I am so over Janine.
I mean, uh, y-y-yeah, at first, I thought she was hot
but now, she's like, old news.
- Hey, guys. - Janine!
Coffee to go, please.
I just got a call to be a dancer
on a television special for New Year's Eve.
It's called some sort of Dickin' Rockin' Dickie Eve.
Hold it.
Are you talking about Dick Clark's
"New Year's Rockin' Eve?"
Yeah. That's what I said.
Oh, my God! We love that show.
I mean, Ross and I have been watching it since
I-I.. Since I can remember.
Uh, you're still just a little fat girl inside
aren't you?
Okay, here comes another camera.
Right. No biggie, stay loose.
♪ ...wherever you go I can't help it.. ♪♪
Why do they keep doing that?
Oh, you know, if we wanna get on camera
we have to get up on one of those platforms.
They've been taping those people up there all day.
Right.
Hey, what did you guys do to get up on there?
We learned how to dance.
Oh, yeah, well when you learned how to dance
did you forget how to put on underpants?
Yeah.
Hey, look. You know that snippy guy over there?
He's the one who decides who gets on the platform.
- We should go dance by him. - Okay.
[indistinct singing]
Okay, everybody hold.
Next on the platforms are..
...you two, and..
- Whoo! - You two.
Excuse me, sir.
Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
Monica!
Would it?
Man, this sucks.
If mom and dad don't see us on TV
after we made them so jealous..
I mean, who's gonna be the losers then?
Hey, I know what will get us up on a platform.
What?
The routine.
Ross, we haven't done the routine since middle school.
Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine
he'll want to build us our own platform.
Was it really that good?
What, we got honorable mention
in the brother-sister dance category!
Look, it's almost fake midnight.
Do we really have any other choice?
Okay, let's do it.
Mom and dad are gonna be so faced.
Move it. Move it.
♪ They're if's and they're maybe's ♪
♪ They think they are so big.. ♪
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Boys the trouble with ♪
♪ Boys the troubles with ♪
♪ Boys ♪
♪ They're nothing but trouble ♪
♪ Boys the trouble with ♪
♪ Boys the troubles with ♪
♪ Boys ♪
♪ They're nothing but trouble ♪
♪ They'll make you think they've got a halo above 'em ♪
♪ But boys are trouble ♪
♪ Trouble is all of them ♪
♪ Boys the trouble with ♪
♪ Boys the troubles with ♪
♪ Boys ♪
♪ They're nothing but trouble ♪
♪ Boys the trouble with ♪
♪ Boys the troubles with ♪
♪ Boys ♪
♪ They're nothing but trouble ♪
So, do we really need to ask
who's going up on the platform next?
Oh, no, you get up there and do that again exactly like that.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Make sure and get this, Dick will want it
for the bloopers show.