We're about to watch... the first episode...
of the cartoon... about us! Right now.
[cheering]
Wait, for real? Wait, I thought that cartoon
didn't come out for, like, two more days.
How'd you guys get a copy?
You know, the production company that's making it?
Yeah.
- They sent us one by mistake. - No.
I told Ray to send it back, but Schwoz talked him
into keeping it so that we could watch it.
So, can we watch it?
Yeah, let's do it!
Do it. [chuckles]
Alright.
Okay everyone, get your poopcorn ready.
Poop of corn.
Okay, here comes the cartoon.
[chattering]
- Sh, sh. - It's happening.
Sh, sh, sh, sh.
He knew, he knew, he knew. I'm Kid Danger
and I'm taking this bag of oranges to church.
Let's give Kid Danger a hard time!
Ow! Owie! Captain Man, come save me!
Don't suck your thumb, 'cause here I come!
Frogs!
[Jasper] I didn't know you could summon
flying frogs.
I can't.
Are you okay, Boy Danger?
Boy?
You don't sound like a boy.
Thanks for saving me, Captain Man.
You are welcome.
But how am I gonna get my church fruit
to the festival on time?
I don't know what you just said, but climb upon me!
Zoom, zoom, zoom to the moon, moon, moon.
Okay, I'm sorry, but that was the worst cartoon
I've ever seen in my life.
It was very terrible.
He didn't even remember to take the fruit
to the church festival.
[chattering]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. You watched the cartoon?
The cartoon... is terrible.
Okay, well, if you guys know so much about making cartoons,
why don't you write your own dang script?
Oh, oh, is that- is that a challenge?
- Great. - You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
- Sounds good. - Maybe we will.
- Easy. - Yeah.
- You know what? - Yeah.
You guys are fired.
Yeah, yeah, you're fired.
Why don't you zoom, zoom, zoom to the moon, moon, moon?
Makes no sense!
Okay, so now what?
Go put on some writing music.
Ooh.
[music playing]
♪ Stories we could tell A script that I could write ♪
[groaning]
♪ We'll go all day We'll go all night ♪
We fade out...
[both] and end of episode.
Wow.
Not too shabby, right?
That script is fantastic.
It's so hilarious.
And I should note that we finished it
36 hours before the premiere.
But, now how we gonna get it made
into a cartoon... by tomorrow night?
Well, Schwoz is a genius, right? And he can do anything.
Yeah, so?
So, you gotta take our script
and, uh, you know, make into a cartoon.
That the script you guys wrote,
I finished making it into a cartoon.
- Uh. - For real?
[chuckles] Hey! Alright Schwoz!
Good job, man.
Oh, okay. Alright, stay with us. Stay with us.
Whoa. Hey, hey, hey!
Supposed to show the cartoon at 8:00!
Jasper, Charlotte,
you two clean yourselves up, go to my house,
and stall everybody 'til we get there.
- Clean myself up? - You know what I mean.
Go, go, go.
How do you get fired when you produce a cartoon?
What are you d--
Why?!
Captain Man and Kid Danger are gonna bring the cartoon.
Yeah, they should be here any second.
Here they are.
Hey!
[cheering]
We are very proud of who we are.
- That's too much. - Hashtag Blessed.
- Really grateful. - Humble, I love my life.
Boom.
Okay, everyone, take your seats. Wait. Where's Henry?
Sorry, we are not waiting for Henry!
I haven't seen him for days.
I got no time for more complications!
Take your seats!
Here and here.
- You okay? - I'm great.
- Okay, okay. - Alright.
Ah, dude.
That's Shaun White.
Well, I don't care if he's Betty White.
I'm sitting in this seat right here.
Okay, everyone!
[Schwoz] Okay, Charlotte.
Here we go!
[cheering]
♪ Well, here we go up the tube Fighting crime is what we do ♪
♪ A superhero and his sidekick with a plan ♪
♪ (They have a plan!) ♪
♪ Who's the one behind the mask? Who can move super fast? ♪
♪ It's Kid Danger! And look, it's Captain Man! ♪
♪ So come along (come along!) ♪
♪ It's The Adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪ This is the song (this is the song) ♪
♪ For The Adventures of Kid Danger ♪
♪ - I'm okay - Feels good ♪