- [Narrator] Vat19 presents burning questions
featuring the Not-a-Cat Cat,
a cat (meows) that's not.
And now your host, Greg Poupon.
- A ga-ga-ghost asks,
"How much doesn't the Not-A-Cat Cat weigh?
(playful music)
(whizzing)
(clanking)
Under five ounces, but over a meter.
The_Dad_from_Step_by_Step22 ponders,
"If a cucumber scares cats,
"will it unscare a Not-a-Cat Cat?"
(upbeat music)
(grumbling)
Alarming.
Graham Craquer featuring Marshmallow asks
the obvious question, "Does it have nine lives?"
(jazz music)
(thumping)
(jazz music)
(meows)
(dings)
(elevator music)
(squeaking)
(growls)
(meows)
(jazz music)
(meows)
(playful music)
(thumps)
(playful music)
(meows)
(classical music)
(meows)
(playful music)
(buzzing)
(meows)
(playful music)
(meows)
(playful music)
(growls)
(playful music)
(meows)
(playful music)
(meows)
(splashing)
A living creature cannot be killed
when it is both alive and not living
at the same time simultaneously.
(classical music)
DanTheDamnHamMan wants to know,
"If it has babies, will it be not-a-kitten kittens?"
- Push, push.
(beeping)
- Bonus tail.
(classical music)
FastBreak383 observes, "It has the shape of a neck pillow,
"can I use it as one?"
I don't know, can you?
(electronic music)
Hey.
(dings)
- Hard to find good help these days.
7-11_is_an_inside_job politely asks,
"If it ain't an f'en cat, but it is an f'en cat,
how is that even f'en possible?"
Google quantum superpositions and get back to me.
And watch your mouth.
Finally, Finding Nemoy asks,
"Because it has a bonus ear
"why can't you still not sneak up on it?"
Now you're getting it.
(birds chirping)
(meows)
- Clever.
Thing?
(dramatic music)
(screaming)
- A paradoxical parody.
Well, that's it and that's all.
'Til next time.
(classical music)
(meows)
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