oh gee ladies my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to resident evil 3 were
with my boy Carlos actually Carlos let's
see what you look like with this other
hair no that's weird I don't like that
go back Carlos go back to default hair
there you go like a shaggy dog
alright Tyrell what are we doing here
we're going back into the main building
that we were in and Rosie too which is
very interesting okay I can't go that
way
let me so slow Carlos use those big sexy
legs of yours that's so sad
Oh Brad I have no problem putting you
down you stay on the door I got this
[ __ ]
well okay hey you little [ __ ] super
zombie he's taking a lot of bullets Oh
unfortunate and I got an achievement
could be very useful
where'd that cop go oh we got a job to
do it's so good to be back let's find
him and take him into custody custody I
thought this was a rescue well you
thought wrong Carlos what is it located
pictures of your mom's remember Bart had
access to umbrellas darkest secrets he
knows we'll try to keep him under our
thumbs so this search and rescue mission
is really more like find and detained
hmm right good to know
I'll open the shutter so you can get
through you stay here and find out
what's been going on here at the station
call you if I find anything awesome yeah
you too yeah I'll try
I promise anything though I'll be
uncharitable if I want to so I roll it's
so good to be back at this station and
this is where Marvin dies
I'm giving you an order rookie I love
Marvin that was his name right okay I'm
looking for secrets I need to find all
the stuff and things yeah
there's red on this Hayti route
Toronto's red that means our stuff here
see now it's blue Tyrell I got it okay
there hi Tyrell
okay now I'm actually leaving bye so
where everything is the same
neat neat neat neat ID secured security
protocols do not lend your ax yeah yeah
yeah you keep telling me the information
right after I use it there was a spoon
feeding me absolutely everything
it's a cage you know that this thing is
going to happen the head on the thing
can fall off it's like okay can I do
that oh [ __ ]
Oh God that's the dude that's this is
the guy that we peel his face back he's
like huh ethnic it's so cool tying them
together like that oh Lord
come on he's the one who took you up
there ah that's cool I love getting to
see the stuff as it happened man I
missed this area this is so much cooler
than the city they'd stick around hey
what does this sound all weird I'm
breaking your leg so I can get by licky
licky Tom okay are you guys still gonna
be chasing me though I don't know if I
have to be as stringent about it with
Carlos you sweet wait [ __ ] slower
[ __ ] just [ __ ] Carlos now you're
in caution how's my bad I was hoping I
could stab them but do you have the
you've the Leon stab animation from
Prezi for or then swipe guess stabbim
learned from Jill she's the best she's
our zombie killer Queen T you copy
there's something real nasty in here I
don't know what it is
there it is cap is it just the liquors
though I was just seeing this thing is
wild to control are you [ __ ] serious
the recoiling spread on this goat is
nuts but now Christ alright not perfect
oh yeah
you're on fine that's good this [ __ ]
price who and where [ __ ] Jesus Christ
yeah it figures stay the [ __ ] down man
nice wait does it actually do much
though uh yeah that's better
I like that not a fan of the mouse
movement in this game if it feels like
something is off whether it's mouse
alot'
acceleration or why I don't know you
don't remember the code for this I have
no idea
arrest report aggravation unemployed
farmer electrician
Rodney gray good now Rodney getting into
trouble an awful creation and her
possession of explosives suspect was
seen behaving suspiciously at 1442 box
street in september 18th 1988 suspect's
person was searched producing a small
explosive explosive and a time detonator
from his inside pocket leading to arrest
on the charges listed above a search of
suspects home found more than 20
additional homemade explosives at
various stages of completion suspect was
extremely agitated and not of sound mind
suspect but of sound body suspect spoke
feverishly when questioning began and at
one point questioning had to be halted
due to a sudden bout of shrieking from
suspect once questioning was resumed
suspect made the following statement I
didn't do it for me I did it for you
anyone understand the corpses attacked
from the shadows a storms coming but
this umbrella is no good got to blow it
up or you'll be more than just wet gotta
get more Bob's that is ominous if
somebody said that to me I'd be like
