Boo Bear, how excited are you for our anniversary tomorrow?
So excited, Babe.
I can’t wait to celebrate the first time we ever ate pizza together.
Tia Frida even made me a special pizza tux.
Ooh, that’s so romantic.
You still want to go to Gus’ Games n’ Crap?
Of course. That's where it all started.
Remember how we shared a large pepperoni?
Oh yeah, you bit into it and burned the left side of your tongue.
Oh, yeah, that hurt so bad.
So, I’ll pick you up tomorrow?
Can’t wait! Bye, Boo Boo Bear.
Abuelo! Just the man I needed to see.
Lori and I are celebrating our pizza-versary tomorrow.
Can you cover my shift?
I'm sorry, Roberto, but I'll be at the Big Mercado convention.
This year they're giving out door chimes.
Oh, well, you don’t want to miss that. I’ll just have to break it to Lori
and Tia Frida. She was really excited about the pizza tux.
Don't be ridiculous. Go see Lori.
There are plenty of people in this family who can watch the mercado.
[laughing]
Are there?
[laughing]
No sword fighting with the jerky!
Niños, Roberto needs a favor.
Can you watch the mercado for him tomorrow so he can celebrate Lori’s pizza birthday?
Pizza-versary, Abuelo.
Sure, I love workin’ here!
No. You love eating all the candy and getting everything sticky.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Uh! Ugh!
Are you sure we can trust them to handle it?
- The mercado is a big responsibility. - They’ll be fine, Bobby.
- The mercado is in their blood. - Okay, new game! Pinata racing!
[laughing]
Oh.
What are you wearing?
What? Haven’t you ever seen a pizza tux?
Now listen carefully. When the new milk is delivered,
put it behind the old milk and face the carton so the date can be clearly read.
[laughing]
Hey! Put those back.
Now, there’s a lot more you need to know so I put it in this quick reference guide.
Look! I’m reading it right now.
[laughing]
That’s it! I’m staying here.
Bobby, go! You’re gonna be late. We got this.
Yeah! I can run this place in my sleep. People bring groceries to the counter.
We take their money and I eat a fist full of chewy chewies!
That you buy at the employee discount rate.
- Oh. Ahh! - Goodbye, Bobby!
I'm coming, babe! Oh no! I forgot to tell them something.
Phone, call Ronnie Anne.
[laughing]
Hey Bobby, what's up?
I forgot to tell you, the restrooms are for customers only.
They got to buy something. I usually encourage them to buy toilet paper.
That’s why you called? Okay, I think we got it Bobby. Adios.
- What now? - If anyone comes in for Walnuts…
No one will. Walnuts are the worst nut.
Ah! Hey, guys. Where do you want these mangoes? Just gettin' in a quick set.
Thanks Bart. Just set them by the fish.
No! Not by the fish. They’ll absorb the fish smell.
Now, don’t let Bart do any more exercises with the fruit.
Bobby, quit worrying. We got this.
I just do a visual check in. Yeah!
[laughing]
Oh! I told Maybelle she can’t just sample the grapes like that.
Ah. Geh! Geh! Ah! Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
One guess who it is.
Hey, I told you to stay away from those chewy chewies.
- There better be 97 when I get back. - Huh?
Blah!
And you have a code purple! Maybelle’s eating grapes.
- How do you know all that? - Uhh… mercado instinct.
Hey! Did you change my music?
Bobby’s mercado mix number 7 was carefully selected to stimulate more shopping.
Mercado instinct, huh? More like you’re spying on us with the security camera.
Wait! I’m not spying!
What, what are you doing? They cut me off.
What am I gonna do?
Ugh!
A hundred people live here and no one answers the door.
Hey, Boo Boo Bear. Ooh, cute tux! It goes great with my side salad scarf.
Come on, Babe! No time to waste!
Ooh, I love this new take charge attitude.
[laughing]
- Oh wait? Where are we going? Gus’ is that way.
Surprise! I'm gonna take you to the best pizza place in the city.
