lassies out there welcome back to little
bit a bit length we're back into Patti
Fitzpatrick's life
we are his parents were growing him like
a small potato stuck in the ground all
the way up
soon-ja Caballito whatever it's fine
we're gonna grow up our little lad he's
at age fourteen years old last time the
last episode her parents divorced
because we were two Oakley our teacher
didn't like us cuz we were two Oakley
but we did kiss takara tomy after saying
we wasn't Ana tasted like hot dogs so I
see this is an absolute win we're going
along nicely right now was the last
thing we did I'm Michael Jordan rookie
card has come into my possession
alright I was the Ariel my golf and I
logged into the game oh hi I don't know
what that means alright we got a job we
have a newspaper delivery job we're
going to go around with the Shannon
Times or something that's not a real
newspaper no one cares about that but in
some extra effort
oh yeah I'll put in some extra effort
work work work work work he needs to
make some effort for the Shannon times
it's all gonna pay off you see that bank
balance in the top right see where it
says zero euro that's going to turn into
a hundred million euro at the end of
this oh you guys will be very impressed
how's my relationships doing favori half
sister Jackson my dog do we not have a
girlfriend yet what's going on with her
what's going on with Eva can you talk to
him again what's going on with her
totally two years equities go out
whatever yet Eva
is she not here I'm in a completely
different school now I went on in the
secondary school la me primary school
friends are all gone
Eva told my first girlfriend is come on
hot dog mouth herself she's not here
anymore probably because I assaulted her
so who are we gonna go with this time
Aaron Eva Carrie Charlie ella fa ray
we're just gonna go with Eva Thompson
we're gonna try air we're gonna chance
around with Eva she's gonna like it
though
what's this oh no clamp the monitor you
told her transmit Eva that she's more of
it I told her that she was class I told
her as she was deadly she calls you
sparkling
me ferny you're damn right Eva putty
sparklin he's like a brand-new potato
that just found out and old wild
secondary school you were a certain
secretary school school Emily Robert
secondary school type Oleg okay whatever
okay I have 4,000 euro holy SH I owe
your half sister started primary school
fair plenty of Fame
good luck to you know um cool okay ever
learn and stress what's going on with me
schedule I don't know quests more hours
should I ask for more hours
I don't know I'm all stressed out that's
four hours yet you know what I might as
well work myself into an early grave I
might be dead but at least I'll be rich
your requests for more hours has been
rejected well [ __ ] it anyway it's fine
my Luck's have gone up I'm at 21% of a
face that's how good I look right now
Oh things are about to go off all right
Aoife what's going on if I were to flirt
with you are you sure you want to flirt
with Eve there's a pop sheight in the
woods shoot my shirt you wink come for
the answer classmate Aoife you're awake
you're an old flash for the baby blues
well the teacher was discussing dream
halls I don't know what a dream hole is
as I could though that I do well I think
I did I could do some freelance gigs now
there I want to be a tutor a lawnmower
the dog walker a babysitter I'm great
with kids
I've never looked at for a kid in how to
die on me yet quick cash a crossdresser
named Callum hired you as a babysitter
for 29 hours good rank Allah please him
loaded they cite where the money all
right
Eva's gonna be fierce impressed by me
you drove my man pincher Jackson is
trying to hump your leg
what will you do know I'm kind of into
it reward him you're rewarded your
Doberman Jackson with a couple of large
meaty breasts haha you got a couple of
large meaty breasts for a hump and uh me
lang if that's not the dream I don't
know what is um what else can we do
class all right Eva's EFA's going good
have an owner should a compliment Aoife
again
hell yeah you called your classmate Eva
and eager-beaver I I wanted to call her
an angry beaver god
I mean look we're down to 20% what am i
doing day today is it my hair should I
do something different with it should I
style it differently going to school
looking like a badgers arse
alright whatever what else can we do in
school
I'll show you tryna click brainy kids
break his bone kids
Oh gamer gamers Kmart oh hell yeah I'm
gonna be a gamer interact with some
gamers are you secular schools day you
must be obsessed with gaming and gamer
culture to join this clique literally
recording a game right now
let's leave my job to play video games
it's actually really cool
as for mission to join them start
hanging out with them compliment their
leader I'm gonna ask for permission to
join you asked leader of the gamers
intro secular school information during
their take she rejected you don't have
games if I don't have games what do I
have I'm just an agent in a room with
each other lads this is not horn can't
just go back and try again
let's last time again she rejected you
okay I'm just gonna keep asking until
you let me in she reject you for the