okay I'm gonna have my lunch elsewhere
they're coming soon got a hurry burn
burned the corpses
burn him good during questioning the
suspect began to shake violently before
resuming a shrieking fit questioning was
ended and a sedate have administered to
two suspects of unstable psychiatric
conditions suspect testimony changed
from moment to moment suspects delirium
made any sort of dialog impossible we
are currently awaiting the result of a
doctor's investigation - into suspects
condition the explosives collective and
the suspects person and residents
appeared to be extremely powerful hmm as
a safety precaution a battery was
removed from one detonation device upon
its admission into evidence the battery
was secures in the safety deposit room
oh wait oh that officer West rocker it's
on it Albert Wesker this is kind of like
have you played the extra modes in resi
to the remake where you get to play look
I can't remember his name the military
soldier guy the mercenary that's kind of
what this is where everything sort of
blocked off but you have certain routes
that you can go office supply internal
relocation notice heat-resistant three
number combination safe moved into
stairs office left right left
915 seven ah much better well if cameras
kill those things I'd be set go Don
Carlos we take the picture and steal
their souls gotta be careful you're not
gonna get up are you stay down
okay oh god that's so creepy
okay at 9:15
seven
I love having space I'm gonna put all of
my pugs in there oh god I just realized
it's pogs too much of an old boomer
reference now so people know apart
they're kind of [ __ ] up shooting cops
that's whatever this apocalypse care
unless you got to do what you gotta do
you gotta go when you gotta go you [ __ ]
them up copy that hey I mean that keep
nice does that open that just be sure
you know you never know
[Laughter]
you can't even hit a box
wait is this EAP no I can't remember
what this one is boy boy boy boy I
[ __ ] knew I forgot you were here
Oh sort of a [ __ ] stay down
wasted so many bullets it is fun though
why is it blocked yeah I don't know ask
Leon he's the one who got stuck here
heck door if you're reading this I'm
already dead
Oh sad if you hear any noises coming
from the locker do not open it please
while you're out in Patrol I focused on
finding a way to get to the other side I
realize that explosives might be our
best bet I managed to rig up a pretty
good bomb but we don't have any
batteries for the detonator pretty sure
I sent one to the safety deposit room
during intake last week I'm assuming
that's the key I just got we need that
battery if we're going to knock this
wall down so I headed upstairs
to find you since I know you have the
safety deposit key oh and he's dead soon
as I have to shower room I was attacked
one of them bit me I watched a wound as
best I could but I feel worse and worse
I hope I don't need to spell out what
you must what why you must not open the
locker please do not worry about me just
get yourself out of here as fast as you
can your buddy Wes on that's the guy
when we're playing as Leon or Claire
that when you open the locker he like
falls out PS don't worry about that $600
I let you think of it as a gift towards
your upcoming move good luck buddy
that's sad
scared me this is CA P you're not in
this one are you no you're in this one
better not smart that also make sense no
hey this was a hole in the wall it's all
coming together like a fine bisque it's
pretty cool though I want to know what
the code for the upstairs Locker is that
something Jackie boy want to know Jackie
curious Jackie want answers Jackie
getting louder for no reason we got this
Carlos don't you worry I won't let
anything happen to your beautifully
glorious hair you take care of us calm
down boys good
Oh God Oh [ __ ] liquor talking
No Jesus Christ you made me waste ammo
what an [ __ ] DCM okay got it
but I guess flash flash reflexes boy
what am i opening 102 103 104 there's an
indie sizer oh I can't
you can still press the button it's just
a [ __ ] Duracell battery really and
then you're gonna need like a [ __ ]
carrot battery or something literally
just a [ __ ] Energon your energizer
bunny Zaire's ropeway 106 109 [ __ ]
grenade in there noise 2 or 3 we can't
get and get any of these actually Oh
no weapon
I hear you got in last very long digit
are these the lockers that are open then
when Claire or Leon get here cuz that's
cool I like that attention to detail
it's very clever
you got your flood pants on were you
ready for the rain Carolus like let me
get the [ __ ] groaned DCM and I got
the battery let's go up let's blow up on
