- Here we go, baby.
Ay, we don't need your b*#@.
We can bring our own.
I don't care how hot Washington is.
They are still garbage.
I guarantee we'll win this game too, sure.
McCarthy's back this week.
It helps when you have a coach, coaching your team.
Your QB is Taylor Heinicke, please be real.
No we're not beating them.
Zeke's playing?
Hopefully he's healed up now.
Who was that throwing that to?
Make sure to pick that up off.
Marcus Lawrence or Randy Gregory, finally playing together.
Well look Heinicke.
Tony Pollard is out this week.
What?
Plantar fasciitis.
Amari Cooper.
Throw the first round.
Good first drive.
Greg Zuerlein's only missed five field goals.
It feels like 50.
Ekeler Brown, intercept that.
The receiver fell down.
What are you doing Sanchez Wilson?
Run the bud out.
This man reverse field three times
for a two yard loss.
You're six knowing we score first, okay.
You can tell Ezekiel's banged up.
He's a fighter though.
That just fell down.
He tripped over the center.
Interception. Who was that, throwing that too.
Come on defense. Hold them right here.
Randy Gregory! Intercept that.
Randy Gregory is a grown man and I love him.
Zack Martin's down. I don't like this.
Phew, he was able to jog off.
Global Fat on Disney +.
Go ahead and drop that.
Stop playing.
And they're offside, we get another third down.
Appreciate you.
Amari Cooper easy.
Boo...
And we got the 2-point conversion.
Ain't you want to hit that late.
Oh my gosh! Malik Hooker, what a hit.
He ain't catch that. That's incomplete.
Did he catch the ball or...
Hello?
They are going for the four down.
Back up Parson!
Ohh!
It's a fumble, run that, run it!
Let's go, Armstrong!, let's go.
Micah Parsons is a grown man!
Micah Parsons is the defensive player of the year.
I don't care what you say.
Wait. Taylor Heinicke is out?
What a change of events.
Kyle Allen's in the game now?
This game is over.
Another sack from Micah Parsons.
Man as I was saying.
Dak is off.
He's a little high on everything.
Micheal Gallup! 44 yard pass.
Holding on La'el Collins,
really, they call that hold.
You don't call that play on Micah Parsons if you want.
Heinicke is back in?
La'el Collins down now? Ahh!
He grabbed Michael Gallop's arm
while the ball was in the air.
Let's pass it to the fans every day, Greg Olson.
The heck are you talking about.
Zeke is limping.
Corey come on man,
you've got to pick up the slack.
Anthony Brown pick that off.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you for not sucking.
Micah Parsons is almost had the interception.
Why is he 30 yards down the field?
he's doing push-ups on the sideline
from his interceptions.
Did we just really rough the punter?
Running into the kicker?
I'll take it, let's go.
I thought Taylor Heinicke was supposed to be good.
Washington just signed Taylor Heinicke to a maxed contract.
20 year contract. Lifetime Contract.
Overthrow to Zeke.
Kick field goal.
Second half, let's end this.
This b**# turned down McLaurin the whole game.
Y'all are paying, McLaurin came straight down on his head.
Man y'all almost threw the interception on that scream.
Is this Calf still hurt? What's going on now?
Well Collins is back. Let's go.
That's the only way you can stop this year, injury.
CD land with a halfback toss.
I like it Kallin.
Is that a touchdown.
That wasn't a touchdown.
It looked like his Elbow came down first out of bounds.
And got the two-point conversion too.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Okay Corey Clement a little burst.
What is our offense doing?
What are you talking about Greg Olsen?
You're not back in this game.
They're down 16 still.
Fumble! Jourdan Lewis punched it out.
Let's go.
Tyron Smith broke he's leg.
Ohh...
Whatever Greg Veleg ate pre-game,
he needs to eat every week.
DeMarcus Lawrence getting sacks too.
You tell me that does not count perfectly.
Fully healthy.
We got the best defense in the league.
Heinicke got sacked again.
Neville Gallimore.
Welcome to the league Neville.
Heinicke's limping now.
Ay, y'all better take him out.
Man y'all better take Heinicke out right now,
before the man dies.
They're just ruining their play-off chances.
Tyler Larsen just got carded off too, dang.
Who is this?
Who is Harty?
Who's Harty?
Is he on the prep squad?
That's how you protect QB one, La'el Collins.
Dak will pay the fine.
That delay game saved Kyle Allen's life.
Randy Gregory was coming.
Worth in goal. They got it.
That's a two-point conversion though.
Dak...
What are you doing?
Hick's six.
Is this real?
Like, is this real?
What is going on?
This is nice, when another team misses an extra point.
This is wild.
We really went three now,
and Washington's about to give the ball back.
Are we going to lose this game?
Bro, we can't lose.
I've talked too much trash.
Why is quarter wide open?
I'm scared.
How do we get here?
We're on 24-0.
Nah bro. Nah bro.
That was a foul ball.
Let's go Randy Gregory.
Drooling on the field stands, let's go.
This game should've been over a long time ago.
Fake toss.
Run that Dak, easy.
That's game.
You know what?
It's December and we're winning. I don't care.
Just keep winning Cowboys.
A win is a win is a win.
Hey see you in two weeks.
Same thing about to happen to,
except Dak's calfs going to be better by then.
The heck.
Who's buccaneers one?
Can someone check on Dak's calf, please.
Can we get Zeke healed up?
Doctors, do your job.
Who are the Cardinals playing?
Y'all wanted Dallas huh.
But y'all got this L instead.
Holding, grasping.
Who are the Packers playing?
How about them cowboys...
(calm music)
- I'm a grown man.
You can't count on the Bears for nothing!