I want to point out something.
You are figuring out a way to still be fashionable
even during this pandemic, check this out.
I know that you don't need to check it out,
but I want my audience to see,
this is you matching your mask to your shoes,
which is, I mean, I can't imagine.
That's high-level, Conan.
Yeah, that is, that is operating
in the upper 99th percentile.
Who thinks of that? That's incredible.
You're figuring out a way
to make the mask a fashion statement.
Let me tell you who thinks of that, a fashion icon.
(laughing)
But you're not a fashion icon.
Wait a minute, yes you are! Oh, but she is!
Conan, here's the thing.
I don't go anywhere.
I am one of those people who is terrified of this pandemic
and COVID, and so if there were some sort of actual bubble
I could be in, I would do it.
That was me visiting my products at Ulta
because Ulta Beauty carries Pattern, my haircare products,
and I wanted to see them
because we have a whole bunch of new shelf space.
So while I've been home,
I have continued shopping, and it's a lot of masks.
So I have purchased some, a beautiful collection of masks
that never get used, and that day I got to coordinate.
Nice, nice.
But most, you know, I just go to work
with the mask and then I'm home, I don't go anywhere.
You mentioned you have this hair care line.
Yes, so my haircare line is called Pattern,
and it's in stores at Ulta Beauty.
And then it's also available online.
I think you might be as hair obsessed as I am.
I've been hair obsessed since I was a kid,
I wanted my hair to look like Elvis.
I wanted it to look like a Jack Lord on "Hawaii Five-0."
I wanted a swoosh and a sweep and I never grew out of it.
I don't know what the problem is.
So maybe you have some products.
Do you have anything that I could use
or is it, is it no guys allowed?
No, first of all, I don't think hair has a gender,
and I agree with you, I feel like it's,
hair is a form of expression
and it's one of the ways I know for you.
Like, it's like an extension of your personality for me too.
My favorite thing is when you do this,
whenever you do the, yes, it's one of my favorite things.
It's one of my favorite things you do.
You know what's interesting, it started out as,
what I thought that it was my way
of attracting a possible female mate.
And then it turned out that it was really
just a cry for help.
So once that was explained to me, I made my peace with it.
(laughing)
No one was attracted to this, they found it interesting,
but I think my wife married me
despite the croissant on top of my head.
I don't know, I bet you if we talked to your wife,
she would say that your hair is also,
that she would say it's the third party
in your relationship. (both laughing)
But um-- That's possibly true, yeah.
I do think I have products that would work for you.
The styling products, because especially if you like a swoop
and a swirl, you know what I mean?
And you want to get some like height out of that hair.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I bet you that are, you know
probably our stronghold gel or one of those would work.
I'm going to check it out.
I'm going to check it out because I'm always looking
for the equivalent of hair Viagra,
and it sounds like you have that,
sounds like this gel you have
could be really helping me, you know?
I don't know that I've ever called it that,
but in, on that path I would say that
at my hair company, size matters. (laughs)
So maybe, maybe it does go with it.
We have a video of you playing with your hair on,
I guess this was on Instagram.
What?
(laughs)
What I love about that is again,
when people learn to have fun with their hair,
I mean, you suddenly, there are,
I spent hours without an iPhone
because I'm just messing around with this thing.
And I think I'm better and better for it.
In order for us to keep each other safe
and to possibly move through this pandemic at some point,
I think we've all had to really change our habits,
and sort of what we lean to.
And so if giving your hair a swirl
and spending 10 minutes playing stupidly with yourself,
I think it's worth it.
You should phrase that differently.
Probably.