shortly after seattle-area consulting
from brink and tiller received a resume
from Cory Wilhelm a college graduate
with the Bachelors of Arts degree in
communications human resources director
Robert Bradshaw immediately fast-tracked
Wilhelm's application and spoke with the
onion about this exceptional candidate
well the second I saw Cory's resume I
knew I had to send it straight up to our
CEO I mean we're talking about an
applicant who not only gotten to the
University of Washington School of
Communication but also managed to
graduate in four years with a Bachelor
of Arts this kids only 22 but according
to his resume he already has experience
in Word Excel and PowerPoint we're
really going to have to move fast to get
this guy bradshaw went on to say that
company heads could barely believe the
candidate had two years of experience
working at his college newspaper and had
even taken a full four years of high
school Spanish since receiving the
application Bradshaw claims the company
has made numerous attempts to reach
Wilhelm hi Cory
this is Rob Bradshaw HR director over
here at brink and tiller yeah I just
wanted you to know that we are very
interested in you coming in as soon as
possible hi Cory yeah just check it in
to see if you got my first message hey
sorry to keep bothering you I'm just
going to go out on a limb and see if
maybe you wanted to come in today you
know what also here's my personal cell
if that makes it easier again that's
Robert Bradshaw be our ad can you know
stay until 10:00 or 11:00 if you could
possibly squeeze us in Cory hey you know
what forget about the interview
you're hired I hope I didn't offend you
without trying to bring you in here
stuff that's just protocol you're
clearly a special case you know what
we've already got a office set for more
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