love of God I'm a gamer I swear I'm
video game tattoos okay start hanging
out with them they ignored you what does
it take all right am I supposed to get
wings and fourth night first am I
supposed to beat the ender dragon or
something soon okay I'll be a gamer soon
wait happiness is that 0% because I kept
getting rejected let this be a lesson
alright
you're ignoring of people you're you're
rejecting of people you're ill
acceptance of human beings makes them
unhappy if you don't let a gamer into
your life a gamers not gonna have a
happy life at least I have almost 9
grand
haha what can i buy what a bison stuff
oh my god I posted something on social
media and they love it your first post
got four likes that's more than real
life when I posted my first thing my
first tweet was like just brushing up on
my drumming and no one liked it but even
my mother liked it she didn't even know
what Twitter was she thought I had a
disease trade again everyone posted
hundred twenty one followers your post
you boss on social media deal over they
go three lakes Jesus lads I'm going into
social media
Saloni have a hundred twenty-one
followers but as grant find someone to
love should I go after myself
the only person worth loving right now
at this age is myself if I learn to love
myself it's easier to love everyone else
after that
that's way to date anyway Eve Popkin
you're not my type now Cara Jones no Nev
Morgan well no grocery shopping your
medical name Nev that's not bad now
leaves a grand old girl she's 16 years
old
she's secretary school student she's
decent looks much better to me I look
like someone threw a pie in Katz's
against the wall and then tried to paint
it onto my face she's pretty smart she's
got some money and she's gonna she's got
a little bit of craziness in her ask her
in the date you are now going out with
Nev Morgan hell yeah take that Eva
Thompson you rejected me take that
gamers
maybe that's why I wasn't allowed in
gamers aren't supposed to have
girlfriends can they do stuff with Nev
ask for money who me do you be like baby
i love you can have a $400 I'm in debt
compliment or break up with her birth
control mate love I'm 16
sure why not
ah not like that haha
you and your girlfriend Eve made love
your enjoyment her enjoyment oh my was
good and bad is like looking at mirror
he made love for the first time geez is
the best game ever should ask her for
money now that would just make me a
prostitute proposed to her at age 16
sure why not
your girlfriend needs rejected your
marriage proposal oh that's gonna sting
I mean that was the right call you don't
want to get married that young has sex
one time wants to get married
immediately
my face way all right we're gonna have
to talk about birth control I shouldn't
be asking her to go on it he should just
ask this is have a conversation about it
see we're close if we're sexually active
we have to be careful
your girlfriend Eva greed to go on birth
control uh-huh girl leave fair play to
you my happiness is going up me looks or
not the whole let's see what happens
after years
your girlfriend need wants to break up
with you what will you do leave baby
please don't go you know I know we had
sex at a young age and I proposed to you
immediately afterwards and then told you
to go on birth control but I promise I
can change beg her to say battle her
weight is everything in my life go wrong
you attacked your girlfriend because she
touched you oh my god what is this game
holy [ __ ] see maybe this is why my
parents divorced when I was three years
old and I was ugly as sin I look like a
bag of turf moe Jesus Christ all right
let's take the driver's test what does
this road sign say
no peeing in the pool no Parkin you pass
her driving nice haha morning was that
easy in real life I go do it right now
Jesus grace may Doc's have gone down
probably cuz they tried to beat the
shite out of my girlfriend and missed I
must say penny Fitzpatrick not doing
well he's not doing the best with people
mainly because they keep telling them to
pick the worst options imaginable but
that's what makes it fun all right let's
find love again oh god I can talk to my
ex oh no what should i do should I send
her a text I said yeah I'm not gonna
call her at 8:17 I wasn't calling
anybody send her a text booty call
no T xxx texture are we gonna sext my ex
I can't even get a text back you message
your ex-girlfriend Eve with a pic of
your freshly waxed testicles of course
not no one's gonna write back tonight a
pic of your freshly waxed testicles this
is so good oh my god this is the best
game I've ever played my happiness is on
16% my happiness and my looks are just
right there together aren't they
oh man could I can I get a new
girlfriend said her pictures of my
testicles here we go Keira Hughes while
working through the cemetery you meet a
girl named Kira Hughes a girl that digs
up buddies which is a girl doesn't say
what you for a while ask her on a date
you are now going out with Keira Hughes
thank you immediately make now we're
going to take it nice and slow this time
propose let's spend some time with her
you took your girlfriend Kira to a
coloring book to color a book color
color color a coloring book should have
taken her to English lessons for myself
