- (Kevin) Ancho chiles. - Aw!
- Oh, just scoop it in! (laughs) It just gets worse!
- Look at how extravagant this dish is,
and if I pass on it, I'm gonna feel so terrible.
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we wanna thank you guys
for coming in to our office,
because we're gonna be trying not to eat Office foods.
- Oh! - Wait, from The Office?
- Oh my God. - Like The Office, with like,
with Michael Scott?
- (FBE) Yes, we are not like grabbing food from our break room
or anything, this is foods from The Office, the show.
- That's like my favorite show. - Same, oh my gosh!
Are we gonna get Jell-O?
- (FBE) All of these foods were either
featured or inspired by moments in the show.
Since this is a Try Not To Eat Challenge,
if you make it through all of the rounds without eating,
there will be a reward Office food, but there is a punishment for losing!
For every food you eat, you'll have to take one bite
of our punishment food.
- (gasps) Oh no, okay.
- And you know the punishment's [bleep] way worse.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
Well, we'll see what happens.
- This is my Get Out of Punishment Free Card,
so I get to eat all the foods, including the reward.
So I'm hungry, so I want to use it.
Exchange this card to skip a future episode punishment
and take the reward instead.
- How do you get one of those?
- I won it when I did the Try Not To Get Scared.
- Oh, when you went to Horror Nights.
- I love The Office, love it, so great.
- (Michael) You got it?
- This is funny. - This looks so good in the show.
- (Michael) Fettuccine alfredo!
- Oh, I love fettuccine alfredo.
- (Michael) Time to carboload.
- Carboload. (laughs)
- That looks [bleep] good.
- I love fettuccine alfredo.
- Oh my God. It's in the container, too!
- (FBE) Yes, so we've got some fettuccine
to start this challenge off right,
as Michael says, it's time to carboload,
and this not from a restaurant,
this is still prepared by our gourmet chef.
- Gosh dang it! - Oh.
- What, this is torture. This is literally torture, okay?
- Does it count if I open it?
- (FBE) Please do. - Okay.
- Oh, it looks so good.
- (Ashby) I'm gonna go for it.
- You're gonna go for it? - I'm gonna go for it!
- It's worth it?
(buzzer rings)
I don't know what to do. I'm so conflicted.
- Oh my God, it is so good. - Stop!
(buzzer rings)
- Wow. - Oh my gosh.
- It's so good! - It's so good! (laughs)
- Ooh! - Yes, bitch!
- (laughs) This is, he just gets to eat!
- It was like...
- For every food you eat, you have to take a bite.
- Yeah. - Ugh, man.
I wish it was just like one punishment,
one and done, 'cause I would eat everything.
You know what I mean?
I don't want it. (Danny laughs)
I don't want this one.
- Ugh, am I gonna eat this? Are you gonna eat it?
I'm carb-loading for the marathon I'm not running tomorrow.
(buzzer rings) - I'm starving.
- Mmm, that's good stuff.
- I'm gonna pass on that one.
(sighs) Restraint.
- Oh [bleep] me! - Oh my God!
It smells so good.
It's nice, and like the right amount of creamy.
(buzzer rings) Oh my God!
It's so good.
This is worth whatever's coming my way.
Oh my God. - I'm gonna hold off.
I'm in it to win it this episode.
- Congrats to you.
- (FBE) You ready for us to spice it up a bit?
- Oh. - It's chili.
- Oh no. - It's the chili.
It's Kevin and chili.
Yay! (Ashby laughs)
- (Kevin) Some of my Kevin's Famous Chili.
- This has happened to me in real life,
by the way. - Has it really?
- (Kevin) Undercook the onions.
(both laugh)
- He's so close, yet so far!
- He's like right there. - Right there, oh!
- (Kevin) I'm up the night before. - (laughs) He's so...
- (Kevin) Dicing whole tomatoes.
- (laughs) And then the scooping of it.
- (Kevin) Ancho chiles.
- Oh, guy just gets... - Oh, just scoop it in!
It just gets worse! (laughs) - (Kevin) It's a recipe
passed down from Malones for generations.
(both laugh)
It's probably the thing I do best. - Oh [bleep] Kevin.
- You know what's crazy about that scene?
Is like, that was probably first take, one take,
'cause you can't [bleep] up the carpet
and have a huge stain.
- (FBE) While we've been able to keep ours off the ground,
we do think that Kevin would be proud
of his famous dish. (Ashby gasps)
- Oh, look at that goodness.
If these things weren't attached to one of my favorite shows,
this would be easier.
Kevin, this one's for you, buddy.
