It's time for our game where we test the smarts
of the average weekday bar fly.
That's right, it's time for Andy Zenor Walks Into A Bar.
[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
We're going to play--
we need three contestants--
Janelle Irving, Mark Nelson, Monica Nelson.
Come on down, Mark and Monica Nelson.
Hi.
How are you.
[INAUDIBLE]
[CHEERING]
I love you, Ellen.
You're so good.
[EXCITED YELLING]
Let's talk about who everybody-- you're Mark Nelson, obviously.
Yes.
And you are?
I am Kristoff, and I have Olaf with me actually, because--
You're my prize lady.
Yeah.
What's your name?
I'm Sweet Pea.
Sweet Pea!
What's in the box?
Of course.
I know, what's in the box?
And you are?
Classic Joke Friday!
I like it.
A lot of--
Jokes!
Yes, a lot of jokes.
Ready for jokes.
All right, you have paddles here and this is how it works.
We sent Andy to a bar, The Saddle Ranch,
at Universal City Walk.
And he asked trivia questions to drinking people.
And we're going to show you a question,
and you're going to guess if the drinking person knew
the correct answer or not.
All right?
And you'll use your paddles.
And let's see the first one.
I am here with--
Jesse.
Fruit is nature's candy.
What fruit is dried to make prunes?
All right.
Do you think it was the right answer?
No.
It was a no.
All of you say no.
Do know what--
No
--the correct answer is?
Mm-hm, pretty sure.
What is it?
Plum!
[THROAT CLEARING]
Plum?
Plum.
Apple?
Plum.
Plum, plum!
Yes.
Let's see if he knows.
That would be raisins.
[ELIMINATION BUZZ]
[LAUGHING]
He did not know that, I guess, they grow when they shrink.
Let's see the next one.
I'm here with--
Vinny.
Vinny, a cyclops is a one eyed monster.
What kind of a doctor is an optometrist?
Ooh.
That's not a good sign that he says, "Ooh."
You think he knows the answer?
I think he does.
I think he's going to pull through.
All right.
I really think he can get this.
Yet he said, "Ooh," right away, like he didn't know.
But let's take a look.
A--a penis.
[LAUGHING]
Darn it.
That's not right.
That's not correct.
Not.
Not good.
Absolutely not.
They're drinking people.
Keep in mind, they're drinking people
and it's during the day, so--
OK.
Let's see the next question.
The top number in a fraction is called the numerator.
What do you call the bottom number.
[LAUGHING]
I don't think she has it.
No?
I'm going to give her some credit.
Good for you, Mark.
I think she might know this.
Let's take a look.
Denominator.
[DING]
Mark has two points!
Let's see the next question.
I'm here with--
Kimmy.
Kimmy, the number 13 has become unlucky at Halloween.
Do you think you can ride that mechanical bull for 13 seconds?
Hell yeah!
[LAUGHING]
She's got, like, a milk bottle full of alcohol with a straw.
Do you think she's stays on for 13 seconds?
I think it's harder than it looks.
No way.
I do not--
No way.
--think she does.
No.
Let's see.
Kimmy!
[INAUDIBLE]
Gary, start the bull.
[CLOCK TICKING]
Come one, Kimmy!
Kimmy's off the bull.
[ELIMINATION BUZZING]
[BELL RINGING]
Mark, with three points, you are the winner.
[CELEBRATORY SHOUTS]
And you are going to get a 40 inch TCL Roku Television set.
Woo-hoo!
And I like you as well, so you'll get the same thing.