Hey guys.
So, if you follow me on Twitter @therealryanhiga
or on Instagram @notryanhiga
I don't know why I called it that;-;
I probably should've kept it CONSISTENT
Then you would know even before this video that I look a little different
I mean if it isn't blatantly obvious already- as you can probably see
I changed my- you know earrings.
This one's actually a lot smaller
Okay, fine we're not gonna do this stupid bit again
I'm just gonna get it out of the way, and address the elephant in the room, and-
EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT THAT FAT
But I wasn't saying you were
BOI YOU LOOK MORE LIKE AN ELEPHANT THAN I DO
WIT YO UGLY A**, DUMBA**, GRAY A**, HAIR-LOOKIN A**
NAPPY A**, TRICKY A**, kinda little cute a**
I wasn't calling you an elephant, thats just a figure of speech
I was just gonna address my hair color.
Oh.
You look okay then, I guess
Thank you? [Chip crunch]
IM JUST PLAYIN
YO HAIR LOOK GAY BOI HAHAHA
WIT YO OLD A** HAIR (Inaudible)
(Sigh) Okay, yes I dyed my hair
And yeah, I know it looks ridiculous
But I did it for a music video,
A video that is coming out this month
March 24th. If you're seeing this after that it's already been out.
I don't know if you guys remember when I made
that, uh spoof, k-pop song- well it's not a spoof because its original.
I just called up a few of my YouTuber friends
And a couple of actor friends
Yeah, and we made like a fake K-pop band that-
-a lot of people in Korea took very seriously
We called it "BGA", or Boys Generally Asian.
It was supposed to be a one time video-
-and a joke, but it ended up getting a lot of press-
-in Korea, like K-pop sites and stuff.
And it actually made it to #2 on the K-pop charts-
I don't know how, cause the song was called Dong Saya Dae
Which literally means "I have to take a shit" in Korean
Yeah, actually I think a lot of K-pop-
-fans and K-pop sites got really offended
-by that video, cause they thought we were serious.
And that's why I came to the logical conclusion, to make another one.
When it comes out, its gonna be March 24th,-
-that's when the song comes out on iTunes,
How funny would it be it we got to #1 on the charts?
On a real K-pop chart. We'll be #1 this time
I need you guys. But anyway, I'm getting off topic, yeah- that's why I dyed my hair,-
and it looks really ridiculous right now. I actually have no idea how the style-
-this kinda hair, so I'm just leaving it like this.
In fact, I'm just gonna do the video like this, let's start this over, HEY GUYS- let's just go.
Dear Ryan, can you make a really long domino chain please?
I'm actually one of the worst people to be-
-doing this kinda- thing. I have bad fine motor skills-
-I can't- I'm really bad at, like little things like arts
and crafts that require like really-
-steady movement that's steady uh, hands,
sewing. Yeah but create a long domino chain. That's easy.
[Dramatic Music]
Alright, here we go.
[Dramatic Music]
*Clears throat*
Ughh, you know that's-
-not what kind of domino chain they were talking about.
How 'bout this?
Better!
YAS!
[Hacking cough]
Dear Ryan, can you describe ten things-
-with only scientific complicated words?
I actually used to do this all the time in high school.
You guys know what I'm talking about, when you try and like basically-
-turn one sentence into a paragraph-
-just by being more descriptive. Using big words that you barely know.
Let's just try this. What do I have around here?
This is a white, red, color- blended,
mix liquid transporting device,
accompanied by H2O, in two-
-of the four fundamental states of matter,
known as liquid and solid,
that I intend to ingest and absorb, immediately-
-after this sentence. [sipping sound]
[Burp]
[Small fart]
Oh! [chuckle]
Pardon me! It seems I have released even more of the 3rd fundamental-
-state of matter known as ga-
No, no
That seems that I have reached the 4th fundamental state of matter.
I think I have created plasma.
Dear Ryan, can you run out of ideas?
[Lightbulb ding]
[Dramatic Music]
[Car horn beeping]
Dear Ryan, can you give us some tips on being a Youtuber?
I guess I have to be serious for once um,
This is a real answer
I would say the number one thing that make Youtubers fail
Is that they give up. It's usually th-that's all it is. That's what it comes down to.
So you just can't give up.
For example if you're not getting a lot of views in the start, of course you're not.
None of us- well unless if you got lucky get a lot of views in the beginning.
And I think it's actually better to not get a lot of views-
-like go viral all of a sudden, because you don't learn the steps along the way.
Like you have to learn things like how to deal with hate and in the beginning it's not gonna be that bad.
As you get bigger and bigger slowly over time, you'll learn that you gonna get more hate-
-the more success you get.
So you have to learn how to deal with that.
Don't give in to the hate.
It's just a comment from somebody who's hiding their identity.
It should mean nothing to you.
So, yeah. The no. 1 thing is don't be discouraged.
Grow a thick skin and just never give up.
That's my only advice.
Dear Ryan, your hair makes you look like a gay loser.
[Sigh]
You know what? F*** this. I quit.
F*** this sh**! what did I do to deserve this bullsh**?
[The swearword censor beep]
You're a loser.
Dear Ryan, can you create a love story using only potatoes?
I never felt more helpless in my entire life.
She's my everything.
My best friend.
My buddy.
My spuddy.
I still remember the first day we met.
We go way back to our roots. That's where I met her, on Vine.
I don't know why she chose me.
She could've had any potato in the entire market- no the entire farm if she wanted.
But she chose to stay with me.
I would do anything and everything for her.
There's nothing I can do about this.
I know I question you a lot, and I don't always believe you exist-
-but please look after them, Frito-Lay.
[Door opening] Mr Potato.
It...
...was a complete success. [Mr potato gasps]
Wow
Potato Doctor: Congratulations, he is a very healthy potato chip.
Mr Potato: He?
He's a boy!
Mrs Potato: [Sigh of relief/happiness]
Yes!
Dr Potato: Yes, sour cream and onion to exact.
Mr Potato: He's so beautiful. We'll name him Pringle.
Mrs Potato: I love it!
???: Uh you better not.
That is not a name you should be giving a chip like that.
You racist ass, trick ass, cultural appropriation-
Ryan: Dude.
Too much.
Pfft. Wha ever.
[Chip crunch]
You just ate the ey- [Thump of the potato]
OH HO HO HO [laughter] Dude!
We need that!
[Burp]
[Chuckle] All that build up.
YAS! [Coughing] [Laughter]
What the hell?! [laughter]
[laughter]
Ryan: woah, woah [Laughter]
Derrick: Oh, you stuck?
[Laughter]
It's smiling! [Laughter]
It's smiling!