a wall [ __ ]
blinky scary stinky we're doing that to
me where here's somebody munching on
toes I imagined it'd be a great snack
like popcorn chicken to zombies just
have a bag of toes and you pop one in
your mouth and go Tyrell Tyrell no hello
cool I got a bomb got a bomb full of
sunshine you know I got a bomb and I
know where this all my you know
explosion holy moly I know you got a lot
of hair Carlos but let's do [ __ ] you up
maybe I should use a grenade not sure
Soho Lodi okay yeah [ __ ] this I'm gonna
get stuck on he stopped walking
backwards Oh [ __ ] steam there's no
rush
they all come piece by piece there you
go here's the pistol instead
don't waste your ammo or may be reloaded
a little faster some things a little
faster a little faster
what oh god oh god they're so [ __ ]
Manny
lose it thank God he's [ __ ] tight
tight tight to the corners
wait so do you watch them
he doesn't even dodge
Garos [ __ ] him up in his own way can
you move it turn
I just keep shooting in the ass anyway
hey you did Frick yeah Carlos is a
badass he's also dumbass sorry Carlos
you're actually great I didn't know he
jostled them and punched him and [ __ ]
[ __ ] I should have looked further maybe
those extras
dr. Baird dr. board oh thank god know
how long I've been trying to reach
somebody don't worry we're gonna get you
out of there just tell me where you are
I'm trapped in a goddamn Hospital
surrounded by every kind of abomination
look just sending stars they're gonna
know what to do now negative RPGs
overrun - and figure it out
I'm brothers gone crazy they're killing
all the researchers I only one who knows
how to make the vaccine to stop the
zombies so you can either sit there with
your dick in your hand or send send
somebody who's capable of getting me the
hell out of here
I like him already
hmm yeah you would you heard what he
said we can't turn him over to the
company that's not our call to mate
that's my house call I'm gonna check the
computer see if I can trace the docks
location wait again this will take some
time look around you find anything
useful
you stay downstairs all this time and
then you come up to do all of this and
then I have to go off and do all the
fighting again it's been a little
one-sided here Tyrell I'm not gonna lie
ooh nice baby Oh
give me something else okay that's the
last time we needed to use that right
can I go into Wesker's office yeah
report on the mansion incident isn't
this this isn't the one that's in resi -
is it sorry at something in my eye and
it's driving me nuts
this bizarre incident occurred in a
mansion owned by the umbrella
corporation located in the air clay
mountains on July 23rd stars or stars
Bravo team was dispatched to the archive
mountains to investigate a series of
mysterious and grisly murders and when
unexpectedly radio silent on July 24th
Alpha Team was dispatched as well and
became entangled in the events at the
nearby mansion the incident culminated
in the destruction of the mansion
casualties were numerous the only
survivors of five stars this you know
the cause of the incident was the
illegal bioweapon experiments being
carried out in a secret umbrella lab
beneath the mansion the t-virus being
used in these experiments escaped the
facility and is presumed to be the root
cause of all that occurred however all
evidence was destroyed along with
mansion it's a further investigation
it's proven to be extremely difficult
and you Wesker you dirty [ __ ] sure is
second from the second from the right
where's Wesker oh the one with the
glasses or is it guy in the middle and
Barry and Chris oh that band's back
together all the lads alright makes you
keep [ __ ] up my point is main yeah
and I can get rid of the first-aid
sprays oh no long I play as Carlos it's
kind of cool but I'm not a fan of this
gone it feels really underpowered yeah
what's up Rael was anyone hurt Joe
[ __ ] wait what Joe Joe what happened
Jill come in
see I gotta go do what you gotta take
care of far
nice oh is that it for Carlos the
careless Express I'm assuming we'll come
back to him later
oh yeah what happened
don't breathe in those fumes they'll
probably kill you Oh II hurt not says
she's fine actually
oh it's good to be back with good guns
Oh strong as an ox
musics nice
Carlos come in Carlos Oh is this
we're playing before that so she'll come
out and be like yeah the train derails
and then something will happen like oh I
don't know nemesis good news limp dicks
good news everyone
I got some new weaponry for you that's
guaranteed to put the brass back in your
sax there gold mine runs these babies
were developed by umbrellas military R&D
and they will light our fire or your
