A sale for games made in Japan just started on Steam.
Let’s start the list with
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
This is an action-RPG game that drops you into a vast open world full of weird enemies
and even weirder friends.
You play as a hero who has his heart stolen by a dragon and you spend your time by trying
to take it back.
Honestly I have no idea how you just steal a man's heart.
If you are not Jennifer Lawrence, I mean, That should be some advanced pickpocketing
right there.
So either you are some kind of freak, who can live without a heart or you have more
than one, because otherwise you would be dead.
But don’t be mad at the dragon, maybe he saved someone who was in urgent need of a
alive heart?
Oh no, don’t get me wrong, I’m not talking about transplantation, I had a starving cannibal
in my mind.
Game is praised by the critics, almost everyone likes the game, and now you can get it for
an affordable price.
This version includes all previously released DLCs, pre-order bonuses, retailer-exclusives,
penis enlargement pills, and the Dark Arisen expansion content.
Well, maybe not all of those, but still a great deal no doubt.
Tekken 7
At last, you can beat your friends!
And then install Tekken 7 and beat them in the game as well.
Powered by Unreal Engine 4, TEKKEN 7 features story-driven cinematic battles and intense
duels that can be enjoyed with friends and rivals alike through innovative fighting mechanics.
One thing that I don’t like about this game is the lack of blood.
I’m a fanboy of Mortal Kombat and fights for me should have some cruelty involved,
some bone breaking action and blood splashing on the walls.
The more cruel it is - the better it feels.
But at least Tekken 7 has a ridiculous price.
And that it is a strong motivator to obtain the game, no doubt.
Little Nightmares
This is the best platformer game I have ever played.
It’s dark and vicious atmosphere, strange creatures and grotesque world kept my attention
for many hours.
Here you will help the protagonist to escape The Maw – a vast, mysterious vessel inhabited
by scary corrupted souls looking for their next meal.
I know that you instantly thought about your mother in law, but hey let’s be real, creatures
here are not that scary.
As you progress on your journey and explore the most disturbing dollhouse playground full
of secrets to discover, you will reconnect with your inner child to unleash your imagination
and find the way out.
Creepy vibes guaranteed.
And after you finish the first part, check out the second one - both games have overwhelmingly
positive reviews on Steam and that is an achievement not many can get.
The Evil Within 2
Here you will play as detective Sebastian Castellanos who has lost everything.
Well, that is written in the game’s description, but I honestly hope that he didn’t lose
his balls.
You know, that would suck.
So, anyway, you were given a chance to save your daughter, and have to descend into the
nightmarish world.
Horrifying threats emerge from every corner as the world twists and wraps around you.
Here you can craft traps, sneak, run and hide or try to battle the horrors with limited
ammo.
Sounds familiar?
Yep, if you are a fan of such games like Resident Evil, the second part of The Evil Within will
hit straight into your feelings.
But as you can probably imagine, before playing make sure that you are not a pussy... pussy
pussy pussy
Nier: Automata
I'm still not sure if I said the name right.
I was really sceptical about this game, because I don’t like standard Japanese games in
general - all their men look like women and all the women look like twelve year olds - that
is some weird sexual fetish we in Eastern Europe don’t share with Japanese people,
but I've changed my mind about this game recently when I watched a few streams of it on Twitch.
It was really catchy and weirdly entertaining.
No boobies though so not that entertaining.
People in the Steam comment section are saying that this is one of the best games they have
ever played with an amazing story and three play-throughs, each from a different character's
perspective.
Also it has 26 endings.
If you are into that stuff you can replay the game almost indefinitely till you get
them all.
That's If you are some kind of a masochist.
Although be warned that the game likes to crash, also suffers from frame drops, various
bugs and so on.
So maybe, just maybe you just want to have this game on your console instead.
I just guided your attention.
Death Stranding
After the collapse of civilization you must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling
with weird threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction.
Game is created by legendary Hideo Kojima, so brace yourself for some weirdness.
The famous Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen and The Walking Dead hair model Norman Reedus
gave their bodies and voices to the characters, so that alone is probably enough to catch
attention.
Also you can take a shit in there.
Such nice details.
I have bought this game for my girlfriend, because she was like “omg this game is so
weird, I like weird”, that’s why she’s living with me I guess, and I watched her
playing it.
Death Stranding is definitely not a standard game, it really differs from almost everything
I have seen.
And I’ve seen a lot.
Like even today I have seen a banana, a homeless person, two tiny dogs and a bowl of delicious
šaltibarščiai.
Is Death Stranding anything like those things?
No, it’s not.
[mind blown]
Some salty guys call the game a walking simulator, but you know in a walking simulator you can’t
die.
And here death is on every corner.
It’s even in the name of the game.
My woman stopped playing it because the game became too stressful for her after some time,
so keep in mind that this is not just a happy walk in the park, it’s quite dark and gloomy
and it will really test your nerves.
And now I invite you to subscribe for more videos like that in the future.
Do it now or I will tell your mother in law that you play games where men look like women.
Have a nice day, and I’ll see you next time.