As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.
I saved you from a life of imprisonment!
How the hell are you square with me?
Because I didn't kill you back at Sidewinder.
Y'know, I don't really see how not killing somebody
is the same thing as doing them a favor.
Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.
No, you can't! I'm already dead, bitch! I guess the joke's on you!
STOP IT!
Stop fighting!
Can't you see that you're tearing us apart?
WHAT ABOUT US?!
What about you?
We helped you, too!
And what do we get?
NOTHING.
Well, yeah, but-
Yeah, but nothing. He's got a point.
I did help them get the flag back.
Yeah, but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor.
We coulda just let you rot in the Red Army prison. It wouldn't have made any difference to us.
Fine. I'll stay here as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm out of here.
What do you need me to do?
I have no idea! If you knew how to fix a tank, I would have you do that.
..ok.
I-Wait, y-you know how to fix Sheila?
..I love you.
*Lopez doth speak the random Spanish*
Man!
First, he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up! What's he saying??
What are you asking me for?
Well, y'know, er.. because you're of, uh.. a Latino persuasion.
'Simmons' isn't a Spanish name, you dumbass. I'm Dutch-Irish.
..but I thought-
What?
Er.. nevermind.
...I'm from Iowa!
NOBODY CARES!
Ok, take it easy, guys. When I was over at the Red base, I saw that they already got their Jeep fixed.
So whatever you do, don't let 'em see us before we get Sheila back online.
Ok, ok, even if we get Sheila fixed, how are we gonna turn her over? I mean, it's not like anything could just lift-
..oh.
She is a very strong lady.
I'm the one who's the least visible, so I'm gonna head up here to higher ground and keep an eye on the Red base.
If I see anything, I'll letcha know.
WAIT. I'll come with you!
That kinda defeats the purpose, Caboose.
Ok, what if I'm really...
..really..
..quiieett?
Do you even understand what the term 'visibility' means?
Ah-haha, ahhh, good one, Church.
Seriously, you don't know what it means, do you?
A-no.
Caboose, just stay here, man, and.. try not to swallow your tongue or anything like that.
Just watch the Red base and tell us if you see any movement.
*Mechanical sounds*
So, I suppose if you're helping us, you're not as mean as I thought.
I wouldn't say I'm mean, I just get hired to do mean things.
Yeah, but you like it.
Well, I think it's important to enjoy what you do.
So, let's say I paid you to kill Caboose..
..you would still do it, right?
Even though you're supposed to be helping us?
Is this a hypothetical discussion or should we start talking numbers?
Yeah, I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
Hey, Tucker!
WHAT?
What the hell is my body still doing up here?!
That's part of being dead, Church. Your body doesn't really move around much anymore. Maybe you haven't fully grasped the concept yet.
Alright, lemme rephrase that, then.
WHY IN THE HELL haven't you buried my body yet?
Buried? With what? All we have are pistols and rifles! Whatdya want me to do, shoot you a grave?
Well, then how about shipping me back home, y'know?! Let the loved ones pay a little respect!
Well, Church, here's your girlfriend.
Tex, as one of Church's loved ones, would you like to pay your respects?
*Mechanical noises*
That was a stirring eulogy. Rest in peace, good buddy!