- Three, two, one. Draw!
(guns whirring)
Mine doesn't shoot! There's a safety on it!
Ow! (laughs) - Hi, Leg!
Oh my gosh. Do you want a treat?
- Do what you gotta do. - This is wholesome.
You guys are so cute to--
- Aww, honey. - Oh my god, yes. Yes.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, you'll be competing in another Try Not
to Touch Challenge. - Ooh!
- Oh, no! - Kennedy, I'm real bad at this.
- So, I won the last one that I was in,
but it was the hardest thing I've done in my life ever.
- Oh! - Oh my god! Yes!
I love these challenges. - I lose.
- I lose every time but have fun. - I know.
- I'm awful. I want to touch everything.
I am a child. - Oh my god.
- Do you have good willpower? - No!
- Okay, yeah. You're gonna suck too. - Mikaela...
- I know you're gonna suck. - We are going to touch everything.
- (FBE) We'll be putting different things in front of you,
which you cannot touch or physically interact with
in any way. If you do touch anything, you will
have a punishment at the end. - Oh, god.
Okay. - That's the bad thing.
I always touch a ton, and then I have to do
a lot of punishment at the end. (chuckles)
- I'm convinced you're just partnering me up
with the worst people that you can find,
'cause we're just gonna touch everything.
- Listen. There's a reason you invite us every time, right?
- It's to touch [bleep]. - It's to pet the animals.
- (FBE) First up, we've got an old favorite.
This is... - (gasps)
- (FBE) ...a Tech Deck! - Yes!
- Oh my goodness. - I haven't had one of these
since elementary school. - I'm having middle school flashbacks.
- I almost held out my hand for you to give it to me like that.
- I can resist this. - I don't think I ever
played with these as a kid. I know my brothers did.
- They're really fu-- ohhh. - Did you ever have that one friend
in middle school that was really weirdly good at these?
- That was me. - (both laugh)
- I used to play with these [bleep] all the time in fourth grade
in my desk. - Honestly, as fun as this is,
I can hold off. - I think I'm okay also.
- I'm not gonna do it.
(laughs) You thought, bitch! (buzzer)
- (both laugh)
Skrrr! I need some slow motion and explosions on this. You ready?
Three, two, one. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (Kennedy) Whoa!
(kaboom!)
Then it grinds its way out. - Amazing. You're ready
for the X Games. (laughs)
- Fuck it. (buzzer)
- (laughs)
- Woo-hoo! Oh, no. I'm stuck. - All right. Here we go. Here we go.
Ollie, right?
- If I grew up with it, I'd probably-- it'd be hard for me to resist,
but since I never actually played with it as a kid,
it's kind of just like, "Ehh." - I'm chilling.
I'm not gonna take a punishment for this one.
- Yeah. It's not worth it, whatever the punishment is.
- Wow, we're doing better than we thought already!
- Woo! - (FBE) So next up,
we've got a puzzle,
but you might notice... - (gasps)
- (FBE) ...something a little different about it.
- [Bleep]. [Bleep].
- Last puzzle piece! - There's just one piece missing,
the best part of finishing a puzzle. - It's the middle piece.
- This is so tempting. - Yeah! I wanna do it.
Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
- There's nothing more satisfying than just...
- The final piece too! - My OCD says yes,
but my mind says no. It's a no for me.
- I'ma do it. (laughs) (buzzer)
- Ohh. Ohhh my god! - Ah!
- Nah, I'm chillin'. I'm good. - No.
- I was never a big puzzle person. - I feel like there might be
better stuff to touch, so... - Okay.
- ...I think I'll pass on this one. - Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan
of this puzzle anyway. - Puzzles were never my favorite,
so I'm good. - My room eternally looks
like a half-finished puzzle, and I never finish it.
So, I don't really feel the need to finish this,
'cause I live in chaos. - (FBE) Next up,
we've got a Nerf gun. - (gasps) Ooh!
- I'm good. I have a little brother who's five.
I get hit with these all the time. (chuckles)
- Did you take these out of our office?
- Are these ours?! These might be ours.