Nothing’s too good for my little garlic knot.
Awe.
Why don’t you grab us a table while I park the van. BRBB.
- Be right back. What’s the extra B for? - Babe.
Awe!
- Bobby? - That’s right.
I don’t appreciate being cut off… yuck… from communication!
Well, we didn't appreciate you spying on us.
We’ve all helped out here and know what to do. Look around!
- Nothing went wrong. - How can you say that?
The mangoes smell like trout! The milk is facing the wrong way.
- This can is off by a centimeter. - You're being so picky!
- That stuff doesn't matter. - It matters to me.
I don’t need a bunch of kids coming in here and changing everything.
- You 'll understand when you're older. - Oh! I think we understand now!
You just like the mercado run in a very specific way. So run it yourself!
Yeah! We quit. Later, jefe.
Now what? I can't close the mercado.
Bart gonna need his post workout protein bar soon.
And Mr. Chang is gonna need his coffee for night shift.
Plus Lori’s waiting on me. Oh no! Lori!
Maybelle, I'll be right back!
Mmm mm mm. Take your time.
Sorry I took so long, Babe!
Anyway, I was thinking we could get half cheese and half pepperoni.
- No! Cashews cost a fortune! -I said cheese.
Oh, great. Yeah, let's just get that then.
What's this? One dinky flower?
My babe deserves a bouquet. BRBB with a B. The last B’s for bouquet.
Yeah, Bobby! We don’t have time to be waiting around for you.
- I need more itch cream. - So sorry. It won’t happen again.
So, that'll be $12 for all the cashews you ate and...
Wait! This mango has a bruise!
Let me go find a new one. It’s still my turn. No cutsies!
Bobby, where are you?
Bobby, you are literally making me wait!
- You’re sweating a lot. - Ah! Oh! You know what? I’ll BRBB!
You’ll what?
Be right back ba-by powder is on aisle three.
No, wait! Flowers! Gah!
There that’s better!
That's broccoli. Are you okay?
Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, I’m just excited for our date.
You just got here. Try this.
Mmm. mmm.
- Ooh! - Ah!
Sorry, Babe. My pepperoni cuff links are coming off. Be right back.
Ugh!
See Bobby. Look at this mango. It’s perfect. [indiscernible]
I knew it! You’re with your other love! On our anniversary?!
No! Maybelle and I are just friends!
If I was 50 years younger.
- I mean the mercado, Bobby! - Lori!
Babe! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for tonight to turn out like this.
I can't believe you drove me all the way
to the city just so you can work on our anniversary!
That wasn’t the plan. It was supposed to be a really special night.
I left Ronnie Anne, Carl and CJ in charge of the mercado.
They were messing things up.
They changed the music to K-pop and they put the mangoes by the fish.
- They didn't upset any customers? - No. But...
Bobby, everyone understands and cares about the mercado.
No one would ever let anything extremely bad happen to it.
But maybe they have their own way of doing things.
And you just need to trust them.
You're right. I'm sorry.
I guess I do have a hard time giving up control of the mercado.
It's okay. You're just really passionate about what you do.
And I love that about you. Also, you look really cute in your pizza tux.
Thanks Babe. Let me make this night up to you. BRBB.
- Ugh! - Last one.
There’s only one way stop this chupa cabra and that is…
- Ugh! - Now we’ll never know!
Guys, I’m sorry for not trusting you to watch the mercado.
You did a great job. You think we can have a do over
so I can take Lori to dinner? I promise not to spy on you.
- Unlimited chewy chewies. - I’ll do it!
And Ronnie Anne you can listen to whatever you want. Unless that’s K-Pop.
Okay. Deal. But where are you gonna take her this late?
- The pizza place is closed. - Hmm ah!
Oh Boo Boo Bear this is so romantic and this pizza tacos are delicious.
Thanks Babe.
I’m just glad we’re finally celebrating our pizza-versary the way you deserve.
Thanks Boo Boo Bear. This is the best pizza-versary ever!
These are not real pepperonis. Uh uh.