>>> WELL, GENE, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU.
THIS ISN'T ALL GROSS. BOBBY FLAY'S STEAK HOUSE?
FANCY. >> AND HE'S YOUR CELEBRITY HALL
PASS. >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT. >> I'M NOT JUDGING.
MINE IS MILA KUNIS AS MEG FROM "FAMILY GUY".
>> FAIR ENOUGH, MISTER. >> OH, MY GOD, GENE.
OF COURSE MY BEST BRO GENE IS GETTING HOT PUBLIC ACTION.
>> EXCUSE ME? >> DON'T BE SELFISH.
TAG YOUR BOY IN. >> I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
'M GEMMA. >> I'M SORRY.
WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? >> ME, RICKY DIMES.
WE MET IN THAT MALE BODY ACCEPTANCE WORKSHOP.
>> OH, RIGHT. >> WHAT'S A MALE BODY ACCEPTANCE
WORKSHOP? >> I HAD TO LOOK AT YOUR
HUSBAND'S JUNK AND TELL HIM WHAT I FOUND BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT.
>> I'M GEMMA. >> SCOOT OVER.
WE HAVE TO CATCH UP. >> WE'RE TRYING TO DO A DATE
NIGHT. >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT
WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I DO. I'M A ROCK AND ROLL MENTALIST.
THAT MEANS I DO, LIKE, MAGIC TO ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC.
THIS IS GEMMA. >> I'M BRITISH.
>> HOW GREAT IS THE ACCENT? SHE SOUNDS LIKE A GPS.
GOEN OH. DO IT.
>> RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING. >> OH, OH.
SO -- >> HOW DID WE MEET?
>> AT THE PLASTIC SURGEON'S. WE WERE BOTH GETTING OUR TITS
DONE. >> I NEED GOOD CLEAVAGE FOR
MAGIC SHOWS. >> YOU DO?
>> FEEL. FEELS REAL, RIGHT?
BUT IT'S NOT. I PAID FOR IT.
NOW FEEL HERS. FEELS REAL, TOO, RIGHT?
>> MINE'S NOT PAID FOR YET. STILL HAVE A BALANCE.
I MIGHT HAVE TO GET THEM BACK. I'M THINKING OF DOING
KICKSTARTER. CAN I COUNT ON YOU?
EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS. >> I GUESS WE COULD CHIP IN A
LITTLE BIT. >> GENE!
>> WANT TO SEE A TRICK? >> NOT REALLY.
>> MAGIC! MAGIC!
DO A TRICK, BABE. >> IT'S NOT A TRICK.
IT'S AN ILLUSION. OKAY.
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> PUT IT BACK IN THE DECK. >> OKAY.
>> DON'T SHOW ME. >> OKAY.
>> PUT THE DECK IN YOUR MOUTH. NOW, GENE, CONFIRM THAT THIS IS
A REAL GUN. >> YEAH.
IT'S A REAL GUN, FULLY LOADED. >> GIVE IT TO GEMMA.
>> AM I GOING TO GET SHOT? >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET SHOT.
IT'S A TRICK. >> I'M PUTTING A NAPKIN ON MY
HEAD, RIGHT? I CAN'T SEE NOTHING.
HERE WE GO. ONE, TWO --
>> YOU'RE AIMING AT ME. ONE FOOT TO THE LEFT.
>> OH, OKAY. >> IT'S A TRICK, HONEY.
>> EXCUSE ME. YOU CAN'T HAVE GUNS IN HERE.
>> IT'S A MAGIC TRICK. >> I HAVE TO TAKE IT UP FRONT.
>> DUDE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ILLUSION.
WOULD YOU TREAT CRIS ANGEL THIS WAY?
>> WHO? >> OH, MY GOD.
WHAT A DUMB DORK. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CRIS ANGEL
IS? SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A DUMB DORK,
DUDE. >> CAN I TAKE THE NAPKIN OFF MY
HEAD NOW? >> MAGIC'S OVER.
I'M SORRY, GEMMA CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE OUTSIDE.
>> IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. >> DON'T LET THAT DORK RUIN MY
FUN. MY GIRL IS A SINGER.
SING YOUR SONG. >> IT'S CALLED "MAGIC."
GIVE ME A BEAT. ♪♪♪
♪ D.J. ROCKED BUT HE FAILED ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
♪ HARRY POTTER THINK HE'S GOT A ♪
♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, POOF SHE'S GONE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IF YOU WERE TRYING TO GET THE
WHOLE TABLE HARD AS ROCKS, YOU SUCCEEDED.
I KNOW GENE IS HARD. I CAN TELL BY HOW HE'S
SQUIGGLING IN HIS SEAT. >> WHO'S SQUIGGLING?
NOT ME. >> YOU ARE.
YOU'RE REARRANGING SOMETHING. >> CAN'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE IT
CAN STILL HAPPEN? >> I GUESS SO.
>> OH, THEY'RE IN LOVE AGAIN OVER MY SONG.
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, HOOK. ♪ SHE'S GONE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]