- We have a Nerf gun supply already. - I feel like if it was anybody else,
I definitely would, but I don't wanna shoot you.
- Yeah. - Who can I shoot?
- I have participated in Nerf wars at Griffith Park with grown adults,
and it's the most fun thing ever. - Hell yeah.
Three, two, one...
Draw! (buzzer)
(guns whirring) - Mine doesn't shoot!
There's a safety on it! Ow! (laughs) - This is so funny.
- (Tom) Oh, I got it! - Oh! Ahh!
- Yeah! Not so funny now! Ethan, want some?!
- No. The mom instinct in me is like, "These are so messy."
- Absolutely not. - We're gonna pass.
- We're passing. - I'm feeling confident.
I was able to surpass the other two rounds,
so I think I wanna keep the ball rolling.
- This was awesome. Nerf guns, this used to be
my childhood and it's still my adulthood.
(gun whirring)
You gonna put me in the episode or what?
- (both laugh) - (FBE) So, for our next item,
we have...
a mozzarella stick. - (giggles)
- They smell so good. - They do.
- I'm not a very big fan of cheese sticks.
- What?! - The lactose intolerance.
- Oh, yeah. No, that's fair. Ah, wait. Hold on.
Is there any dessert? I don't know.
This might be my only option for lunch.
- (laughs) One mozzarella stick. - Cheers.
- Cheers. Oh, and it's hot, too! - Mmm.
- Okay. Yeah. (chuckles) So worth it, whatever it is.
- Worth it. - Hopefully.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot about the punishments.
Oh my god. It's worth it. - This is really hard.
- No, it's not. You just pick it up,
and then you... (buzzer)
- All right. We're doing it. Oh my god.
- I love cheese. (buzzer)
- You gave in. - I already lost.
- Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. (buzzer)
Pull it open. Pull it apart. Pull it apart. Pull it apart.
Pull it apart. - Look at that steam.
- Ahh. Yeah, no. I've had better dishes
in front of me. - Mm.
- Absolutely not. - I'm a little kid.
I'll eat anything. - I'm going strong.
- (FBE) So, next up for each of you, we've got a...
dog treat. - Okay.
(gasps) Stop. Is there gonna be a dog that comes in and we have--
they're not gonna let us give the dog a treat!
- Oh my god. - Are we gonna give a dog treats?
AHHH! ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪
♪ I'm gonna touch it ♪ - (FBE) So, this is Leg.
- (gasps) Hello, Leg! Hi, baby!
- Oh my gosh. It's a big dog! - Hi, Leg!
Oh my gosh. Do you want a treat?
- Oh my god. It's so excited. - Do you want a treat?
- Come on! Puppy! Come on! Get the treat. I can't help you.
Come on. (claps) Leg, you want treats?
Leg, come on! - Ah, he's gonna---
he didn't! It's just out of his-- okay, okay, okay, okay!
- No, I'm gonna give him one too. Leg, come here! Leg!
Leg, come back! I already touched it. Come here!
- Over here! Over here! - Leg! Hi, hi, hi, hi!
Ah, good puppy! - Come here, Leg, look!
You want a treat? Aww. Good boy. No regrets.
- I'll hold it. But I want you to feed it. I lost.
- Leg! - Leg!
- Here's a treat. Good boy. - Awww! That was so satisfying
just watching. It's okay. - You lost. (laughs)
- I'm [bleep]-- hi! I know. I wanna touch you.
What's this? Sit. (buzzer)
- Ooh, sit. - Stay.
Oh my god. You're such a good boy. - Aww.
- I had to! - Wait, I have one too.
- Yeah, over here. - I have one too!
- What's that? - Ahhh!
- Hi! I got a treat! Oh! Oh my gosh! (laughs)
- Treat? - Do you want a treat? - I have a treat, too! Do you want a treat?
Do you want a treat? - A treat!
- Do you want a treat? - Ooh!
(laughs) - Ohhh! Ohhh.
- He's such a big, cute boy. Yes. - Hi!
- He's fluffy puppy! Good boy, Leg. - This was worth the L.
