[heavy metal music]
[upbeat music]
- The most important part of a Mandalorian helmet is
the eye slit.
- Now, if you know about Mandalorian armor,
it's actually very sacred and strong,
which is why we're using puppy pads,
an essential thing for owning a dog so that they can pee
in your house so you can be a gross person.
We're almost there!
I have to make sure I know where my eyes will be.
- Okay.
- It is the way.
- This is the way. - This is the way.
- And that a little guy from the first season says,
"I have spoken."
I think he was Nick Nolte.
Wasn't that Nick Nolte? [bell dinging]
I have spoken.
- Nick Nolte?
- And then who was the forging lady?
The forging Mandalorian, who played her?
She's the one who started really saying, "This is the way."
This is the way.
All right, I'm done.
- Okay. I'm done.
- You're ready? - Yeah.
[light music] This is the way.
Look at this though!
- Hey, look at mine.
- Hey! Yours is terrible.
Mine's in-[beep]-credible!
Somebody get a dog to come pee on my face.
This is the way.
- This is the way.
[Keith and Eugene making gun noises]
- I'm Pedro Pascal!
[upbeat music]
- Oh, wow!
Oh my God, I'm like a psychedelic bumblebee over here.
- [Ned] Whoa. - Oh my God.
- Oh man.
This is, it feels like I've had too much to drink.
- Can we put this over the camera lens?
I need you to see what I'm seeing.
- [Ned] Whoa, it's a kaleidoscope!
[upbeat music]
- Can you hold that?
Can I get a little more big mouth, too?
Yeah, yeah that's nice.
I'm really trying to capture
the essence of Keith Habersberger, you know?
- How do we look?
- Just hold it.
This is nice. This is nice. This is nice.
Oh man, I'm really capturing your essence.
- Are you?
- Yeah, I feel really good about this, but I'm not done.
- You better not be drawing the Mandalorian.
- [Eugene] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- [Keith] It's a torturate.
- A torturate?
- [Keith] Yeah, a torturate.
[light music]
- Almost done.
[fingernails tapping]
Almost done. Almost done. Almost done.
[fingernails tapping]
- Drum roll, please.
- All right, give me a countdown.
- Five, four, three,
two, one!
- Ta-da!
- Wow!
Oh, it's beautiful.
Oh, it looks just like me.
What if, hold on,
what if we just replaced my head with this?
- Yeah.
- Sign my face!
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, Pedro Pascal!
[Keith screaming]
- You know what?
This is the way.
- This is the way.
- [Zach] Oh. - Oh.
- Oh! - Right?
You hear that, right?
- Yeah, you sound like an old, old, old baseball caller.
- Oh well, Babe Ruth steps up to the plate
and he's calling his shot.
Oh, and he struck out.
- And Babe strikes out the way that I struck out
with my wife last night.
Well, she really wanted nothing to do with me,
but hey, I'm gonna try again cause that's what we do.
And coming up to the plate now,
we see Buddy Haggy.
Smell the can.
Do you think it smells like updog?
- What's up dog?
Wait a second.
- Got him.
[can rattling]
- So sorry I'm late, I lost my car.
This is such a nice place.
- So, where'd you go to school?
- Well, you know, I got my bachelor's degree
at Illinois State University.
- Oh wow.
- In theater.
- Where's that?
- It's in Central Illinois state.
- [Eugene] Okay.
- And yourself?
- Oh, I got my master's degree in masticating.
- Wow. You chew well.
- I choose so good.
- Well, I'm having fun chewing
through all this information about you.
- Wow.
- What kind of hobbies do you have?
- Indoor ski.
- Oh, I've heard about that.
- Yo, what do you do?
- Well, you know, I collect dice.
- Dice?
- Yeah, dice.
I feel so close to you right now.
- People think being a Try Guy is all fun and games,
but it's really hard.
The guys always say that I'm so tiny and short.
But I'm actually like kind of average height,
I'm just frail.
And another thing, I'm actually pretty good at stuff.
It's just hard when you're next to Eugene,
who's really great at stuff.
- That is true.
- All right.
Ned, let me give you a little tiny violin.
- People may think it's easy being a Try Guy,
but some of the spicy things we eat are really quite spicy.
- They hurt his tongue.
- They hurt my tummy, but I do it for you, internet.
And what the other guys don't understand
is having a baby isn't all cute, fun, happy times.
- He poops a lot.
- I mean, it comes out of there like a rocket.
- Super soaker!
- It got on me. It got on the walls.
You know, we had to get special paint in the nursery though
so you can wipe it off easier?
- A fresh coat on his fresh coat.
- And they like to think that they understand
because they have dogs,
but a dog's not a kid.
- Ned doesn't love his dog.
[upbeat music]
[fingers snapping]
- Oh, fancy.
- Bonsoir, monsieur.
Un, deuxm trois!
[items clattering]
- Now that's what I call this is the way.
[upbeat music]
- Don't forget my glasses.
- No, that's the only thing I think I'll be able to get.
- You can also just put my glasses on them.
- Ah, cracked another one.
Yep.
- Dude, forget carving pumpkins, squash is where it's at.
I'm actually very proud of this.
Ned, I want you to keep this forever and ever.
I want to come out over your house in 20 years
and still see this little squashy boy.
- Okay.
Got it!
- And, finished.
- Oh, that's really good!
- Wait.
[light music]
I can't see cause I don't have my glasses on,
but I know his is perfect.
- I can't see cause I don't have my glasses on,
but I know his was perfect.
[suspenseful music]
- Put 20 minutes on the clock.
- Exactly 20 minutes.
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
- [Keith] Okay, you can do this, Keith.
You can do this.
- My brain turns off.
- Okay, that's it. That's it.
We got one. We got one.
We got two.
Nope, we got two.
Okay. We got three. - Okay, okay.
Okay.
- [Keith] Impossible.
- [Eugene] You almost done?
- No.
- [Eugene] There's one left.
- [Keith] Oh no, I'm not there yet!
- You can do it!
Hey, let's stop fighting.
What if we just-
- Trade middles? - Yeah.
- [Keith] I bet they'll still fit.
- [Eugene] You think they'll still fit?
- [Keith] Yeah.
- Oh, look at it.
- They fit perfect!
- Yeah! - Aw!
It was friendship.
Friendship that won after all.
- [Eugene] This is the way.
- [Keith] This is the way.