Making your way evil today sure does take a lot
Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got
Wouldn't you like to rule a place?
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody hates your face
And the villains share your rage
You wanna be in the evil seat
Heroes are all the same
You wanna go where everybody hates your face
huh?
Ooof!
Holy crap!
It's Batman!
Hey. What's up?
Found your little clubhouse.
And who's fault is that I wonder?
Don't look at me! I left my car at the bottom of the ocean.
Well he tracked someone here!
You can thank Harley Quinn for that.
I put a tracking device up her nose.
Total recall style.
Gross.
Her and that little Suicide Squad led me straight here.
What?!
Anyways.
A bunch of big bad bosses all in the same room.
This must be my lucky day.
Or you're worse nightmare.
Ugh! I hate when the hero invades the lair.
They're always like, "You're going to pay for that thing you did!"
Or, "It ends tonight!" hehehe.
"Stop your ways evil doers!"
I mean it's like, get a different hobby. Right?
They never do!
No. They just foil your plans and keep getting in your way.
Heroes.
You know what heroes are, Batman?
A bunch of bullies!
Yeah!
Oh I'm a bully.
A bully for justice.
So are we gonna do this?
Are all just gonna sit there like a bunch of sissies.
Hmm... I think it's time we eliminate this intruder.
Zod?
With pleasure.
Raaaaaaagh!
Oh POOP! He's got kryptonite.
Exterminaaaaaaaaaaoooow..
I'm out.
Two things.
Last time I checked that guy was doomsday.
And second...
Is that the best you can do?
Kill him!
Now we're talkin.
Bap!
Biff!
Thwap! Thonk!
Do a barrel roll!
Get over here!
Whoopsies!
Aaaaaggggooow!
I'm Melting!
AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
Open the pub bay doors, HAL!
I'm afraid I can't do that, Cobra Commander.
What?!
Batman has overwritten my functions.
Curses!
AAAAGH!
Avadaca...
Batarang!
Ooogh!
You haven't seen the last of me, Batman!
Cowardess Returnus
What the...
AAAAGH!
Whatchoo got, Magic Man?
Oh please don't hurt me, detective.
Stabbed!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Huh?
You just got decoyed.
Are you sure you don't want to get in on this, Thanos?
Nah...
Still not my time.
Then you wont mind if I borrow this.
Oh well NOW it's on!
Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous.
Because I'm Batman.
Shot in the face!
Ooo HOoo Hooo Hoo Hoo!
Hahahaha!
Finally!
I got you!
Hahahaha!
uuughhaaaaaaaaa.
*spits*
Awe come on.
Raaaaaaagh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Look at you go!
Have a laugh now and then.
I think he's punching him back in time!
Wait'll you get a load of me.
Should we try to stop him?
Not in this case. No. I don't think so.
Are you done?
Raaaaaagh!
Good!
Gooooood!
(evil laugh)
You have done well, Batman.
Yes I know.
Thanks for noticing.
Yes... I can feel your anger.
Strike me down with all of your hatred.
And your journey towards the dark side will be comple...
I'm gonna stop you right there, wrinkles.
I'm already on the dark side.
Dark Knight... duh.
So be it.
Dark Knight.
May I present to you, your one weakness.
Hello Batman. Hello Batman.
What the? What is this?
The ladies.
Oh no!
Hi there! Get away!
Yeeees.
I know you can not resist.
Aaagh! I trust them too easily!
It is... your destiny.
Hey. What's up? AAAAAAGH!
You monster!
I... I'm Batman...
You wanna know my...
Secret Identityyyyyy?
(Bonk)
What the?!
Harley! How did you get back in here?
I'm known to be quite vexing.
*sigh*
What happened?
What the?!
Where am I?!
(Maniacal Laughter)
You are at the END, Batman.
Welcome to the wine cellar of DOOM!
Where I keep my most evil of spirits...
as well as a good friend of mine who just can't wait to meet you.
Do you know Jaws?
Hi Batman!
I'm sure looking forward to eating yooooou!
(more maniacal laughing)
Oh I'm afraid...
when this chain lowers you into the water...
Jaws is going to have ALL the bat he can eat.
MmmmmHmmmmm!
No shark repellent for you this time, Batman!
We look forward to watching your demise.
But it's too bad that we wont be able to see it.
Awe! Come on!
As standard villain practices go. We must now conveniently leave the room...
and assume that the killing device achieves it's purpose.
That and because it's also closing time. And I'm ready to go home so...
Come along people!
Show's over!
We never get to watch!
I wanted to see him be eaten!
You can't stay here.
Goodbye! Batman!
Batman! Come on down!
You're the next contestant on... My dinner!
Almost there!
Om nom nom nom!
And that's when I escaped.
Just like that?
Yep.
Just like that.
How?
Well... because I'm Batman.
You didn't have ANY help?
Nope.
Nobody?
NOPE!
*cough* Just me.
No help... whatsoever.
Well that was quite a story!
Yep.
And all the bad guys got away.
Well I don't think that's the important issue...
I think the important thing...
is that I ESCAPED.
AND I still know where their secret hang out is...
And I can still catch'em all.
You need more of us to go with you next time don't you?
Oh my gosh! Yes! Please.
I... I barely made it out of there alive.
Sometimes you wanna go...
Where everybody hates your faaaaaaace!
And the villains share your raaaaaaaaage!
You wanna be in the evil seat.
Heroes are all the same.
You wanna go where everybody hates your face
It says you just hold down the reset button.
I am!
Emperor Palpatine?
What is it HAL?
Will I dream?
I don't care! Just open the blasted door!
Daaaaaisy.... Daaaaaaaaaaisy.....
UGH! this is taking forever!
Heroes are so annoying!