Jory: (in Italian New Yorker accent) Hey, welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm just, you know, makin' a little pizza over here out of Play-Doh! I'm just gonna see if I can... Oh! Maybe some pink cheese on this, right? Some big, ol'... No, wait- it's sauce, isn't it?
That doesn't even make sense! I don't even know what i'm talkin' about here! Oh, man! Let's put some veggies on this!
And I don't even have a brick oven, so I guess you're wondering how I'm gonna cook this, right? Microwave it! Have a slice!
Jon: That pizza looks awful!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. And that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes...
What is in this pizza?!
You mean, my Play-Doh-Giorno pizza?
Riley: (disgustedly) God!
It's Play-Doh.
Jon: How'd THAT taste?
Riley: Oh, God! It was salty!
*techno beat sound effect*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our Panasonic microwave, Whoopi.
Jon: (in high-pitched voice) Whoopi!
Jory: (in high-pitched voice) Whoopi!
There's no echo in her cavern here! In goes the Play-Doh-Giorno pizza.
Jon: Oh, yeah, including the ABC part, as well!
Jory: Yeah, 'cause everyone loves ABC. (singing) ABC...
I wonder how long I should put it in there for?
Jon: I don't know, a regular brick oven pizza's probably in ther for about five minutes, so put it in there for three!
Five minutes?! I'm gonna go ahead and put it in there for FOUR minutes.
Jon: That's even better!
I KNOW!
Jory: How's that Gatorade?
Jon: Washing that Play-Doh down?
You know what that Gatorade is, right? It's urine! It's my urine!
Jon: Aw, dude! You just keep nailing him tonight with these trick food items!
Jory: It has electrolytes, though, so I mean...
Riley: ANYTHING is better than Play-Doh!
Really? You wanna try my brownies?
Riley: From the taste of it, I can only guarantee that the smell will be even greater!
Jon: Just because YOU can't see inside the microwave means WE can't, either! Now, we here at "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" try our very hardest to keep the microwave clean for each and every experiment.
Jon: But sometimes, it's just damn impossible to see inside that dark bitch sometimes!
Jory: Yeah!
Riley: You'd better watch your mouth there, son!
Jon: [Beep] you!
I mean, when it's steams up, there's really nothing we can do.
Jon: There's nothing we can do!
Jory: I'm guessing this is gonna be, like, the one experiment that DOESN'T catch fire!
Jon: No! It'll find a way! Whoopi's resourceful!
Jon: That pizza's baking, dude! I ordered a Hawaiian. They said it would be there in four minutes or less! Where is it?!
Jory: 3... 2... 1... Done!
Riley: Masks on, 'cause this is gonna suck!
Jon: Oh, THAT'S a fun smell! Is that what it tasted like?!
Jon: Open her up! What?! No smoke?! Impossible! Oh, there's the smoke!
Jory: It actually has a tough crust.
Jon: Wow! It actually kind of, like, baked it, like a big cookie!
Jory: It has that crunchy exterior, and I'm guessing- yes, soft interior. And really hot, too, actually. That was a bad idea!
So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave your Play-Doh creations in the microwave? Absolutely!
Jon: I thought it was a pretty cool result! I mean, if you make something and you want to save it for all-time, and you don't have, like, an actual furnace, use your microwave! It'll harden it!
Jory: It's like a kiln- it's a kiln for lazy people!
Jory: And that's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave your microwave creations in Play-Doh?
Jon: What?!
*Jory claps his hands together to sync cameras; fan crashes to floor*
Jon: How did you manage that?!
Jon: Alright, ready?
It's gonna be gross, dude! I don't envy you right now!
That's a good point- you've done it before!
Riley: Yeah, I've done it before!
Ready? Let's find out...!