(upbeat music)
(arguing)
- All right, I said all right!
We all know why we're here.
Needless to say nothing that happens here leaves this room.
- Are we ever gonna call Homeland Security
to track this guy?
- We are.
To that end, I want you to meet Doctor North.
He's a behavioral psychologist out of Langley.
Doctor.
- Yeah, we've been tracking your guy
and, it's unconfirmed, but
we think he makes Instagram live videos.
- Doctor North has created a profile of people
who use Instagram Live.
- We wanna empower you so you know what you're looking for.
- I'm sorry, I just transferred here from the X-Files.
What's the prob with Instagram.
- Not Instagram,
Instagram Live.
- Open your ears kid.
Streaming yourself says "whatever it is I'm doing,
is already not interesting enough to hold my attention."
- I'm asking you to measure the kind of mind
that decides to inflict that on others.
- What causes this kind of madness?
- We run a number of risk factors, but a major one
is being a Democrat running for President.
Most stream themselves with a dog they just bought
to seem approachable or
pretending to like Iowa.
- Disgusting.
What about moms who broadcast
their adult children eating dinner?
- Mom's are more a on Facebook Live.
That's where you find your Boomers,
ugly people you went to high school with.
It doesn't come up on Instagram.
- Basic
I'm sorry, go on doctor.
- What has come a factor across every Instagram Live Video,
(squeaking)
fear.
- What do you mean?
- Every broadcaster is telling us one thing,
"I am terrified of being alone."
- They don't look scared to me.
- Look closer, think how broken you have to be
to broadcast yourself learning a new song on the piano,
or looking at a super moon, imagine
thinking anyone give a
- I never watched an Instagram Live video
because I'm not a dork.
Can I see one?
- Yeah, I have one here
- I wanna remind everybody that the bureau
does provide counseling so ah
take care of yourselves.
- This is Paul Willohan, he's a musician/model
in Jersey City.
- Yo, what's up Willofam!
I'm on 6th Avenue, New York City what's up.
Look check it out they got some tall buildings and crap.
Yeah so what's up, ask me questions.
- Why is he starring at us?
- Stop!
- [Paul] Ask away! - Stop it! - Why is,
- [Paul] Anything! - What am I watching?
Why is he doing this?
(scared cries)
(message alert)
- Oh yo, what I had for lunch?
Um yo, I had the freakin spicy italian from subway.
Yo, they got this garlic butter sauce
that is freakin fire dude! - Why?
- Yeah, so check my profile for the link to my SoundCloud.
- Jesus Christ, - [Paul] Check it out.
- stop it! - Pay special attention
to the discomfort in the body language,
the demand for question.
He has nothing to say, but he needs to be seen.
- Where can we find these psychopaths?
- I don't like that word, psychopaths.
I makes it too distant.
See, I believe that all of us have an Insta-liver
lurking inside and all it takes is just a push.
A push not texting back, or nights spent at home.
Something to say "I better broadcast some to people
who are only half paying attention."
Anyone of us can be driven by need
to broadcast ourselves making a mediocre meal at home,
or standing in line at Six-Flags.
Loneliness is lethal.
And all it takes is a little too much time.
- Hey!
His SoundCloud really is fun!
- Yeah hah! - It is!
- I like it!
- Is this him?
- Wooo!
- Hey its Grant.
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