fires even hotter than the lover you
left back home they're tough to find and
tricky to handle but trust me they're
worth it
alright let's take a look at the specs
my neurons are designed for
standard-issue grenade launchers don't
get cute and try to load them in
anything else I want to put it in my
pistol further them at walls on the
ground and they'll stay right reported
the sensor in the mine will detect
approaching enemies and detonate when
again within range so basically just
toss them in an enemy's path and you've
got yourself a landmine there's no such
thing as unfair
you're taking on those giant freaks so
get out there and get dirty see I don't
know why you need to tell me all this I
could just deduce that they're mine
rounds feels like the game is constantly
like hey look at this see it it's the
thing okay
put these in high I think we're good
let's save up save up and roll out who
wants a piece of Jill Valentine tiny
little yield damn it
you guys are such wobbly bastards you
just stay in one place okay okay
wasting my minds and you guys they think
I am a dumbass yep yep yep on road again
it was trying to run around I press
space nothing [ __ ] worked great you
know right just for that nice
Oh that'll put the brass back in your
sex he was right it does that's exactly
how it felt whoa pretty that's [ __ ]
awesome oh man this is so cool looking
it reminds me of some places in London
also kinda looks like and it looks like
Chicago I would love like an open-world
Resident Evil game or a new updated
Silent Hill game with this type of
graphics what our brochure saint-michel
stocked our say michael stocked our is a
barack style building which stands at
the heart of Raccoon City it has become
a beloved icon and residents consider it
to be emblematic of the city as a whole
st. Michael's Church erected this tower
right in 1908 with the assistance of
several philanthropists it was dedicated
to the children born in the developing
city but the first floor was used as an
elementary school for many years the
city saw further growth during its
electrification over the course of the
early 20th century and the student body
of st. Michael's Elementary swelled to
over 600 students before TCA Michaels
Elementary was shuttered in 1978 as the
building began to show signs of age and
where the clock was deactivated and
strict limitations replaced on entry to
the surrounding premises years passed
with the once with this once beloved
Monument and public plaza on lockdown
within the 1990s I was born then the
umbrella corporation worked in league
with Mayor Michael Warren to renovate
and reopen the area this time with
proper preservation efforts in place the
clock towers officially report reopened
1983 once again hers were out rockin
city cool ICU is that the clock tower
that was cut from the game the people
said because there is a clock tower on
there there a police station okay
stuff to collect in here when it's red
on the map means you haven't read the
entire area ah green herb that's what I
miss it blended right in
let's go across this is he gonna show up
again
is he gonna bust my chops cuz he sucks
yep
really dude Jesus Christ
dammit
too smart Carlos respond yeah we didn't
make it
oh this is the call everybody's dead
mihail everybody Nihal
nicolai left us to die oh my god what
that is not nemesis he's massive
oh did he mutate what the [ __ ] oh oh
nice one Jill Justin he thought he
couldn't get any scarier but my god oh
no oh no oh no wow I want these I want
these Oh No okay maybe not [ __ ] am i
dead
no oh my god okay well use one of these
No
pink [ __ ] the hit me as well
here we go here we go just [ __ ] him up
just keep [ __ ] him up not a girl Jill
wait am I supposed to do this or am I
wasting my ammo excuse me sorry sorry I
have I shouldn't be doing
I shouldn't be doing this in the heat of
battle maybe a shirt for these two is
relentless what am i picking up full oh
yes we should start you in shotgun then
oh my god you suck dude
i suck so hard yeah
god
Jesus Christ everything's fine
everything's fine boy Josh
I'm on and should I just should I wait
you talk first I talk first oh god he's
back
oh nice good one Jill okay I can't touch
what I'm reloading apparently oh it's
looking smug let me go let me go okay
he's gonna do his thing again
Oh God Oh God Oh miss me [ __ ] okay you
got me [ __ ]
Oh what is happening
holy [ __ ] okay okay dude Oh should I oh
okay I didn't know it traveled in a
straight line I thought it was gonna be
dropped to it will he run by it now and
I've seen minute wow God
[ __ ] yeah I need something
nothing's go till
