[Jenny Jurwich] Lois!
Crime-lab on 3.
[Lois Lane] This is Lane.
[Perry White] Kent, you're sports today.
I want you to go over to Gotham follow up on the football.
"Underdog dreams dashed 10 yards between Gotham and glory."
Oh, um watch yourself over there in Gotham.
Don't let them take much of your money
[Jenny Jurwich] Hey, are you guys watching this?
[TV Reporter] Emergency responders quickly created a precautionary perimeter around Heroes Park...
...while they brought the man down from this beloved monument.
The suspect has been identified as Wallace Vernon Keefe.
[Wallace Keefe] I work for Bruce Wayne!
I work for Bruce Wayne!
[TV Reporter] He'll be arraigned on charges of vandalism, resisting arrest...
...and the felony charge of making terrorist threats.
That carries up to 40 years in prison.
[Perry White] Poor son of a b*tch.
Jenny.
[Jenny Jurwich] Mm?
Headline.
"End of love affair with man in the sky, question mark".
[Jenny Jurwich] Okay.
[Clark Kent] Is she in?
[Woman] Oh, she's been gone.
[Man Who Sits] What you do officer?
[Clark Kent] I'm not a cop. I'm a reporter.
The young lady living here?
[Man Who Sits] Uhm, she hasn't been back.
In fact, if she's smart and she's got out of this city..
...and you need to get out of here
Before dark, if you don't wanna run into him.
[Woman] Don't listen to that nonsense!
Only people scared of him, people who got reason to be.
[Man Who Sits] Ahh...
[Clark Kent] Scared of who?
[Man Who Sits] Well, there's a new kind of mean in him...
He is angry...
...and he's hunting.
*Dude let's go!*
*Come on!*
*Let's go!*
*Come on!*
[Anatoli Knyazev] Thank you.
[Bruce Wayne] The house treats luck like an insult.
[Anatoli Knyazev] Good luck for one is always his brother's misfortune.
[Bruce Wayne] (in Russian) But all accounts are balances in the end.
[back in English] Three nights with a Bolshoi ballerina, that line was all she taught me.
[Anatoli Knyazev] Not all, I'm sure.
Good evening.
*Device Cloning Successful*
[Clark Kent] It's like a one-man reign of terror.
This bat vigilante has been consistently targeting the port and the adjacent projects and tenements...
...and as far as I can tell, the cops are actually helping him.
[Perry White] "Crime wave... in Gotham"
Other breaking news...
...water, wet, did you file the football yet?
[Clark Kent] Why aren't we covering this?
Poor people don't buy papers?
[Perry White] *Laughs*
People don't buy papers period, Kent.
[Clark Kent] Perry, when you assign a story you're making a choice about who matters...
...and who's worth it.
[Perry White] Good morning, Smallville!
The American conscience died...
with Robert,
Martin...
and John.