Hi, it's Tana Mongeau
I am filming this intro after getting done with my makeup
so that when you clicked on the video, you weren't afraid
you're f***ing so welcome
as you can see by the thumbnail, I'm really good at turning myself into
a reasonable unf***able 5
to a cake-the-f***-up maybe I'd f*** if I did a few tequila shots 7 1/2
I mean, tuh
so if you wake up every day looking like a naked f***ing mole rat
that no one would put their genitals near even if you paid them
and you wanna learn how to put hundreds of products all over your face
until you are f***able, keep watching
I'm just kidding
since my last few "Cake Your Face Like a Pro" videos
I have changed up all my products and
clearly I've gotten a little bit better at doing my makeup
I thought that I would do an updated one
and you guys have been requesting this a lot lately
these videos are always some of my favorite to film
because I love helping others get f***ed
I'm just kidding
but really I love seeing you guys try out this makeup look
or try out products that I love
and this video was a lot of fun to make and I really hope that you guys enjoy it
before the tutorial starts, you know the drill
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and now I am going to go ahead and let you guys get into the video
and you can learn how to cake your face like a pro Tsh
and in case you guys do want to take any of my recommendations because
I'm a fucking beauty guru and I know everything
all of the products are linked below and I did all of the work for you
because I love you
I also totally forgot to mention that I moisturize my face
with Clinique dramatically different moisturizing cream
so
it's bomb if you have dry ass skin that flakes the fuck off of your face
so the first thing you're gonna do is use some hand sanitizer
because why the fuck would you wash your hands when you could just, like, not you know?
then I'm gonna use this shit
it's by NYX, it's called First Base and it's a primer spray
because like
I've yet to decide if this does anything at all but, like
I just think it's really cool so I keep using it
it might just be like water
have you guys seen those bottles of Evian that they sell in Sephora
and it's literally just water spray?
that's like $10 like it's literally, like the only ingredient is water
and it's like "refreshing face spray" and it's like, water
like you can literally put water in like a spray bottle and then they sell it for like $10
and it just, it stresses me out
then, you're gonna use Benefit pore-fessional
I really like this stuff because I have really big pores
because I constantly pop blackheads
why would it have a lid?
and why would it be clean?
just look at that
okay, fuck this
like, you don't even care, like the joke isn't even funny
like, who fucking cares?
then, you're just gonna put way too much of this on your hand
like, way too fucking much of this
and you're gonna put it everywhere
because there's not one part of my skin that doesn't have like, giant pores
but my skin has gotten so much clearer since the first time I filmed these videos
I must say and that's 'cause I have a good skin care routine
that I do like, once a week
because I'm gross
but this literally is like, the best primer that you can ever buy ever
I feel like every other primer is so shitty compared to this primer
so I highly recommend it
I'm a beauty guru
the reason why I decided
to make another "How to Cake Your Face like a Pro" is because
of this foundation
in my last "How to Cake Your Face like a Pro" I showed you guys three foundations
that I was obsessed with
and I went on and on and on telling you guys about how I would never ever
use another foundation
and then I found this foundation
not only do I have not one, not two, but three
of the same foundation in my makeup case because
I'm terrified of running out and I
love it so much
this is the Marc Jacobs' "Remarkable Foundation"
and if anybody is close to my skin tone, I get it in
Bisque Neutral
This is like paint
like it will cover any imperfection on your face
but instead of like the Kat Von D one that I use to use
it's super thin and that's why it's like mind-blowing to me
because it's so thin and it's literally like the consistency of like a moisturizer
but then it covers everything
and it stays on for like 24 hours,
it's not drying
like it does everything every foundation I've ever loved does but like
all in one, like it feels so lightweight but it covers everything
and it's just so good
it's so good
this thing has like a wand
which I don't think is very sanitary but like, I'm not very sanitary
so I just put this all over my face
use way too much, like, that's the goal
also, just never do your eyebrows
like, never pluck them just let the hair grow
it's really a fucking good look
I'm looking in this mirror right now, like why the fuck do people like me?