i'm a capricorn i'm a sagittarius surprise this is a chit rest i just pray to god that you're right
what is that flavita blabida this is for straightening your nose i wouldn't even
put that on my face dude i would then you get really freaking tired and this is a chin rest
i just pray to god that you're right
i don't want to know what it's for i really don't i don't i'm starting to think maybe it's a marital
aid and you're putting it on your face let's go get this checked out this is it i think this
fluvita is a fancy marital aid so we're taking it to a specialist in sexual therapy to find out make
yourselves comfortable that we will do okay i left my socks on at home today i hope you're all right
with that so do you live together no and do you have a good relationship actually that's my father
his mom said he's my son you didn't get tested never got dna i'm shame on you how old are you
so you told me on the phone that you found something yeah oh yes it's called a fluvita
and it's used as a marital aid otherwise known as a sex toy what did i tell you but you don't want
to touch it to your skin exactly you want to leave a space for the arc of electricity to jump over
and then you can experiment with how far away which of the tools brings you more
sensuality more stimulation more pleasure or your partner can i see it yes absolutely this
looks like it dates back to the 20s or 30s i think this one here goes over the nipple
you could probably use your imagination yeah and i have a wild one i believe it's
best to only hold it on the metal part because that's the ground and if you put your hand up
here you might get more than you bargained for in any case it's better than a gerbil
and you're free to try it anywhere on the body you see and see what works best for
you maybe it would be good on the tip of your penis only one way to find out
how does that feel you touched your foot yeah i burned myself see it was painful i told you not
to do that what you thought i was gonna touch my penis because it's from the 20s and 30s and
because they don't make flu biter anymore i would start somewhere between three and 500.
for more very nice now that's shocking smell it no one else smells anything burn it
since my time here in la i haven't been lucky in love but i'm thinking today is the day that
everything is gonna turn around today i'm treating the auction like the dating game and looking
at the lockers like eligible bachelors i could find you know a man who pops out of the locker
with some great trinkets well bachelor number one let's see what you got filing cabinet
refrigerator back there some sweaters nothing really that i want to haul back to texas
boring bachelor number two looks like the soccer has been just thrown in here i can fix up a lot
of things but this stuff take me freaking too long don't date someone that's full of crap
right that's for number three oh actually that's a really good looking chair right there it's not in
bad shape actually oh and there's a set those are antiques right there and that bin looks like maybe
some antique glassware and there's cobwebs that's always a good sign means it hasn't been touched in
a long time just like me 150 give it to me thank you 150 going once and let it go 150 going twice
we're all done we're all through woo you got it babe sold your way and we have a winner
yep i'm kind of nervous kind of like a first date you never know what you're gonna find out
oh my god i'm scared puppets so cool look at this thing oh my god this is so old i
mean you could tell just from the dress alone it's all hand done and i'm the perfect place
to go get them checked out hollywood and hey i got a few more days left in
la maybe enough time for me to actually find a real date i'm going to the famous bob baker
marionette theater to get these puppets checked out maybe he's a mysterious creative theater type
hi how are you or maybe he's just my great grandpa dang it all these together how much do you think
well if you got the right person uh it could go as high as 500 finally i got lucky in lockers
my name is danielle kelly i'm the operations manager here at the neon museum boneyard
danielle's the gal that runs the boneyard the neon boneyard you must be danielle you must be barry
i am and you're gonna love what i brought you yeah i can't wait to see it so what is this sign you
have i'm a capricorn i'm a sagittarius how are you this is an snh green stamp sign yeah and you know
what uh i looked at it as a ticket to come see you i mean it my week might have just gotten a little
better well this is a nice neon sign but would you like to see some real names yeah i would come on
this is las vegas art form this moulin rouge sign i saw it when i came in and uh
it's just great the moulin rouge was the first uh integrated casino resort in las vegas really it's
kind of exciting to see somebody younger that's actually into this old cool collectible stuff
that i like um the sign itself uh was designed by betty willis and she's a way cool chick this girl
i enjoy being enlightened no pun intended this is great just terrific what i love about this cactus
is um this is all galvanized steel this kind of covers where neon used to sit
on the side one of the guys on the crew said those are peepholes moving on i want to thank you so
much for the time and for showing us around but i got to ask you and i'm a little bit embarrassed
what do you think of the one i brought don't look at me like that well barry um you think
i'm upside down on this deal or what since this is probably one of the prize pieces from it
i think i think you're upside down barry on this particular this week i didn't find the ultimate
collectible you love it you should take it back no honey i i donated this to the neon museum no
really but i think i might have found something a little better no danielle was really she was uh uh
there's no way to explain this without sounding pervy good luck mary how are you i haven't seen
you since your wedding how was it great congrats i'm bummed you missed it i know
have lots of cowboys there ready to meet you i'll just have to come to the rodeo for a weekend
yeah we got a surprise for emily there we go here she comes okay surprise oh geez louise
those are bears yeah we just want to welcome you back and congratulations oh that's hilarious
what did you say oh congrats really nice real quick thanks we're glad you're back oh my god
i have to drive down the freeway with us yep what'd you guys do is that a bear yeah it's
like that round marshmallow guy oh renee not that thanks guys this is this is really sweet
gloves on locked and loaded tea work we've been having so much fun emily offered to go through the
locker with me girl power trash okay maybe it's treasures in a trash can oh the honcho the ah mary
oh my god front and center view oh my god that is a terrible angle toilet paper never been used with
porn stuff emily oh my god i'm really thankful for the gloves right now this is a dirty job
oh well speaking of dirty jobs oh my god yuck i have never seen so many naked men in my entire
life no don't touch it sanitizer sanitizer sanitizer why do you need that many movies
because people are sick porn academy oh my god they go to academy and learn more let's
just let's turn our backs on oh oh oh oh i can't i can't okay we're gonna get a disease in there porn
souls oh no you oh whoa jared i knew you were gonna do something
let's just see what happens you know just ride around like that you never know where you're gonna
meet the love of your life not i was just trying to help you that's right geez at least you didn't
put my number on it i was gonna write follow me to paradise but i didn't want you to get someone
lost i can't hold this thing what is it maybe it's the thing that that pump blows up
give it to me if it's something cool it might be worth a bunch of money it's a parachute and
it's not a parachute it's a parachute it's not a pair of shoes look it is it a hot air balloon
oh my god you know what it is it's one of those things you climb i'll climb up on this roof right
now and jump in this thing i totally will do that no it's not yeah i think that's what it
is we got to blow this bad boy up and see what we got what and uh you think it goes like this
it's a freaking projector screen is it yeah that's crazy how much do you think these are
i have no idea this thing is huge hopefully our profit's gonna be as big as this thing
it's gonna be crazy if you're watching porno the neighbors are gonna freak out
it's never gonna happen how's it going hey man how are you you're eric yeah we're bringing our movie
screen to eric at the electric dusk drive-in to see if we hit the jackpot oh here's the money side
there we go there it is open air yep this is the front nice yeah this is in good shape there is
some discoloring here on the screen part so you would probably be able to clean that up
though they're saying the washing machine i don't know about the washing machine you
might have to do it by hand and like hang dry it i'd like to see brandi do that wash
it by hand and hang dry it oh that's what i do with most of your clothes wash your own laundry
so what does a screen like this cost you i would say that's probably worth
the 1300. okay yeah you know what i'm taking you to the movies
no popcorn no that's expensive okay 1300 bucks gets us back in the game remember back
in the ninth grade you used to put out at the drive ends we're put out in the ninth grade ah
oh is this what you call necking man i've been out of the game for 15 years man it's true
i may not have a lot of friends but i got a lot of money king of the world