look the [ __ ] my god that was so intense
he's not dead is he
oh come on
[Music]
hahaha oh oh oh you
this
you've done me a big piece
nicolai that damn dirty scoundrel wait a
day later what jewel careless hey sweet
man Tyrell do you copy
she's been infected I I'm taking her to
the hospital
maybe doctor barking saver
you hang in there Supercop I got you
Supercop
hang in there sugar tits Carlos's got
you Karos manners oh you got there
without any sort of problems
fight it Joe
I'm gonna get you the vaccine can I have
you okay
can I have your guns promise wait what I
can click on her can I give her a weapon
is she my item box Jim hold this no it
was an item box right here I don't get
it okay Jill that was very good you you
took on nemesis a big bad nemesis I
honestly had no idea he turned into that
when you see this so true so true I did
see it this is terrifying
also yeah what the hell is I mean
obviously Nikolai was bad but what the
hell is he talking about do me a big
favor just by her getting killed getting
killed fulfilling life comes from good
health stare at my penis quality service
satisfaction he's good posters hey you
can't get stuff out of the vending
machine like that you gotta use money so
I'm trying to cheap out actually I
should just use this look at all these
headshots the great if you went down
faster I also don't feel confident now
knifing these guys when they're down
okay that one works because Carlos is
nice can you suck not gonna line I mean
obviously I don't have to kill these
guys put it would make me feel a lot
more comfortable if I did cuz I don't
want them coming back every Karen did
you make it in the hospital after he
knocked you don't last time I'll make
sure you never get up again Karen Karen
for the love of God stay down yeah he's
got punched I push you again
are you down okay wait don't get caught
off guard how do I avoid avoid this you
know somewhere any symptom call your
doctor seek advice get the help you need
if they attack me out of nowhere I don't
have time to call my doctor kind of in
the thick of it at that point
hospitals are spooky I'm just gonna say
it
Oh Oh Jill you got a lockpick I can use
I'm sorry why I got a tape player
not zombies everyday to bring in more of
these mystery illness patients the
sedatives don't stop their delirium so
you have to put them in straightjackets
and move them to the isolation wing
problem is the isolation wing is already
bursting at the seams this is all way
too topical right now it's kind of scary
the director has ordered us to admit
anyone with symptoms free of charge but
what does he expect us to do wish them
better we don't have a cure and that's
not all that's bothering me when these
patients die they're not collected by
the usual mortuary teams we've been told
it's special handling to prevent the
illness from spreading but I'm not sure
I buy it
Miranda saw some guys wheeling a body
through the forbidden door during the
night why where what is going on what's
what I call my [ __ ]
the forbidden door
okay not feeling too confident about
this room seems like kind of a [ __ ]
honestly hi
hold on I gotta reload hold on social
listen yeah you're not dead either
watch this I'm gonna give you one of
these damn kernels badass way was they
using this earlier interim Pez animation
gonna drop mine good reason that the
enemies are a threat is because you
don't let the player into what [ __ ] okay
now you just came out of [ __ ] nowhere
I should call my doctor
excuse me doctor and when can I be
prepared for [ __ ] jumping out of the
walls they kill you no I'm assuming you
were gonna break that at some point when
I come back and then I can get the item
ah cute little teddy bear
turns out the teddy bear is the scariest
of them all god I can't go auntie her in
this hospital where is everybody all
right dad I'm trying to kill me whoa
SiC nice landing I'm just making sure
it's procedure don't take it personally
whoo rooftops are bad
Hey mmm amazing shots the greatest ever
flawless execution what's behind door
number this one I am lost thank god this
is a linear game who seafood why does a
hospital have assault rifle ammo laying
around there o menos it's admitted over
20 mystery illness patients patients in
the isolation wing exhibiting severe
limb necrosis fever muttering delirium
and signs of hyperphagia possible
infection tried to trade every
antiseptic
no not antiseptic that's my weakness
it's the no blood work back from the
research wing ask again dr. young was
bitten while I was treating one of the
patients we've disinfected the wound but
his fever won't go down
nothing works meanwhile the outpatient
wing is complete anarchy
