- I'm a morning shower person, are you a?
- I'm a night shower person.
- Oh, awesome, okay.
You wanna shower together?
Hey, I'm Chris.
- I'm Brittany.
- [Both] And we're getting married for a week!
- But we don't believe in rings.
- They're gender normative.
Chris and I have been really good friends
for about five years.
- We don't get to hang out that much anymore.
Brittany needs to go talk to her girlfriend.
I don't really expect anything negative to happen.
But I don't know what I'm not accounting for.
- Who does this belong to?
We're probably gonna argue
and get annoyed with each other.
Oh, thank you so much.
He's really horrible at planning and I'm like
a huge planner.
- What do you wanna do today?
What do you wanna do for dinner?
I did forget this was happening today.
I think I like spending time with other people
more than she does.
- I really like spending time by myself.
- [Both] I do. Let's do this!
- Welcome home, honey.
- [Brittany] It's all messy.
- It's not that messy.
I just was drunk last night.
I think we should focus on spending time
doing stuff together.
- Yeah.
- You know, getting the house together.
(Brittany laughs)
Now I feel like you got me on a messy day.
- Expired orange juice.
- Anyway, this is my bed.
(Brittany laughs)
- Um okay.
When's the last time you washed the sheets?
- I think these are clean.
Should we cook, we can go get Thai food.
- Making decisions together
was only difficult in terms of food.
I don't really like Thai food.
- We can cook something, I have frozen chicken.
- Yeah.
- I could do a sandwich.
Something feels different.
- Yeah, like something's kinda changed.
- I feel like we have more awkward pauses now.
- We'll make this work out.
- I think the thing that can go the worst is if you guys
do fall in genuine love.
- [Brittany] What?
The (bleep)?
Well, I know I'm this side.
- [Chris] You're that side?
- I mean, I know my boners are probably gonna
be a problem.
- I don't think I farted, man.
I mean it's under the blanket so.
- Yeah.
- Do you get up in the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom?
- No, I just do it right here.
(sighing)
- Good morning.
(groaning)
- Okay.
We didn't know what we were gonna do for dinner
and then we decided last minute to go out to Korean BBQ
with Niel, Kelsey, and Justin.
- So then we went to a dance party.
(loud music)
Brittany is like, drinking, drinking, drinking, drunk!
So she wound up leaving.
She was like, it's totally fine if you wanna stay.
- I mean, Chris should have left with me
but it's fine.
- Honey, I'm home.
Brittany's fall asleep on the couch and I'm gonna wake
her up and we're go to bed.
But if I'm gonna be totally honest
I'm gonna masturbate first.
On Saturday we did, like, domesticated things.
What are you doin', honey?
- My taxes.
Lookin' through your bank account.
Lots of strip club stuff.
- We can write that off.
- I'm really excited to cook dinner for him tonight
and just show him how much I appreciate
spending time with him.
Well, it is now eight o'clock.
I asked Chris if he would be home at seven.
He was late.
Dinner is on the table.
It made me feel, like, kinda crappy
because it was just kinda like me,
sitting there with a meal that I made for my husband.
- I (bleeped) up.
I was on a run that turned into a walk that turned into
a ponder sesh and I forgot that I was supposed to be back
in time for dinner.
'Cause I'm not used to having a wife,
I'm used to living on my own.
But I'm gonna make it up to her.
I have a really special lady day planned
and I think it's gonna make her really happy.
So we're gonna go to a dog center.
And pretend we're a couple looking for a dog.
- I'm like.
It definitely felt like it was, like, catered to me
and he wanted to, like, do something nice for me.
And that was really cool.
- When you're married to somebody you aren't just
their friend.
You also are their intimate partner.
I got us a all-day day pass at a day spa
with a couples massage.
(gasps)
Mud masks and a body scrub.
(laughs)
- I feel valued.
- Take the focus off of yourself and put it on the
other person.
When you're planning a day, you're planning the day
for them.
And not in a way that you feel like you're their slave,
but in a way where that makes you happy.
- And yeah, like, he gotta go to the spa too
so it was, like, cool for him.
- I got us tickets to a nice restaurant.
Gotta take my wife out, you know.
We're at a nice restaurant.
Marriage is pretty tight.
- Major sick.
- Did I plan a good day?
- Yes!
- Am I a good husband?
- You're a great husband.
- Are we gonna (bleep)?
- No!
- Okay.
- Our romantic date was really fun.
It was, like, one of the coolest days that's been
planned for me.
- So relax.
- So good.
- Good night.
- [Brittany] 'Night.
- It felt comforting to have a nice partnership.
And be able to spend your life with somebody that
you love.
- [Brittany] Yeah!
- But not this person (mumbles).
- No.
I wouldn't say I'm excited for the divorce
but I think it, like, needs to happen.
- I don't.
- [Both] We're divorced!
- Will you, like, miss me, or?
Well, I hope you still come and hang out with me.
- I will.