- 100%. I'll take the L any day of the week if there's a dog involved.
- (FBE) So, we've got one more thing for you guys.
- Okay. - That wasn't the last one?
- (FBE) Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- (FBE) Oh, we can top that.
- Oh my god. What are you gonna bring?
- (both gasp)
- There's a monkey. Hii!
- Oh my god. - (FBE) This is Tara.
- Tara? - Hi, Tara!
- Oh my goodness. - Hi. Hi, Tara.
- Hi, sweetie. - Awww.
- Aww. - Hi!
- Hi. Who's a good girl? - This just made my entire week.
- I don't think I've ever pet a monkey before.
- Ah! - Hi, there!
(buzzer) Oh, I can give you a scratch, too.
I got you. (gasps)
Hi, Tara. Oh, no. You're okay. - (chuckles)
- Are you itchy? - Awww. You picking bugs out?
- Yum. - I do that, too.
- Oh my gosh! Oh my god, it's a monkey!
With a diaper. Oh my god!
- Hello. - Hi!
- Hello. - It just climbed on me.
(buzzer)
Go on Brit. Go on Brit. I've never pet a monkey before.
This is crazy! - Awww. Hi, baby!
- She's so cute. - (laughs)
- She's ready to climb. - That's so wholesome.
He just climbed the mics. - I'm just gonna lightly
get your back.
Go for it, girl. Go for it. - Oh my goodness.
This is so wholesome. - Do what you gotta do.
- You guys are so cute to--
- Aww, honey. - Oh my god, yes. Yes.
- This is my day today. - This is a literal dream come true.
I've never had a monkey on me before. - She's just chillin'.
- She's just monkeying around. ♪ (ba-dum-tss) ♪
Oh my god! That made my whole year!
- (FBE) So, you both lost. - Of course we did.
There was a monkey. - Mm-hmm.
- (FBE) So, in honor of our little monkey friend,
you will have to put your face in this banana cream pie
for five seconds for each item that you touched.
- We have makeup on. (chuckles) - (FBE) Well, don't worry.
We're gonna make sure you stay clean. We got you some bibs.
Although, hopefully they're the right size.
- Mm. It's delicious, though! - Aww. Oh my gosh.
- I think this is Tara-sized, 'cause this is not gonna fit.
- (FBE) Go for it.
- (Brittany) Mmm! - (Lene groans)
- (Brittany) Are you counting?
- (FBE) Three, two, one, go!
- (Eric) Well, this is anticlimactic. - (FBE) How does that feel?
- (Eric) Honestly, kinda refreshing. - (Tom) Whoa, it's so cold!
- (Kennedy) Oh, it tastes good. - (Tom) Mm.
Yeah, it is quite delicious.
- (Mikaela) No! - (George) Oh, it's not that bad.
It's actually really soft. - (Mikaela) You know, I'm just gonna--
yeah, I just feel like it's all in my nose,
but I can taste it. - (George) Honestly, I know exactly--
- (Mikaela) Low-key, I'm just gonna kinda eat it.
- (George) I know exactly what moment this is in my career,
and I'm gonna give it to you guys, because I'm that bitch.
- (Brittany) I'm low-key eating it.
- (FBE) Three, two, one. - (Lene) Mm, it's good.
- (Brittany) Mm-hmm. - (FBE) All right.
- (chuckles) - (FBE) You guys good?
- (Brittany) I ate it. - Wait, I hope it kinda looks cute.
Is it kinda hot? - Low-key, it's up my nose,
but that's fine. - Oh my god. It's not that bad!
And my makeup still looks great. - It was worth it.
- (FBE) It was worth it? - Yeah.
- Yeah, this really isn't a punishment.
I got cake. - (both chuckle)
- Totally worth it. You want some cake?
Oh, [bleep]. You broke yours.
(chuckles) - (snickers)
- What did you do?
- I'm not sure. - (laughs)
This was an all win episode. I don't know why you're upset.
We met a monkey, and we got some pie.
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- Bye! - Pie!
- (both laugh) - Hey, guys.
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