Our first guest is one of the funniest guys I know.
Please welcome my friend, Kevin Hart.
Should I be clapping too, Ellen?
Yeah.
Right?
Just to kind of make it like one little thing.
Because I feel like everybody would be clapping.
It sounds like we're in an amphitheater.
Yeah, OK.
I just wanted to make sure I was in the right frame of mind
with my thinking.
I was like, I want to come in hot.
So that's why I was at it I was just right on.
Yeah.
You know what, Kevin?
You will you always come in hot.
That's what I say about you.
Yeah, that's what I work on.
That's one of my biggest things.
Yeah.
Well, coming in hot is what you're known for.
Andy is-- don't let Andy bother you.
He's back in the garden back there, outside.
So he'll be there the whole time.
OK.
I didn't know you were in trouble or not yet.
I was going to wait till he, like, started
messing with the door or the glass,
and then I was going to go off.
Thank you.
Now, are you outside of the Improv?
There's a lot of comics painted on the wall behind you.
No.
This is my office.
This is my think tank, you know.
So I have a whole lot, you know.
That's Pryor.
That's Bernie Mac.
Chris Rock.
That's Redd Foxx.
I have Chappelle.
I have Martin.
I have Seinfeld.
I have you.
Where am I?
So God, I wish I could turn my screen.
If I-- I don't want to break the--
if I turn my screen, you're right-- it's
such a beautiful picture too.
It's you holding a microphone, and you're screaming, "Comedy."
And that's right there.
Oh.
I remember that set that I did where I screamed, "Comedy."
That was one of my strongest sets.
It's crazy.
It's a capture.
It's actually a live action capture.
So I have it.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm honored.
Hey, listen.
You're not gray anymore.
When we first started this quarantine,
I was FaceTiming you, and you were gray.
And the gray has grown completely out.
Was I gray?
Was I?
Is that me?
Huh.
Yeah.
Huh.
I guess so.
I guess it is.
I guess it is me.
You know what?
You know what I have, Ellen, and nobody knows this?
I have the ability to grow out, like--
like, if I want to grow my hair, I
can just grow the gray hairs out if I chose to.
So it's like not many people can do it.
But I can grow it out.
Yes.
Yes, I understand what you're saying.
And so one day--
just like you'd find a snake or a lizard skin,
you'll find Kevin Hart's gray hair somewhere laying
on the ground.
Yeah, my wife hates it.
It's a thing that we go through in here.
Because she's like, get those gray hairs off the floor.
And I'm like, I grew out.
You know.
You've been dealing with this for years.
So you know.
Yeah.
It's crazy that you know that.
Because other people don't know that.
Some people say I dye it.
Some people say I dye my hair.
That's the crazy thing.
What?
Yeah.
Some people--
What?
That's how I feel.
I'm like, what?
Are you crazy?
I grow out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's-- well, some people don't know.
How is Eniko doing?
How's your wife doing?
She's pregnant.
I call her a walking boiled egg.
That's my nickname for her around the house.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's her in her karate pants that she refuses to let go of.
But-- oh, Ellen, she's standing in front of the picture of you.
That's where you are, right behind her.
That's you.
You see there, she's pulling--
She's blocking it.
Pow.
Oh.
I wish she had have moved--
I wish I had seen it too.
Yeah.
If she had moved over a little bit, we could have saw it.
Darn it.
You're having a girl, right?
Yeah, having a girl.
Having a little girl, man.
Obviously--
Look at that.
Obviously, she is unbelievable.
She's so happy at the fact that through these stages, I'm here.
You know, like, normally, I'm in and out.
So it's been a real blessing just
to be around and talk, converse, you know,
and just kind of be with the fam through these months.
So you know, this is the first time that I've ever been,
you know, here this much through a pregnancy
in general in my life.
So it's been refreshing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's really great.
That's true.
I know that you were home when you had, you know, the accident
and you were forced to be home, obviously, then.
And that was the longest time you'd been home and not on tour
working.
And now you're home again.
But couples are saying they're getting on each other's nerves.
Are y'all getting along?
Because it's also that she's pregnant on top of y'all being
together.
Well.
she's not getting on my nerves.
But she's saying I'm getting on her nerves.
And you know, whatever.
I don't fight it.
But apparently, I'm annoying.
That's what they're talking about around the house,
saying I'm just--
No.
--always around.
That's what I'm hearing, that you always around.
Go somewhere.
And I'm like, well, I'm home, you know, I'm actually here.
So yeah, I have to be around.
And they say, you always want to do stuff.
Just chill.
And I'm like, well, I thought doing stuff was chilling.
Now I want to do something.
Y'all don't want to make a TikTok?
You know, that's what I do.
I'll bring that energy to the household.
Yes.
Hey, board game time.
You know, it's 6 o'clock.
Y'all know what that means.
Get the games out.
Do you play Bananagrams as well?
No.
That doesn't sound like--
doesn't sound like my cup of tea, Ellen.
I don't even know what that is.
What is that?
It's a great game.
I'll send you one.
It's really funny.
I mean, it's not funny.
It's fun.
You'll love it.
It's called Bananagrams?
Yep.
Bananagrams.
You'll love it.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
It's a word game.
And I did not want to play it.
And I played it, and it's amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll send one over to you.
Have you ever played who can be quiet the longest?
That's why they've been making me play lately.
Just who can be quiet the longest.
So I don't think that there's a lot of fun.
But I always win.
I always win, you know.
They end up-- you know, they say, Dad,
you're the best at this game.
So I keep playing it because I'm good, apparently.
That's what I mean.
Should we take a break?
Yeah.
You like to win.
Yes.
Andy says to take a break.
That's what his job is, and I listen to him.
And then we'll come back and talk
about how the backyard camping trip went,
which I think I already know because I talk to you.
We'll be back.