Hello, Brit.
Wow, Dawn, look at you.
Yes. Look at me. Oh!
Crikey. Are you okay?
I'm fine.
[both] Should'da been you.
Are you sure you're all right?
Yes. I was just taking a little shortcut
down the stairs.
Uh-oh. I think you may have a bit of a nosebleed.
Oh. All good. Oh!
Uh. Oh!
Hi. Be right with you.
[unintelligible]
[groaning]
Made it.
Sorry about the kids.
Oh, it's all good. Just a little space fight.
Here. Yeah. [chuckles]
And the hot pizza they threw at me earlier.
Thanks. And the spaghetti they put in my shoe.
Thank you so much. It's a pleasure serving you.
Be sure to ask for me every time you come back.
They're hungry for... Bedawnce.
♪ Well, here's a little taste For you ♪
♪ So open your ears And don't leave ♪
♪ Until you're satisfied ♪
Well, it's good to see you back, my dear,
but, uh, save yourself for the audition.
Audition? [chuckles]
I think it's pretty clear that I do not need to audition.
- Oh, Dawn. - Ta ta ta ta. It's Bedawnce.
And you're in my light, so, scoot, scoot.
[laughing]
Did someone call for a fake Debra?
What part of Australia is Debra from, New Jersey?
All right, so I've set up Britt's computer,
so when he gets the call, it'll look
like it's coming from you.
Perfect. Everything's in place.
Almost everything.
Miles, get in here.
Why aren't you hopping?
I agreed to wear the costume.
I agreed to let you put sandwiches in my pouch.
I even agreed to wear these boxing gloves.
But I will not hop.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on. Stampede people. Stampede.
Push harder or you're not gonna make it.
[grunting]
Uh, oh, no, this is not good.
Natalie, June, I'm stuck!
- We'll meet you upstairs! - Upstairs?
Okay, relax. Maybe the boys won't see me.
Is that Dawn?
Hey, Mae, it's me, your secret, admirer.
You are the coolest girl in the world.
But my family is moving away.
If life was like alphabet soup,
I'd put U and I together.
But it ain't, so, I B C N... U.
Dawn, I know it's you.
No, it ain't, I'm a dude.
This is clearly a dude hat and dude sunglasses.
But that is not dude nail polish.
Too much pink?
I guess that's the way you walk at a Renaissance fair.
Maybe we should walk like that.
[music playing]
Okay.
[music playing]
Do you think you kids have finally learned your lesson?
Yes.
We have.
We will never again play on people's sympathies
just to get what we want.
No more big fat quad things.
You don't have to say, "Big fat".
Just squad things.
Well, I guess we're done.
Not yet.
Calisy needs a bath.
We're gonna need a bigger sponge.
[barking]
Oh!
Ricky thinks we're not going to fit in around here.
We're just as classy and sophisticated
as these people.
Oh. My good man, a box of your finest apple juice
with your bendiest straw.
And make it snappy.
We're classy, and we do like to wait.
Citizens of Archie's birthday party,
if you like Goggle Dog,
you'll love... Utensil Girl!
What's going on?
Oh, hey, Mae, Miles, Hamburger!
So, today's the big bond day, huh?
What are you doing here?!
And where did you come from?!
The important thing is I got here before Mae jumped!
Oh! I found this!
Yeah, that's mine!
See! This is what I wished for!
So, any other surprises I should know about?!
Surprises?! Pssh! No!
Hey, Dicky.
Why are you drinking from a plate?
I told you I was done with cups.
Why are you guys dressed like that?
Oh. Well, we're just showing off our new fur coats.
Pretty sweet, huh?
Is this some kind of joke?
Nope. We're just respecting your opinion.
Yeah. You brilliantly suggested
we should buy fur coats in the summer
because we'd get a better deal.
And we did.
You didn't buy those those,
those are mom and dad's old ice dancing costumes.
And that's the toilet rug from our bathroom.
And by the way, sometimes I miss.
Oh, I knew it was you.
Okay. I think we lost him.
Dawn, relax. They weren't following us.
Don't kid yourself, Mae, they followed me
out of the womb, and they haven't stopped since.
You made us ride in my mom's trunk.
I think we're good.
You're right. This is a no bro zone.
So, let's ballet it up.
We don't really say that.
Okay.
Thanks, guys. The Get Francie Cafe is a hit.
Our pleasure.
Ooh, Wally loves this place.
Yeah, and if the cafe stays this popular,
we should make our money for Pierce
by the end of the day.
Another order of crepes, Monsieur?
Yes, please.
I must say you guys are doing a really good job
handling this crowd.
Maybe I made a mistake firing you two.
[both] And?
And get me my crepes.
♪ There ain't no stopping This is my destiny ♪
♪ I was born to be Dorothy ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Were you born to forget That it's me? ♪
♪ - No, it's me ♪
- Um, it's me - It's so me ♪
♪ I- I- I'm Dorothy D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
♪ That's my name So don't you try to be me ♪
♪ - Cause I'm the real Dorothy - I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
♪ Why don't you Stop living that lie? ♪
♪ I don't need to tell you why I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ I'm Dorothy ♪
I call those the hoodie do.
Why?
Because those hoodies give you a new do.
Take your hoods off.
Wow.
Incredible.
I hope it's not awkward that I didn't invite Dicky.
- Nope. - I don't know.
He loves his hair the way it is.
Cool, because I have a bunch
of other great stuff to show you.
I feel guilty. Dicky was right.
We really shouldn't have come without him.
Let's just go.
What's the plan again?
Strut, stop, 'sup.
Got it.
Strut, strut, strut.
You don't need to say, "Strut", now, stop.
Stop saying, "Strut", not stop strutting. Strut.
'Sup?
We didn't get a "'Sup".
So, what do you think of our pants?
Pretty low, huh?
Low? [laughing]
The other man's sweeping the floor with his.
Whoa. That is low.