I am ambitious, super busy, independent,
self-sufficient, and I'm always looking for the best.
I have so many stories about dating.
It's definitely been rough.
I think that my looks attract douchebags.
[music playing]
Hi!
Hello, how are you?
I'm Dan.
Dan, nice to meet you.
It's good to see you.
Good to see you.
I think that the mask will help
a lot so that you have to get to know the person underneath.
I got some gray hairs in my face.
I have some green hairs everywhere.
Everywhere.
[laughs] What else besides being green?
That's it.
That's everything about me.
What do you do?
I sing with the USO Show Troop.
OK, that's cool.
Singer, dancer, perform for veterans' families.
Where are you from originally?
I'm from Texas.
OK.
Texas, I find, is strange.
[gasps] It's strange?
Here's-- here's what's strange about Texas.
What's strange about Texas?
Every city thinks that they are the most
important city in Texas.
I've never seen anything like it before.
Like, if you're from Dallas, and I'll be like,
Oh, I've been to Texas.
I've been to Houston.
All the Dallas people will be like, no,
no, no, no, no, you haven't.
You haven't been to Texas.
[laughs]
Angelina was kind of a ball as far as just chill.
I think-- I think she'd be cool with really anything.
When was last time you were in a relationship?
I'm really super busy a lot.
OK.
I have stuff to do, and I get it done.
DAN: Yeah.
And if I have some free time to invest in someone, I do.
Angelina was cool, but she did say her time is limited.
So I don't know that we see each other, you know, more than once
every month or two months.
So it's tough.
Really nice meeting you.
Thank you.
I guess I'll see you later.
DAN: Yeah.
Mr. Green Man Dan.
Overall, pretty good.
He didn't really seem to, like, give a whole lot.
He just kind of wanted to, like, keep it superficial.
So I hope he goes a little deeper.
See you soon.
[music playing]
Jesus.
We're dead.
On the speed date, she was very cool and relaxed.
I think we just scratched the surface
on what we have going on there.
That first date with Dan, I do think
that he has some qualities that I find attractive.
He's got a great sense of humor, and I really appreciate
seeing that in someone.
I-- I kind of want to do like--
What do you want do?
--yoga on this.
Do it.
[indian flute music]
Teach me some yoga.
Deep breaths.
I've been doing this for 96 years.
[laughs]
I do think that the date has been going well,
and I'm excited to see what comes next.
OK, so tell me about you.
DAN: Please, ask me.
You know, what are you looking for in the next five years?
Oh, god, five years.
Yeah.
Three years.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
I mean, my take on relationships has
always been I'm going to have some idea
when it-- when it shows up.
You know what I mean?
ANGELINA: So you're kind of a go-with-the-flow person?
DAN: Not that.
It's like I don't think--
I don't think you can plan it.
What are you looking for in a girl?
I'm going to know her when I see her.
I feel like that's a very vague answer.
Don't you have, like, some idea?
Well, again--
I don't think it's a bad thing to have an idea.
To have a list?
ANGELINA: No, I did not say a list.
She needs to be-- she needs to be exactly 5 foot 4.
She needs exactly--
I did not-- now you're being sarcastic.
--a size-- a size 6 shoe.
ANGELINA: You don't have to be defensive.
DAN: I'm not being defensive.
You're asking me the same question over and over again.
ANGELINA: Oh, so you don't like that question, though.
DAN: No, I-- I have no problem with that question.
I don't-- I told you I don't-- there's no list.
ANGELINA: OK.
Having a list is, I think, is a counterproductive scenario.
I don't have a list, either.
I think she was more into challenging me and finding out
what I was about, and I'm just not
sure if I was on a date or some kind
of grueling interview process.
ANGELINA: Careful.
There's goose poo.
Goose poo?
I can deal with it if you can.
[laughs] I'm super excited that
we got to do something outside.
I agree.
This is-- I've never--
I've never rowed on a date.
I might have kayaked on a date.
You hussy.
[laughs] Say that louder.
I can't hear you.
[laughter]
I think we were testing each other.
We're testing the waters, no pun intended.
Cheers to you.
Cheers to friends.
Thank you so much.
I think there's some tender moments there, and I--
I would like to see more of those.
Are we still gonna be attacked by geese?
[laughs]
He is opening up slowly, so I'm excited to learn more.
Ladies, thank you so much.
I had so much fun with each of you.
This is such a tough scenario to be put in on my part.
Denise, she wolf or not, you're adorable.
Thank you.
We had a wonderful time.
My only concern is I don't think I know
how you are in a relationship.
The sake story was a little bit overwhelming.
Angelina, we had what was probably the most
lovely date I've had in years.
My only concern with you is parts of the date
felt more like an interview.
And this is-- this is the horrible part.
I would love another shot with both of you.
My sexy beast is Denise.
Angelina, thank you so much.
I had such a ball with you.
I appreciated some of your qualities, but I kind of agree.
I think we missed some communication.
When he didn't pick me, I thought, you know what?
It was probably for the best.
I don't think we quite communicated well.
You are a beautiful elderly woman.
[laughter]
ANNOUNCER: All right, let's see what
Angelina was hiding beneath her senior citizen get-up.
Wow, that is quite a transformation.
Let's hear what Dan thinks.
DAN: Hi.
Hi.
DAN: How are you?
It's so nice to finally meet you.
DAN: You're so pretty.
Thank you.
I might have--
I might have made the wrong decision.
Oh.
He seemed a little speechless, which was cute.
She was a total--
total babe.