>> James: NOW, CAN I ASK
A QUESTION, AND I MEAN THIS: WHO HERE FOLLOWS ME
ON INSTAGRAM?
REG, DO YOU NOT FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?
>> HAH?
>> James: YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?
>> I DO.
>> James: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> I DO.
>> James: I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD
CHECK, BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM ON MY
PHONE.
IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON THE GROUND -- ALREADY, WE'RE
GOING TO DO THE INSTAGRAM BIT AGAIN.
THIS HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK.
WE NEED SOME LIGHT CONTENT.
WE TAKE PHOTOS FROM CELEBRITIES, AND WE TAKE
THE SQUARE PHOTO, WE EXPAND IT.
IT IS CLASSIC LATE-NIGHT -- YOU KNOW.
IT IS CLASSIC.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.
GIVE US A (bleep) BREAK MAN.
WE'RE IN LOCKDOWN, THERE IS NO ONE HERE.
IT IS A STRESSFUL WEEK AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THE
INSTAGRAM BIT.
>> IT'S LIKE A LITTLE HOODIE THAT YOU THROW ON
BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.
>> James: GRAB A CARDIGAN.
WHERE ARE WE GOING, JEFF?
>> ANYWHERE OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.
IT'S -- WHAT IT IS -- [LAUGHTER]
>> James: YOU KNOW INSTAGRAM?
[LAUGHTER] >> James: IF YOU KNOW
WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, YOU'LL BE A NON PLUS ABOUT THIS.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INSTAGRAM IS, THIS IS
GOING TO COME AS A REAL SHOCK, IN EVERY WAY.
YES -- IF YOU KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT IT SORT OF IS.
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM
BELIEVES THAT THIS IS THE BEST OF OUR CAPABILITIES.
AM I RIGHT, DAVE?
YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED PRODUCER, AND THIS IS NOT
GOING TO BE IN YOUR CLIP WHEEL?
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> James: BUCKLE UP, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
BUCKLE UP.
WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO BY THE END OF THIS BIT IS
GET IN TOUCH WITH A SORT OF SIDE SPECIALIST DOCTOR
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT THEM LAUGHING.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: SO HERE WE
ARE.
YOU SEE THIS HERE, JEFF GOLDBLOOM -- JENNA, STOP
WITH THE BELLS.
WE ONLY DID ONE JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
>> I D GOT EXCITED.
>> James: IT'S AN ANDY WILLIAMS SPECIALIST.
WOULD YOU EAT SANTA'S YUMNUTS?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAMES?
>> James: (bleep), BOTH BARRELS.
THIS IS IT.
C'MON, GUYS, INSTAGRAM.
HERE IS A PHOTO HERE.
JUST LAST WEEK JEFF GOLDBLOOM POSTED THIS.
IT IS THE JURASSIC PARK.
AND THEY'RE TRYING TO GET-OUT-THE-VOTE.
I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS
MISSING FROM THE PHOTO.
AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
WE'RE LAUGHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY WENT DOOR TO DOOR
WITH THAT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED THAT DAY.
THEY COULDN'T VOTE.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: IT BACKFIRED.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT.
THIS ONE WAS POSTED BY D.J. KHALID, OKAY.
THERE HE IS.
THIS IS HIS SON WEARING HIS DAD'S SHOES.
THAT LOOKS REAL CUTE.
AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: GENUINELY HIS
SHOES.
YES.
SO THERE WE GO -- WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS HE HAS GOT
BIG FEET.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: HERE IS ONE
FROM ZAC EFRON, THERE HE IS LOOKING ALL COOL ON A
WALL.
I SAW IT, I THOUGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS TALKING
TO SOMEONE.
THERE IS THE WHOLE THING.
I WILL SAY AFTER THAT PHOTO WAS TAKEN, ONE OF
THEM ACTUALLY FELL OFF THE WALL, IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE.
I WON'T TELL YOU WHO.
BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK A LOT OF PEOPLE TO PUT HIM BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN.
IT IS PERSONAL.
BUT IT WAS ZAC EFRON.
HE HAS AN ASTONISHING LACK OF BALANCE FOR SUCH A GOOD
DANCER.
GONE.
>> HE'S AT S CEDARS-SINAI.
>> James: AND HE IS ASKING EVERYONE TO THANK
PARTICULARLY ALL OF THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL OF
THE KING'S MEN.
HERE IS ONE FROM A GOOD FRIEND OF THE SHOW,
MR. SHAWN MENDES.
HE IS STARING OFF INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN, FULLY AT
PIECE IN THE MAGESTY OF NATURE, AND THEN I SAW THE
WHOLE THING.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND HERE IS
ONE FROM AL ROKER, AND HE POSTED IT AROUND
HALLOWEEN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PUMPKIN HE MESSED UP WHILE
CARVING, AND THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
>> OH!
>> James: TALK ABOUT SANTA'S YUMNUTS.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: THAT WAS
CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM.
WHEN WE COME BACK, TIG NOTARO IS GOING TO BE
HERE, EVERYBODY.