I'd like to have my fucking friend back.
He's mine, Logan.
hE'S MinE, lOGaN/
HAHAHAHAHA
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
welcome to painting ASMR.
With me, Jake Paul's brother
At this moment, you may be asking yourself.
What the fuck is Logan doing?
Full transparency,
I do not have a good answer.
You guys have watched the vlogs,
I'm losing my mind, officially.
My garage is turned to shit.
So I've decided to turn it into a giant green screen.
Looks like Shrek sneezed on your fucking floor.
What is this shit?
It's anything you want it to be.
Come on, pick something, Mike.
What do you want?
Lazy river?
No fucking problem.
WOAHWOWOWAH
HAHAHAHA
WOAH, is that a waterfall coming up?
Found like some actual sad shit.
Look at right here,
You could see Kong's paw prints. *RIP YOUNG DOGGIE*
When he used to run around the garage
When there wasn't carpet in here.
When we pulled the carpet out the other day,
And put the sign in on top of the house
That said "send nudes.
These were revealed
And it's actually um,
It's kinda sad.
I don't know about this vlog, dude.
Yo, you think I could dunk myself?
I can't get fucking over there
GET OVER THERE, LOGAN
LESGO LOGAN
You're not giving up are you, Logan?
Ay, that was fucked up, Mil
I'm going to be the bigger person.
How is that possible?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God.
Suck your own dick.
Suck YA OWN dick
I've tried
The good news with like all this quarantine shit
Is like we can save fucked up shit like this
And we control the footage,
And like we know that this will never end up on the Internet.
Oh, I don't like the way he's touching me.
C'mon.
Mike, help me.
Come on, Evan.
Hey, it's me.
The Hormone Monster.
Are you really just gonna sit there
With your phone the whole time, bro?
Like come on
He's texting that girl, Lana
So, I forgot what I was doing in this room.
Oh yeah.
Guys, come on.
Come this way.
Follow me.
Do you see that?
Those are bird eggs
I know, but you gotta look out for the mom, man
And your thumb is going right up my asshole.
My question is,
Should we have scrambled?
Or sunny side up?
Oh my God
Scrambled.
Hey neighbour!
How you doing, Suss?
Social distancing.
Isolation vacation.
Am I right?
Just trying to find some companionship.
That's why you got to send the nude.
I don't want to see you nude.
Just send em'
No, anyone's fine.
The tough send nudes.
Do you think we should take that down?
This is what the virus wants.
Biological warfare.
Turns us against each other.
What the fuck?
It's a green screen
You can be anywhere you want to be.
I wanna go to Africa.
Look, a lion.
This is sick.
I feel like you're just gonna put a bunch of dicks around me.
You know this guy.
You're back on Disney.
They've rehired you.
Hi, I'm Jake Paul
And you're watching PornHub.
No cuts.
Did you get it in the first shot?
Yeah, duh.
It feels good you know.
Just put those balls in those holes.
Anyways.
Are you a kid in college?
What are you doing?
Whut you doin, Evan?
There's nothing here.
Oh my God.
Your diet is shit.
But I still got these tho.
Since we were talking about your stomach bro,
How big is your dick?
Social dista-
Holy shit.
I've just ran from a stranger.
Don't take this personally, everyone is the enemy
They put lines on the ground.
So, you have to stand that far apart from the person in front of you
Wait, what did you just say?
You do this often?
Give me my fucking friend back.
He's mine, Logan
hE's miNe, Logan.
I'm not going anywhere!
I love Mike and he's mine.
You love her back?
Mike didn't say he loved you back.
I don't care how he feels.
I know how I feel.
Okay?
It is a little early.
I don't give a shit.
Suddenly, I'm so glad I'm single.
Go comment below.
Drop a comment below.
It actually already have.
They have some things to say about you.
I'd like to read them now.
That I like.
It was a well-thought-out.
It had actual terminology.
And also lasagna is delicious.
And I was gonna say
My favorite pasta dish is lasagna
That's what I'm saying
By the way,
It's a suprise.
What the fuck was that?
What I'm getting you?
You don't even fucking know.
What the fuck?
Why are you acting
Like I'm the one that's not involved in everything.
You're the only one that's not involved.
Oh yeah right.
What the fu-
What is happening?
Alright, go back to what we were doing.
This is ridiculous.
That's all I got.
Wait, does she know?
I don't know anything.
Guys, I have no idea what's ha-
Well you just acted like she did.
You turn my life around.
Does he know?
bitch, of course I know. You don't know
Whoa