the patients are delirious and growing
more violent by the minute we've called
in our off-duty staff it's all hands on
deck now we've got to contain this chaos
Wow what a very current types of things
being talked about so many doors I can
go through guys I'm gonna get lost okay
we'll just pick it off one by one okay
you're dead great Joker cosplay dude
who's knocking on what are you not gonna
heavens or wash your hands clean your
hands why is that person like weirdly
the wrong proportions it's terrifying
okay I need a code is this going to be
the code oh I think I know what happens
is the missing tape of dr. B his
research assistant took it one of my
patients saw Abbott removing something
from a locker in the nurse's station and
walk around walk toward the treatment
room I tried to sneak in and look during
the night shift
you just stay cool and keep doing your
job I don't care how important dr. B is
to the medical community that kind of
harassment is not okay
I promise I won't let them destroy the
evidence he's a pig and an [ __ ] and
will get his day in court
stay brave stay strong a friend or a
friend their second aim is friend and
the first name begins at 8:00 hi are you
guys here to see piggy in concert me too
now wait sir they are reloading don't
man please there's so many of yous okay
hit all three at once nice hit him too
late he'll never dance again that's for
sure cool all dead nice that feels good
ooh can I go through not sure I want you
right now not yet okay that's close at
least at the places are closed I know
that I can't go there
sorry I'm allergic to being obvious from
down there though alright let's just
cross the t's and dot the i's and put
the boom louts on them okay this is the
nurse's station right something should
be here something we can use god this
looks so [ __ ] cool I'm so busy trying
to get where I need to go I didn't even
realize how much blood was everywhere oh
my god this looks amazing there's a
journal September 29 we tried I swear to
God we did but there's nothing else to
be done the chaos is completely beyond
control victims are pouring in now dying
and spreading the infection faster than
we can reach them so we've given up
trying those of us who aren't infected
have barricaded ourselves in here we can
hear the cries for help outside the
screaming but none of us will go out
there because it would be the end of us
I can't believe we've abandoned our
patients it's the worst sin imaginable
for a nurse I can't stop shaking
I want to live I want to live we heard a
helicopter flying overhead and
immediately started crying and hugging
each other thinking a rescue team was on
the way but then the sound grew distant
and all we're left with now is the
moaning of the dead and the silent
screams in our hearts
we're all about to lose our minds open
her up in here dr. young Ariana Miranda
Dakota I'm so sorry I failed you
something's coming help me they have a
cave troll this is [ __ ] crazy though
so i barricaded themselves in here and
still got messed up so creepy
I need like key cards and stuff ID cards
are not to be taken off hospital grounds
under any circumstances as for our
security measures all employees must
store their ID card in their own
personal lockers before returning home
for the day
thank you the key to the locker room has
gone missing the last person to have it
may have dropped it somewhere in the
courtyard okay so I have to go down
there until it is recovered we will keep
a spare key here in the office please
stop by administration at the end of
your shift to borrow it I can't go we
all right so go to the Courtyard it's
like a puzzle
I like backwards engineering the whole
situation you just jump down I guess so
you went there was no hesitation at I
usually straight for it
yes nice oh yeah is that gonna stop my
recoil and my wobble and my shakes oh
that I have to court the other window to
get to the other section oh thank god
I thought I had to go back up or
something oh no he's just here
how do I get to that ah there's another
window up there my god so many places to
go this place is a [ __ ] maze in
because it helps people when they're
sick what was that those so
goofy-looking
is that a new enemy okay nice so we
should be able to get ID cards in here
right somewhere Oh jeepers your life
nope
John Ralph orthopedic doctor you're in
this
man a hospital is like oh fedora m'lady
husband's the last place you'd want to
be in a zombie apocalypse
I also need something for these Oh maybe
you can actually be Jill and walk around
this place if I can wake her back up Oh
what is it what is it what is it oh it's
