I MEAN THISAISE COMPLIMENT-- IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I
HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: AND THE STUPID MIND OF STEVE AND NANCY CARELL.
AND PEOPLE KNOW WHO STEVE CARELL IS, AND NANCY WAS ON "S.N.L."
SECOND CITY WHEN I WAS THERE.
>> YOU ARE BUDDIES, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: I THINK SHE'S FUNNIER THAN STEVE.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT.
THEY'RE BOTH MY BOSSES.
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY FUNNY.
SHE'S REALLY, REALLY FUN DISPLE WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF ONE OF
THE STUPIDER SCENES I HAVE SEEN ON THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THIS IS FROM THE NEW SEASON AND THIS IS YOU IN A
HOSPITAL BED.
AND YOU'RE WAKING UP OUT OF A COMA.
JIM.
>> HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
>> ABOUT NINE MONTHS.
>> DID SOMEONE LEAVE A BABY IN THE HALLWAY?
>> YEAH, SORRY, IT'S ME.
>> IS IT MINE?
>> IT'S OURS.
>> I NEED A MINUTE TO PROCESS THIS.
>> WHY DON'T I TAKE LITTLE ANGY DOWN TO THE CAFETERIA AND YOU
GUYS TALK?
>> YOU NAMED HER ANGIE AFTER ME.
>> HIM?
I NAMED HIM AFTER YOU.
>> YOU TAKE IT EASY, GIRL, ALL RIGHT?
>> HEY, WHERE'S HOFFMAN?
>> HE KNOT INTO THE EVIDENCE LOCKER ROOM, AND ATE SOME DRUG
MONEY.
HE'LL BE SUSPENDED UNTIL HE POOPS IT OUT.
UNTIL THEN I'LL BE WORKING WITH DETECTIVE SMALL.
>> SMALL?
>> VERY.
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
>> WHAT ELSE DID I MISS?
NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
>> GIRLS!
TRIBECA!
GET THE UNTIL HERE.
>> COMING, LIEUTENANT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, COMPARATIVE RELIGION!
I SEE IT TOTALLY.
>> THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED MY HARVARD DEGREE FOR.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
>> YUP, YUP, THAT'S WHAT IT HAS ALL AMOUNTED TO.
BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS CLEAR, BUT I HAD A BABY
WHILE I WAS IN A COMA.
>> Stephen: NO, NO, IT'S CLEAR.
>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.
>> Stephen: IT MAKES SENSE.
>> OF COURSE,.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT.
>> NO, I WAS IN A COMA, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: SO IT'S FUNNY AND DISTURBING AT THE SAME TIME.
>> YEAH, IT IS.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOT THIS ON THE SAME LOT WHERE YOUR MOM,
PEGGY LIPTON, SHOT "THE MOD SQUAD."
HOW DID THAT FEEL?
>> IT'S SO CRAZY.
SHE CAME TO VISIT ME AND WE WENT TO THE SOUND STAGE WHERE SHE
SHOT IT, AND SHE SHOT THERE 48 YEARS AGO.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO DON'T REMEMBER.
THIS IS WHAT "THE MOD SQUAD" WAS.
>> YEAH!
>> AND THAT WAS-- ( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THIS IS MIKE, THIS IS MIKE, THIS IS YOUR MOM
PLAYING JULIE.
AND THIS IS CLARENCE WILLIAMS PLAYING LINK.
>> UH-HUH.
THIS WAS A VERY PROGRESSIVE THING AT THE TIME YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> THERE WAS A LOT OF-- THEY WERE HIPPIES AND THEY WERE
UNDERCOVER COPS AND THEY WERE COOL.
>> Stephen: AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE COP ON THE SAME LOT.
>> YEAH, IT'S JUST FULL CIRCLE, MAN, YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED.
YOU IS THAT YOU DON'T MIND DROPPING THE "F" WORD, WHICH IS
FEMINIST.
>> YEAH, NO, I DON'T MIND.
>> Stephen: THAT HAS BECOME, IN SOME CIRCLES, A FEMINIST HAS
BECOME A BAD WORD.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
>> I THINK PEOPLE EQUATE IT WITH BEING A MAN HATER, WHICH IT'S
NOT WHAT.
IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST ABOUT GENDER EQUALITY, AND I THINK THE
WORD EXISTS, AND UNTIL WE HAVE ACTUAL EQUALITY BETWEEN MEN AND
WOMEN, IT'S GOING TO EXIST.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IN THESE INTERVIEWS--
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: IN THESE INTERVIEWS THEMSELVES--
>> AND BE PROUD TO BE A FEMINIST.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I'M A FEMINIST.
>> YOU'RE A FEMINIST.
>> Stephen: I'VE BEEN INFORPED THAT I'M A FEMINIST AND I ACCEPT
THAT.
>> GREAT, YOU SHOULD.
>> Stephen: THAT IDENTITY.
>> YOU SHOULD, THAT'S GREAT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TO BE A FEMINIST?
>> Stephen: NO, I HAVE NO IDEA.
IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD BE DOING?
>> WELL, YOU JUST HAVE TO STAY EDUCATED AND STAY SENSITIVE.
>> Stephen: IS THERE A CLUB I HAVE TO JOIN?
BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY PUT PENIS ON MY HAND.
>> THAT'S NOT IN THE CLUB.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT IN THE CLUB.
