From peeing down a waterslide to finding a 7-year-old dead goldfish, the Planet Dolan
Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest things
we've seen at a friend's house.
I’m Nixxiom, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by VolcanicAcid Tolop Tolop was at his friend's house playing some
video games, and after about 5 minutes, Tolop's friend turned off his Xbox and told Tolop
to follow him up to his room.
They both went upstairs into his room, and Tolop's friend turned on the light.
The first thing Tolop saw was a bunch of people dry humping each other in lobster costumes.
Then Tolop's friend put a hat on him that said "Red Lobsters" spelled backwards, and
then said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LOBSTER MURDERER."
It wasn't even his birthday.
Tolop was completely confused, and now he can't eat seafood without thinking about that
moment.
Number 9 was Submitted by TotallyNotNOYB GhostToast When GhostToast was about 11, he went over
to a girl's house to play Super Mario Sunshine.
When he walked in, he saw 3 Playboy magazines, a can of Cheese Whiz, and a controller.
He also heard what sounded like someone moaning in pain.
GhostToast didn't investigate or ask any questions.
He just grabbed his copy of Pokémon Sapphire and bolted to the door.
He hasn’t talked to the girl at all since that day.
Number 8 was Submitted by Mileven_shipper212 SpinalPalm
One time when SpinalPalm spent the night at his friend's house, he left his phone charger
there.
The next time he went over, his friend told him that his mom had found the charger and
put it up in her closet.
So SpinalPalm went to the closet and sure enough, saw the charger on the top shelf.
But next to it was a board game that looked like the Game of Life.
So he pulled it out and asked his friend if he wanted to play.
They opened it up, and quickly discovered it was NOT the Game of Life.
The first card SpinalPalm read said "do the 69 position and let your partner try to sing
a song to you."
They decided to stop playing right about then.
Number 7 was Submitted by Zetaro_Angelwing MKyleM/Grgak
Back in high school, MKyleM was staying over at Grgak's house for the weekend.
They were playing Halo 3 when Grgak's wireless controller batteries died.
They went searching for batteries and ended up in his mom's room.
Grgak started digging through his mom's dresser and found a battery powered vibrator.
He went to his mom, vibrator in hand, and asked her "what the hell is this?"
She replied with "That doesn't work!"
So Grgak turned it on and it started vibrating.
He then took the batteries out and handed it to his mom, and they went back to playing
Halo like nothing happened.
A couple of weeks later, Grgak found the vibrator again, put batteries in it and proceeded to
chase his sister around the house with it while moaning.
Number 6 was Submitted by Chuck8907 Pandora Pandora was at a party at a friend's house
one time and was having a great time.
But she went to the bathroom and noticed something weird on the toilet.
It was a little gold baby statue in a crawling position, with a naked butt and everything.
The statue had a little pair of bronzed booties with her friend's first name on them.
And that's how Pandora learned her friend's first name.
The name she and everyone else knew her friend by was actually his middle name.
Number 5 was Submitted by Buttmunch2099 Dolan When Dolan was 12, he went to his friend's
house because they wanted to work on comics.
They went to his room, but his friend's brother heard them and came to the room wearing only
his underwear.
He just stood there and stared at them for an awkward ten seconds and then he turned
around and started twerking!
As he was "bouncing," he looked at Dolan and said "you know you want it."
Dolan never went to his friend's house again.
Number 4 was Submitted by BlueEyedAvenger SaltySquid
SaltySquid went to his friend's house and made the mistake of opening the freezer.
There, he found his friend's dead goldfish wrapped in tin foil.
His friend explained that when the fish died, it was winter, and the ground was too hard
to dig up and bury him properly.
That explanation would have made sense, except that the fish had died 7 years ago.
When SaltySquid asked his friend why he wouldn't just flush it, he said he could NEVER do something
so cruel to his best friend!
Number 3 was Submitted by RiannaPotato Doopie When Doopie was about 9 years old, she went
to one of a friend's house for her birthday.
It was the first time she had ever been to this friend's house, so she was just exploring
the place as the party went on.
Eventually she had to use the bathroom, and had her friend's mom point it out to her.
She walked carefully over to the bathroom and shut the door.
But while she was in there, she noticed one of those huge "Utz Cheese Balls" containers
nearly full to the top with chewed-up gum.
That was when she decided that if her friend wants to see her, she'll be coming to Doopie's
house instead.
Number 2 was Submitted by suburbanhavoc JameShark JameShark's neighbor across the street used
to have an awesome waterslide going into his pool.
The slide itself was about 10 feet high, and was mounted to the pool deck, which was about
5 feet high.
So JameShark and his neighbors could see each other pretty clearly when they were at the
top of it.
And every so often, he would see a kid climb up there, drop his pants, and just pee down
the waterslide into the pool, in plain view of everyone.
JameShark didn't swim at his neighbor's house again after seeing that.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I've seen at a
friend's house?