some sort of weird boat face man suck
suck suck yeah oh god oh god oh god that
was not Jesus Christ that's nothing at
all what the people portrayed him as
first of all where's the sandals that
would be my first question that's a real
good identifier for who's Jesus Christ
where's the sandals alright so I'm going
in here to get something I don't want
any more of those things to show up I
also didn't get a cold yet let me
Oh Lord Oh Lord there's two of them in
there I do have a grenade though that's
just a flash grenade but a regular bang
you boy hi what okay
I didn't read you a whole lot to her she
attacked me I pressed the thing to dodge
and then she attacked me again anyway it
was a watch [ __ ] sometimes stay the
[ __ ] down and you too don't you get
enough again and nanami me goodie bits
nothing for that have any of you seen a
chord anywhere okay des locked that's
the room
now you clip this one oh nice look at
him hell yeah
did I got booth Saba Carlos [ __ ] and
[ __ ] you oh thank you
awesome
hell yeah make it progress making
progress making bacon progress make some
bacon day you put it in our progress
already what do I need to open up the
lockers lockpick but do I get it as
Carlos or a yield also still no code
stay the [ __ ] down
very cold in here that I just missed the
code so far have been pretty [ __ ]
obvious though it's like hey that door
out there that needed a code here's the
code so I can't imagine I missed one too
easily
oh oh [ __ ] hell
[ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell
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okay I need to heal and reload and
reload
hell yeah
Oh God he did it back Jesus Christ
okay sucks to get backed into a corner
against one of those oh Jesus okay where
was the other way I could jump out the
window is there can I get around to that
no I can't how do I get around to that
I don't want to know that is the area
before okay you've already turned around
every time I get attacked I forget where
I am we need to go back to back to where
we were initially let's go it this way
since I haven't gotten anything to
actually open up those lockers yet I'm
assuming I get to come back
they get the ID care to open up this
place and here though
oh gods is more of you oh god there's
there's a lot more of you have any bombs
nope bombs would be helpful so of course
I don't have oh my god
open the [ __ ] door okay it's a lot of
people to knock down but it's not a lot
of people dead which is a big problem
some of these a bags are gonna get back
home hey so many grenades and [ __ ] oh I
should've just come in here first okay I
don't need this anymore lost items told
employees we've been inundated with
reports of lost items if you find
something and it is unclear who it
belongs to do not take it home please
deposit it in the nurse's station safe
nine three so right left nine three nine
three
we're dead it's only a two thing
combination to old magazine that's a
decent upgrade although he always
[ __ ] run out of ammo anyway I know I
can have sixty four bullets in one one
go
all right I have the tape recorder an
hour to get to the other section who do
you think you're talking to
you'll never make it and changing waste
of a nursing okay I cut you off there
I'm sorry but you were seeing a lot of
nasty things I wasn't just gonna let
that happen and let that continue I love
how he just said his name outright Oh No
taro Bart's dead he's been shot Nikolay
banquet invitation dear dr. barbed it is
my pleasure to cordially invite you to a
banquet on September 10th at the Central
Hotel who will be exchanging viewpoints
in Raccoon Cities news special medical
zone attending will be Mayor Michael
Warren Chief of Police Brian Irons and
other distinguished members of our
community we'd be honored if you join us
hundred no Nate I'll be interesting the
bill for that new drug of yours in
mid-august bring the cash we've booked a
suite for the usual after-party you're a
brunette guy right I let irons out Oh
gross okay sometime have anything to
unlock doors with an email from
Nathaniel bard to Greg tester Greg I
know you're watching the news this virus
is going to devour the whole country the
dead will wash over Capitol Hill like a
tidal wave you're not safe however
you've always been a good friend to me
so I'd like to offer you a way out I
have in my possession one dose of a
vaccine for the virus the Holy Grail and
it's not for my family not for my ladies
on the side
no Greg I'm saving it for you I know
better than anyone that you're the
future of the United States but if you
want the goods Greg you have got to get
me the hell out of here now
