Good morning, Hank, it's Monday? Oh, god, I feel a change coming on.
Oh, yeah! There has been an alteration and not for the better.
I thought if I let it grow longer this year
it might look better, but no. It… it looks like it does every year.
It's Pizzamas, everybody!
The most magical time of the year, where Hank and I make videos
every weekday for two weeks like it's 2007 all over again
and sell weird stuff with my mustache on it at Pizzamas.com for charity.
This box right here contains all
the 2022 Pizzamas stuff I haven't seen any of it
We'll start off with the shirts
Oh my gosh, it's Pizza John, the baseball jersey.
Look at all… look at all those baseball playin' mustachioed me's!
So they seem to only have sent me small t-shirts, possibly to force me to
buy my own merch at Pizzamas.com, so I'm going to have my kids model.
It's hard to pick a favorite one, but I think it might be the
one with the bat or the ginger me.
Alright, what do we have next? Oh, no.
It's Shrek-za-John. Hard to pronounce, beautiful to wear.
I don't know if I even like Shrek, but I love the internet loving Shrek.
Also… Oh my god!
If it rides, I lives, from my low-quality series,
"Cars versus" The car even has a mustache.
How has all this magic even happened? By the way, all of this is available
only during this year's Pizzamas at Pizzamas.com
And all the proceeds go to support stronger healthcare systems in Sierra Leone
We could not possible keep profit from this madness.
This might be one of my favorites ever!
It's wonderous!
They're all so good. They're not like Pizzamas-good, they're good!
Except for the Shrek one. That one's Pizzamas good.
Couple more t-shirts this year.
Beginning with this one! Which is me in a pizza box!
I just love it; I've always wanted to have a square head.
And last, but certainly not least, for the t-shirts we have
it's a pizza rainbow John!
Okay, we've also got lots of other stuff. We got Pizzamas fridge magnets,
Pizzamas stickers featuring all this year's designs, and also
Pizzamas car air freshener!? Which is "New John Smell"
Let's take a sniff and see what new John smell is all about.
It's got some clove, some garlic, maybe on the end? It smells as much like pizza
or me as you would want your car to smell.
We got a high-quality Pizza John
water bottle, so you can stay hydrated while remembering the magic of Pizzamas!
Ok, while my faceless wonders continue to
model in the background, I gotta look up the other stuff, that's not in my box,
that I got an email about, but I didn't open it because I didn't want to be spoiled.
Ok, we have two more pieces of apparel
that are just phenomenal. Number 1:
this Pizza John cardigan.
Wow!
And number 2: a Pizza John soccer jersey,
or futbol jersey, depending on your world view.
Both Home and Away, are available. White and red.
They are phenomenal Thank you to our friends at Adidas.
And, no matter what your last name is, your last name is Pizza.
Ok, what else? How about a set of Pizza John hand towels?
You heard me right. And, if that's not enough for you,
How about a Pizza John floor rug? That is big enough for… ppff… 8 cats?
Unfortunately, almost all of these items are limited edition, so only available
while supplies last.
Including this beautiful screen print of one of my all-time favorite Pizza John designs:
La Pizza Mort, signed by both me and the artist.
Have I saved the best for last? Maybe.
We've got a Pizza John neoclassical bust!
I don't even know what to say about it except that, of course, if it was an
actual Greco-Roman bust it would have been painted.
You–you can paint yours it's up to you.
Also, we got a Pizza John pin subscription, just like we did last year.
So pins come every month for 6 months. So you could celebrate Pizzamas for half a year!
There's also Pizza John washi tape. And other stuff. Only available at Pizzamas.com
for the next 2 weeks. Oh my god!
I love Pizzamas every year, but I might love it this year the most!
Hank, it's time to say my all-time favorite sentence: I will see you tomorrow.
We gotta get out of her light, Henry, and let her shine.
[John] Hold on, I gotta get that focus right. [John] Are you not enjoying this?
[Alice] I am! [John] This is what being an influencer
is all about, Alice! [Alice] yeah, you think I want to?
[John] Do you get the joke? [Alice] Yes!
[Henry] Yes, I get the joke! but why? [Alice] That looks like Spongebob
[John] It doesn't look like that.
[Kids] Happy Pizzamas! DFTBA!
Pizzamas.com, 100% of the profits go to support stronger healthcare
systems in Sierra Leone.