all right great my happiness is that 36%
we're back up again I feel like my
character has a few crippling emotional
issues
and he's afraid to deal with Hutton's
old probably because his parents
divorced at a young age and his fashion
was off war and they stepped that
doesn't like him he's a half sister and
I drove him in he keeps hoping his leg
he proposed to regard sixteen years old
after making love to her once and he got
rejected he's not even allowed being
part of the games you know what we're
gonna turn his life around you tried to
have a conversation with your classmate
Adam about which animal you would like
to be he called you a [ __ ] this is not
doing good for my self-esteem my
happiness is down to six percent this is
awful lots oh my god I can sell my
heirloom if I sell my heirloom I can get
fifty five grand
yeah you managed to get fifty seven
thousand euro I'm 17 years old and I
have 70 grand in the bank what is
happening why is my happiness at six
percent this is a good analogy for life
money does not buy happiness
it does somebody could look leader
Hurley go to work on self-improvement
I'm I sit down I'm gonna meditate
I'm gonna get the happiness back you
know kam the body get the anxiety in the
nerves out here
there you go peaceful meditation you
practice meditation you achieved a
deeper awareness of yourself how my
happiness went up to 26 percent I just
keep doing that
just keep meditating no it doesn't work
all right
it all starts now we'll go with the
Shannon fitness and we're gonna get
swole we're going to get massive if I
can't change this I'm gonna change the
rest of it you worked out in the gym
jacked my looks right 23 percent this is
it I'm one of the big leagues my mother
just died your mother passed away at the
age of 44 she died in a terrorist bomb
explosion where was my one record that
she was around terrorists we're getting
a terrorist attack Ireland well of
course I'm going to go to the funeral oh
god now I'm just left with my stepdad no
butter
you graduated from secondary school this
is so sad it's so much money in the bank
I had a girlfriend life finally seemed
like it was going right I worked on
myself I meditated I went to the gym to
get swole then my mother died right
before I graduated now I have to go to
college without her man life really
comes at your hair doesn't it I'm going
to go to university for dance I'm gonna
let out my emotions through the act of
interpretive dance maybe people will
finally see me as a handsome young buck
oh and not a Quasimodo and this in the
military if we go off and fight my dad
it's a play to university great except
to the girl at sixteen two years later
finally decided to turn my life around
mother died got rejected from school
where do I go from here
Community College I'm gonna get a job
instead porn cameraman I feel like
that's where my life is going right now
that's it lads I'm becoming a farmer I'm
going to go out onto the fields everyday
mainly because I want to grow plants and
give them the life and love that they
deserve the life and love that I didn't
have growing up and gonna give that to
the sports well being interviewed for
the farmer position at Denali Valley
Akers you're asked the following
question which of these cookies do you
like best
ha ha how are yours my wafers peanut
butter cookies I'm not a big fan of
sweets I can't choose just one Oh shine
papers peanut butter cookies are good
but I'm trying to figure out what a
farmer would like fern would like a no
wafer bring it on the back and welcome
to Denali Valley aircrews that's all it
takes to become a farmer in life in
Ireland if you go up and get the wrong
question if you go up with their lake
which do you prefer
do you like berries tea or lions go up
lend now you better be ready to say at
the right hand sir which of course is 3
2 1 Lions gold blend yes thank you all
of you berries tea feckers get her
you're not going to become farmers today
you're not gonna look after the tubers
in the sports this is great my happiness
is up to 12% but you know what I'm a
bring my girlfriend out on a date we're
gonna you know what we have made love
yet either oh yeah you and your
girlfriend Keira made of and look at
that perfectly symmetrical that's how
you know it's a good time something
happened to the bedroom at the same time
together and that's when pure ecstasy
and fireworks go off when the little
potato inside of you beats harder than
ever that's good that's good you know
what back to the gym we go Kyra enlisted
in the Navy wait does everybody I love
either die reject me or go off to the
army I don't like this
Cammie and Kyra still make love yeah we
can she didn't like that as much anymore
mainly because we had to have it across
four continents all right it's time to
give up in the paratime job throw nita
anymore we have more time now for our
fireman Jackson died at the age of
eleven why me you'll never leave me
though will you
no no never you'll never leave me you're
here forever you'll never leave me
either I hate oh no don't go no no it's
not the end of the video no please
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now I'm sad and ugly
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