NO, YOU CAN.
>> Stephen: I CAN DO THAT?
I CAN GET IN?
WILL YOU GIVE ME A PASS TO GET IN.
>> YEAH, SURE.
I THINK YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH.
>> Stephen: WHEN DO YOU MEAN WHAT, DO WOMEN GO THROUGH?
>> A LOT OF THINGS.
BUT THERE IS A LOT OF KIND OF INHERENT SEXISM, WHEN YOU'RE AN
ACTRESS AND YOU'RE INTERVIEWED ON A RED CARPET OR ABOUT A
MOVIE.
>> Stephen: RIGHT NOW, HAVE I CONDITION ANYTHING SEXIST?
>> YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD.
>> >> Stephen:
>> YOU'VE BEEN A FEMINIST.
>> Stephen: IMAGINE I'M THE GUEST AND YOU'RE THE HOST RIGHT
NOW.
>> I'M GOING TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS THEY WOULD
BE ASKED.
>> Stephen: GREAT, THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT ONLY GET ASKED OF
WOMEN.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: BUT I WILL ANSWER AS A MAN.
>> OKAY.
"WHO ARE YOU WEARING?" >> Stephen:
( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S NO LABEL.
>> SEE, SEE!
THAT'S SEXIST.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
WHOEVER IT IS, THEY'RE SMALLER THAN I AM.
>> RIGHT.
OKAY.
WHAT'S YOUR BEAUTY REGIMEN?
>> Stephen: WHAT'S MY BEAUTY REGIMEN?
>> HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR SKIN LOOKING THAT SOFT?
>> Stephen: I GET IN THE SHOWER AND I SHAVE WITH DIAL
SOAP.
IS THAT REET?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: I MOISTURIZE WITH WHATEVER IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF
BUFFALO WINGS.
>> BUFFALO SAUCE?
>> Stephen: BUFFALO SAUCE, SURE.
BLEU CHEESE DRESSING SAY NATURAL MOISTURER.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT, WITH THREE KIDS AT ALL, HOW DO YOU DO IT
ALL?
WOMEN WANT TO KNOW.
>> Stephen: AERKZ I DON'T.
>> THAT'S A FEMINIST ANSWER.
>> Stephen: REALLY.
>> THAT'S A FEMINIST ANSWER.
>> Stephen: I JUST DON'T DO IT.
I DON'T DO ALMOST ANY OF IT.
>> AS A MAN IN COMDIERK HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO GET YOUR VOICE
HEARD?
>> UH, UH, THEY GAVE ME A LATE NIGHT SHOW.
>> "GAVE "IS OPERATIVE.
>> Stephen: "GAVE" IS OPERATIVE.
EXACTLY.
I SHOWED UP AND THEY SAID, "HOW ABOUT YOU IN?
>> DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD LOOKING TO BE A LATE NIGHT HOST?
>> Stephen: NO, I DON'T.
I DON'T THINK I AM.
I THINK I'M BARELY GOOD LOOKING ENOUGH TO BE A LATE NIGHT HOST.
>> YOU ANSWERED ALL THOSE QUESTIONS RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> UNLIKE A WOMAN.
THERE'S NO RIGHT ANSWER FOR A WOMAN.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> Stephen: I HAVE THE WORST QUESTION OF ALL, "IS IT HARD
BEING A WOMAN IN COMEDY?" >> YEAH-- OH, NO, WHAT, NO.
IT'S HARD BEING A WOMAN FOR EVERY WOMAN.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
IT'S HARD TO BE A MAN, TOO.
REQUEST BE GET SUPER HEM 50 ON YOU.
IT'S HARD BEING A MAN, TOO.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> Stephen: NO, IT IS, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT SEX YOU ARE.
THAT'S AS FEMINIST AS I CAN BE RIGHT NOW,.
SO DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT SEX YOU ARE, THAT I DON'T CARE THAT
YOU'RE A WOMAN.
I CAN'T TELL THAT YOU'RE A WOMAN.
THAT WOULD BE THE MOST FEMINIST THING I COULD DO.
>> OH, WOW, I SEE.
>> Stephen: IS THAT THE MOST FEMINIST THING I CAN DO?
>> IT IS, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET MORE SENSITIVE BEFORE YOU GET --
>> LESS SENSITIVE.
>> LET'S START THERE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NUMBER SIX IN THE BANGKOK SEX CLUB.
IS THAT SEXIST WHAT I DID, TALKING ABOUT THE BANG COX SEX
CLUB?
>> IT GETS TRICK GLE DOES IT REALLY?
THEN YOU GET INTO SEX WORKER EMPOWERMENT?
>> RIGHT, INTERSEXUAL FEMINISM, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO TALK
ABOUT.
THAT'S WHEN YOU GET INTO SEX WORK AND CLASSISM AND RACISM,
AND THE FACT THAT ALL TYPES OF OPPRESSION ARE INTERRELATED.
SO YOU HAVE BE SENSITIVE TO ALL TYPES OF WOMEN.
ASK.
>> Stephen: AND I WISH TO BE, BUT I WILL POINT OUT ONE WAY IN
WHICH BEING A MAN IS HARDER THAN A WOMAN, OKAY?
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A PYTHON TO BITE A WOMAN'S PENIS.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THE SECOND SEASON OF "ANGIE TRIBECA"