Shelby girl!
Will somebody kill that fucking dog?
Sylvester! You watch your language, kitty.
The constant squeaking gets pretty annoying, huh?
Yeah.
I know, Sylvester. It's irritating to all of us. You just have to learn how to block it out, but, hey! It's almost lunchtime, right?
Yeah!
Then just have some wet food! That'll take your mind off the dog.
Kay.
No, no, no, no, no! Not again! Damn it!
Ok, kitty, I know you're gonna hate me for this because it keeps on happening, but we're out of wet food.
What?
Yeah, I just can't keep up with you kitties. You go through it so fast, but I'll get some more.
When?
I don't know. Next time I go shopping. Maybe tomorrow or something, but I forgot I gave the last can to Gibbyson for breakfast!
He will die for that.
No he won't, kitty. He didn't do anything wrong. But, hey, hey, I got an idea. What if we take your dry food, and just soak it in water?
No!
Come on, kitty! I'm trying to help you!
So things have been pretty normal lately.
Shelby is still squeaking but it's like the nineteenth time she's eaten the sq—
Can we talk?
Right now?
Yes.
Kitty...
Sylvester, is, is this about the wet food?
Yep.
Kitty, kitty you're not gonna die if you go one day without wet food. You can wait!
But, I'll tell you what. If you leave me alone for a few minutes, maybe I'll go the the store a little sooner, okay?
Okay.
Alright, I'll talk to you in a little bit. It's gonna be okay, kitty! I promise! It's okay. Gosh.
Okay. Where was I? Oh yeah, Shelby. The doctor said that if she eats the squeaker again it might cause her to-
Are you done yet?
Are you kidding?
No!
Freaking cat.
I am not going to the store right now!
Why?
Because I don't want to.
So?
So eat your dry food.
That's gross!
I don't care, Sylvester. I don't want to go to the store.
Why?
Because I don't want to go to the store! Why do we have to have this argument? Just eat your dry food.
Dick!
Fine. Call me names. Cool. Whatever, it's fine.
I don't want to go to the store! ~ Seriously, I just don't want to go, and I shouldn't have to come up with an excuse
It's not like he can get revenge. He's a cat, what can he do?
Dear Todd, I know we haven't talked for a long time, but I need your help!
I have two cats and one dog that you may kidnap and destroy as you please. How soon can we get this done?
What?
It's me, Sylvester. Can you help me or not?
Grr.
Look, I understand if you're mad at me. I know I've been distant, but it was for your safety!
I still love you and I miss all the good times we've had, but can you fucking help me or not?
I'm not fucking around, Todd! These other animals are stepping on my turf and I need them dead! Understand?
Hmm. Mission successful. It's only a matter of time now.
You're dead, kitty. Todd's coming to get all of you!
Bitch..
Random Kitty, will you come on down?
No.
Why are you even hiding up in here anyways?
Todd.
Because what?
Blah
What are you saying?
Todd.
Kitty, come on. Come on down.
No!
Hey, I'm sorry. Jeez. Will you just come on down, there's nothing to hide from. Please, kitty! Come on!
Alright, fine. I'll check on you in a little bit. Jeez.
Sylvester, will you please stop walking away from me. I'm trying to talk to you kitty! Come on!
WAAAAAHH
Gibbyson. No. I love you
So, anyway, Random Kitty's hiding in the upstairs closet and she won't come down!
When I asked her why she wouldn't she said it was—
Sylvester, sto—
Why do you keep walking away from me?
Kitty! When I asked Random why she wouldn't come out of the closet, she said something that sounded like Todd.
Did you tell her about Todd?
Yeah.
No, no. Please tell me you didn't tell her about Todd.
I did.
Oh my God!
Random Kitty, there's nothing to worry about. Todd doesn't even know where we live. It's fine.
Don't let Sylvester scare you like that! He likes to terrify kitties.
See? There's nothing to worry about down here. I pinkie swear. Nothing.
What? You don't have to—
Here!
Kitty, you don't even have any pinkies. I was just kidding.
Hey, hey. Don't get your head stuck, kitty. Oh, oh You're fine
Sorry, Random. Sylvester, apologize!
No!
Sylvester, say sorr—
We're not done, kitty. I swear to god, you're gonna apologize one way or another. Coming!
Rufus!
He found us!
Just relax. It's okay, kitties. Just be quiet and he'll go away.
You just have to stay quiet long enough, and eventually he'll think nobody's home. Okay?
Stop making noise. Everything's fine.
Would you guys quit making that freaking noise?
Rufus!
Okay, you look like a couple of freaking crackheads! Calm down, okay! Just don't make any noise.
Shelby no! I should have gone to the freaking store.
Help!
What's the matter, kitty?
Todd!
I don't wanna go through this again. Sylvester, do you realize Todd was out there banging on the door for over half an hour?
Yeah.
And now Random Kitty is completely paranoid.
So?
So I guess I'll go to the store.
Good!
Gosh, kitty. I don't want to. Random Kitty, are you okay?
No.
I'm so sorry, kitty.