Now that Whale Week is over,
why don't we bring out the guy
who's been working very hard all week operating the whale?
He's been here every night working inside the whale,
making it function smoothly.
Let's bring him out here, give him a round of applause.
He's done such a great job.
Why don't you get on out here, sir?
Might as well just get him out of the whale, and...
Hey, Johnny.
[Conan] Oh my God!
(audience cheering)
Hello, Johnny!
What a treat! Thank you!
Robert
Robert Goulet, here in the flesh!
Hello, Johnny.
(Conan laughing)
Doc.
Yeah it's Conan, actually, and Max. Yeah.
Johnny, you do a great job. Thank you. Thank you.
Where's Freddy? I dunno...
Freddy Degorda? Is he around here?
I don't know what you're talkin' about, yeah.
He still owes me $80. Yeah.
Johnny!
(Conan laughing)
[Conan] Conan, yeah.
How long you been doin' this show for now?
Uh, boy, it's been a while. 55 years...
(audience laughing)
Yeah, I've been on the air...
Of magic.
55 years, yeah. Thanks.
You look good, Mr. Goulet.
You look... Thank you, my friend.
Thank you for the gig.
(audience laughing)
You know, I can't believe
you agreed to operate the whale all week long, that was...
Absolutely. Bob Goulet needs a little bit of time.
He's got... (Conan laughing)
What? What the hell was that?
I speak a foreign space language.
(audience laughing)
Really?
Yeah. Yeah.
Well listen, we would be thrilled here...
Nope.
(audience laughing)
What? What?
Did you say something?
Yeah, I was gonna ask you something
and you said "nope" before you even heard what it was.
Goulet.
(audience laughing)
All right, we would be thrilled, I think,
all of America would be thrilled
if you would treat us to a song.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
(audience cheering uproariously)
I'm not gonna.
[Conan] Wait, wait, why? Why not?
I haven't warmed up at all.
I need the proper time to warm up.
All right. I'll do it.
(big band music)
I hope you guys like Loverboy!
♪ Everyone's watchin' ♪
♪ To see what you will do ♪
It's a little Loverboy! Come on!
♪ Everyone's lookin' at you ♪
♪ Bob Goulet's wonderin' ♪
♪ Will you come out tonight ♪
♪ Everyone's tryin' to get it right ♪
♪ Get it right ♪
♪ Everybody's workin' for the weekend ♪
Yeah!
♪ Everybody wants a new romance ♪
I know I could use some!
Right, Johnny?
♪ Everybody's goin' off the deep end ♪
Hey!
♪ Bob Goulet needs a second chance ♪
♪ Oh, you want a piece of my heart ♪
♪ You gotta start from the start ♪
You know what, Johnny?
I wanna say somethin' to ya right now.
[Conan] It's Conan, it's not Johnny!
You've been doin' this show for 80 years now.
(audience laughing)
No! No!
And you're fantastic.
(Conan laughing) You're absolutely fantastic.
(audience cheering)
You know, that's right!
The man doesn't get enough applause!
What?
I didn't say anything!
I got a piece of advice for you people out there.
I've traveled this great land of ours many a time
and I've seen things that I can't describe on television.
I mean bad things, I've seen some bad stuff.
Bad stuff.
I can't sleep most the nights, the stuff I've seen.
One thing I do know, though, is
don't eat eight enchiladas before you go on Conan.
It sits heavy in the belly.
Real heavy.
(audience laughing)
I don't know.
What are you people lookin' at?
One, two, three, four!
♪ Everybody's workin' for the weekend ♪
Ho!
♪ Bob Goulet wants a new romance ♪
(audience clapping to the beat)
All right!
♪ Everybody's goin' off the deep end ♪
Especially that guy over there!
♪ Everybody needs a second chance ♪
♪ You want... ♪
Hold on. Hold on, big finish!
(audience laughing)
♪ You want a piece of my heart ♪
(music swells)
Thank you!
Bob Goulet everyone, that was incred...
I don't have time. [Conan] Time for what?
[Bob] I don't have time.
[Conan] He's gotta go, I guess!