without umbrella finding out lien on the
Pentagon for me I know you've got the
clout show dummy your tick-tock follower
account see if someone can get a rescue
team in here with you BCS involvement
you scratch my back I scratch yours eh
you suck my dick I suck yours which
would sound pretty chased after the
parties we've been to hurry my time is
running out Nate huh this is VRC chief
Daniel September 29 11 p.m. I am acutely
aware that my time's running out and I
hope and pray by making this recording
and bringing the truth to light that I
can restore some small shred of Honor to
my name all of her cruel city's
suffering began release of a biological
weapon known as the t-virus my employer
the umbrella corporation engineered this
virus and they ordered my team to
develop a vaccine which we did I keep
samples of this vaccine here in my
office the rest of it is stored
underground but those sons of [ __ ]
have no board
they want to destroy it they don't want
the world to know what they've done so
they're trying to erase all evidence
that the virus ever existed
now I'm not a fool I know they don't
want me to mmm you think make a like
came in and shot him I got Joey won't
walk and she trusted me anyway cuz
you're hot
hey that opened up the door though it's
a good job is it here brought over brain
there it is just sitting there
whoa what happened hang tight Jesus Oh
dr. barge you're not wrong
Oh God Oh that animation was [ __ ] bad
jeez I can't me just go right I don't
need to fight you but that's a pride
that I need just that I need to yeah
okay okay okay okay
I can I can [ __ ] do it too okay okay
would you like to continue in assisted
mode no [ __ ] off game you know what I
wasn't even gonna use this T I got it be
careful I be Karen would have a miracle
if I got there one piece
yeah that's what's up it's just cuz I
did it badly the first time doesn't mean
it you can't do it qu the second time I
am Carlos what's the second name I
didn't even I didn't learn it now my
hope is that if I do this stuff with
Jill it's not gonna cancel out
everything else in this area because I
literally have no way of opening these
things and I'm hoping it's because I
need to get Jill up and going and then
she'll use a lockpick or something
oh hi Oh God TEP creepy BV yeah yeah I
said it you're gonna be okay - oh that's
why we got a sticker that's what we have
an inventory thing on her I thought it
was just like hey Jill give me all your
guns
she's gonna turn a turn in to Thanos you
got purple blood now Jill
oh no did you get bitten on October 1st
Raccoon City will be completely
destroyed in a missile strike all
residents capable of rational thought
are urged to evacuate immediately this
is not a test I mean that's only a day
away there's still people in the city
damn you thing Uncle Sam gives a [ __ ]
[ __ ] here they come are you sick I got
this I got this I'm Carlos bro
sounds like there's a lot of clout there
all right well taro I got into this
episode here I know what you're thinking
you came all the way here and I'm just
gonna end it there
I'm sorry it's just gotta be the way
it's gotta be this got really intense it
also got a little frustrating there's
some sections Werth's cuz chills thing
is a Dodge but it doesn't dodged through
everything and then Carlos is this a
punch but it needs the full wind up to
be able to work so you get so used to
dodging that every time some times I
tried to dodge you away from the zombies
with him and I forgot that I was just
like ooh and then I got attacked anyway
luckily they just kind of drown you in
healing items and bullets and so funny
because they just wanted you to plow
through it like that's I mean it's just
keeping up the action elements of it
rather than being scary which is fine
but it's it was a little it was it was a
lot different to get used to playing a
different character and a different kind
of move set and skill set but overall
this hospital level was [ __ ] awesome
this whole section looked amazing it was
I mean the layout of it was confusing at
first but I love walking through the
halls and seeing the blood everywhere
and like I said some place like this is
such a horrible place to be when zombies
are going around and infections and
people reanimating from the dead because
hospitals are a prime location for that
[ __ ] to go down count down there Joe I'm
almost done but thank you guys for
watching this episode me and Tyrell
welter I was gonna sit there he always
shows up and then
stays in the room that he gets to and
then I go off and do the work so I'll do
that next time close a flight okay Julia
turnin okay but I got my eye on you