- Hey, so what would Neil Diamond write about
if he wrote songs about 2020?
- Well, it would be amazing whatever he wrote.
- Yes, it would.
- Um, you know what?
I fell in love with you singing karaoke Neil Diamond,
but it was more like this.
♪ Far ♪ - More like that, yeah.
♪ We're not traveling far ♪
Oh, there we go.
♪ Stayin' near home ♪
♪ Can only drive our car ♪
(Penn coughs) Excuse me.
♪ Free, we just want to be free ♪
Imitating him is.
♪ To take a trip to Spain ♪
♪ Or maybe the Mediterrane, yeah ♪
Key change.
♪ But not by boat, but not by plane ♪
♪ They won't let us go there from America ♪
♪ Sorry, we can't let you in ♪
♪ 'Cause you're coming from America ♪
♪ Rona, won't let us go too far away ♪
♪ You can't stamp our passport today ♪
♪ We're in the eye of the storm, us ♪
♪ 'Cause our numbers are enormous ♪
Let's look it up here.
So where can we go?
Well, I guess,
♪ We could go to Albania ♪
♪ Or maybe to Croatia ♪
♪ But not most places in Asia ♪
♪ So we're stuck here in America, today ♪
Whoa, yeah!
♪ Today ♪ Oh, here we go.
(upbeat music with clapping)
♪ Baby loves me, yeah, yeah, she does, yeah ♪
♪ But we're together all the time, yeah ♪
- So much time, all the time.
- Frequently. - All the time.
- All the time. - 24/7.
♪ Baby gets real furious ♪
- Not all the time.
♪ When I bite this clementine, yeah ♪
- Oh, true, yes.
♪ She hates the way I chew it, yeah ♪
- Okay, bye, I'm done. ♪ She hates the way I chew it ♪
♪ Marriage baby ♪ ♪ She hates the way I chew it ♪
♪ She hates the way I chew it ♪ Hang on.
(upbeat keyboard music)
All right, I got it.
Honey, come back, it's your favorite one.
- [Kim] Okay. - Yeah, here we go.
(upbeat music)
♪ Where it began ♪
- Oh, sorry.
♪ No one seems to remember ♪
- I'm nailing this, it's amazing.
♪ First we thought there was nothing wrong ♪
- There's a lot wrong with everything.
♪ Was it the Spring? ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
- Crushed it. - Nailed it!
♪ But then Spring turned to Summer ♪
- Woo!
♪ My God, this pandemic is so long ♪
♪ We used to have plans ♪
- Lot of plans, lot of plans.
♪ But then we canceled plans ♪
- So many vacation deposits.
♪ And she's freakin' out ♪
♪ And everyone's arguing ♪
♪ About things like how to do school ♪
I actually miss the,
♪ Sweet carpool line ♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa ♪
♪ Drop them off and come back here ♪
♪ Back here, back here, back here ♪
♪ I like some sweet alone time ♪
♪ Baa, baa, baa ♪
♪ That's not happening this year ♪
♪ No, it's not ♪
(Penn and Kim laugh)
- That's some very heavy breathing.
(Penn coughs) No, no, true story.
One of the first times I saw him,
he was doing The Worm
and then singing Neil Diamond, "America" in karaoke
and I was like, "Stand back."
- "America's" not a popular choice for karaoke, by the way.
- It's not, which is why I was like, "That guy,
"stand back, ladies."
- Thank you, Neil. - Aww.
- Thank you for being part of our love story.
(Kim laughs) - Oh, no, no.
- It's more like that, okay?
- Yeah, like that, careful that.
- Thanks, guys. - Thanks for watching.
- Who should we do this for next?
We're never gonna run out of singers.
We can do this forever.