So what special skill should I add?
Gymnastics, martial arts, skydiving,
flirtatious hair flipping.
OK, I do not flip my hair flirtatiously.
Oh, really? This doesn't look familiar?
"Well, hello, boys!"
"My name is Tori Vega."
"Buy me some licorice and I'll give you a kiss!"
I talk nothing like that.
Seriously, do I talk anything like that?
[imitating]
You'd really find me someone
to put up the money to produce my play?
- I meant that-- - Hey!
Did she not say,
"It shouldn't be that hard to find
someone to put up the money"?
[agreeing]
So you'll do that right?
- Sure! - Who got bit by monkeys?
The director's kid.
Did he taunt the monkeys?
I don't think you should do the stunt.
I have to!
I'll get blackballed in Hollywood
if I back out.
I don't wanna get blackballed.
Then just do it.
And what if I end up in the hospital?
"Well, maybe you'll meet a handsome young doctor,
getting married, and share a soda pop."
I don't talk like a movie star from the 1940s!
Oh, my goodness, Robbie.
I didn't realize you were so popular.
- Are you his girlfriend? - No, are you?
OK, why don't you go down to the nursery
and scare the newborn babies?
Where are the babies?
Uh...
So, Doc, what's the situation with Robbie?
Well, you see this tear in his small intestine?
- Yeah. OK. - Well, if that Pontiac moves,
It could rip that kid's guts apart.
[shrieking]
So slice him open and yank it out.
Well, we would, but Robbie has a rare
blood type, O negative.
- Oh. - Negative.
And we don't have enough here for the surgery.
- So how do you plan to-- - Whoa.
Whoa. I know where he can get some o negative blood.
- Where? - Right here.
I'm O negative?
You did go through my medical records!
"Told you I do my research."
- Hey! - What? What?
Will you calm down?
Sorry, I'm just freaking a little.
There is nothing to worry about.
You guys? I was getting into costume
and I dropped my bra in the toilet.
"Nothing to worry about."
I don't talk like that.
So what do I do about my bra-- OK.
- Now, go get ready. - Thank you.
I'm gonna count to ten and then I'm gonn--
[screaming]
[cheering]
[grunting]
"You're ever so welcome!"
I don't talk like that!
Oh, come on. Nobody here
would do that to Trina.
Except you.
- What, me? - "Who me?"
"Why, I would never hurt my dear sister Trina!
Not me, sweet Sally Peaches!"
- I don't talk like that! - Whatever.
I'm sick of this! Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
You didn't have a happy childhood?
My favorite toy was a hammer.
You finish the puzzle.
You know, you don't have to help.
- Don't push me. - What?
But, if we win and Ke$ha does do a private concert here,
only the people who helped find the letters get to come.
"Only the people who helped find the letters get to come."
I don't talk like that.
[chattering]
Jade! Are you done with your little sabotage game?
"Done with what little sabotage game?"
Aye, uh, Sinjin found the projector
and killed the crazy video.
Good, good. Now we just gotta--
[cheering]
Take that, you freak demon!
Calm down!
- Where is he? - Hi!
What are you guys-- Ya, know, ugh.
I remember saying come in.
Well, I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.
What are you talking about?
"Oh, well, Moose, my goodness, I certainly do enjoy a fine
game of hockey."
"Oh, please take me to the hockey game, Moose.
I'm ever so desperate."
I don't talk like that!
Whatever. You have been hogging Moose and you know it.
Moose hogger!
♪ Let's watch The sun come up ♪
[singing]
You're really gonna let your screech box
of a sister sing with us?
The guys are gonna keep her mic turned off.
"Oh, well, that's swell news."
I don't talk like that!
Whatever.
Do I talk like that?
"Do I talk like that?"
No, I don't talk like that!