- I always like to see what he says about it first.
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm. I'm so happy right now.
Welcome to the failed group, it's the best!
(buzzer rings)
- (FBE) This is his exact recipe.
- Mmm. - I don't believe that.
- Yeah, it's smoky, it's good.
It is damn good chili.
- I like chunky. (buzzer rings)
No, no.
- That's really good.
Are you sure you don't want any?
- I think I'm sure.
I don't think you know. - It's so good,
that I wanna take a bite out of yours
so that they have to send it home with me too.
- (FBE) (laughs) And you have a cold.
- And I have a cold, so I know you guys can't use it.
Oh, I should've... Very good.
- I'm in it to win it. So I'm not gonna eat it.
- I lost already, but like I said, at this point I just,
I don't know, I wanna resist
and like make myself proud. I'm gonna pass on the chili.
I'm. (laughs) - No!
No, not today.
- Well how about we do the short tour,
and then I'll start dinner.
- Oh yeah. - Some of my favorite episodes.
- It's great.
- (Jan) No no, just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours.
Everything else is done.
- Oh no, I love osso buco.
- I love this episode so much. - It was so cringy.
- Three hours?
- (Jan) They often don't even start eating until midnight.
- (Michael) When in Rome.
(Sharon laughs)
- This is one of my, oh, this episode is so good.
When she throws... (laughs) Into the television.
- I just love how awkward Jim and Pam are.
Like okay, can I go now? - Yeah, yeah yeah.
They like represent all of us watching.
This is how it feels.
- (FBE) This dish that Jan serves in the Dinner Party From Hell episode
consists of delcious veal shank, white wine, vegetables, and broth.
- It's veal? - (FBE) Veal.
- Wow, you guys are spoiling us.
- I just hate he can just dig right in.
- Oh yeah. Ooh, oh, I didn't even have to cut it.
(buzzer rings)
I'm just a person that,
when's the next time you're gonna have veal?
- That's right! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
Mmm, delicious.
- I'm looking forward to watching her do the punishment.
- Ugh.
- Part of me like feels bad, because look at
how extravagant this dish is, and if I pass on it,
I'm gonna feel so terrible. Alright, what the Hell,
I'm gonna do it, okay. - Oh.
(buzzer rings) I can just tell Ashby's gonna like it.
- I actually like this because it does like...
- It just falls apart. - Fall apart.
- I've never had veal, and I don't want to.
- I can't eat that.
I won't eat veal.
- Mmm. - I'm good.
- (FBE) Really? - Yeah, I think I'll pass.
I love osso buco, but yeah, I think I'll pass.
- It, yeah, it looks really good though.
- (FBE) For your final challenge, we decided to kick things up a notch,
we're actually gonna be combining foods...
- Ooh!
- (FBE) From two of our favorite Office moments.
- Okay!
- (Michael) I enjoy having breakfast in bed.
I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.
- Same, it's so hard!
- (Michael) So most nights before I go to bed,
I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill.
- Yeah! - (Michael) Then I go to sleep.
When I wake up, I plug in the grill,
I go back to sleep again. - Genius.
- (Michael) Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.
It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day.
Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill
and it clamped down on my foot. That's it.
I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
(both laugh)
Look at that.
Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors!
- Oh no. - The George Foreman, again.
- (Ryan) Is it the same grill you grilled your foot in?
(both laugh)
- (Michael) Yes, but I got all the foot off of it.
- I got all the foot off of it. (laughs)
- (FBE) For our final tempting dish, we decided to combine
two out of the three things that Michael famously
cooked on his grill. - Is that bacon wrapped steak?
- (FBE) Just not the foot.
- Shut up! - It's bacon wrapped steak!
Yes! - (Kendelle) Shut up!
- (FBE) Instead, here's bacon wrapped steak.
(buzzer rings) - Oh!
This is the best one. This is the reward.
- Mm-hmm! - At least I think,
this is delicious! - Mm-hmm!
This is delicious. - Mm-hmm!
(both laugh)
- I took a big bite.
- And I already know that all of this meat is cruel,
so don't, you know, kill me in the comments, but...
(buzzer rings)
That's some good [bleep] right there.
- What's the sauce? - I've never had bacon steak.
Like this. It does not suck.
At all.
God damn it, that's good.
- I made my decision.
- And this point, you're gonna go for the...
- Yeah. - Good stuff.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go for it.
I've been craving bacon lately.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm.
Mmm. - Aw.
- Bomb. - Damn.
- That sauce, actually is so good, too.
- Damn. - Oh my God.
Yeah, this is good.
- I had steak yesterday. (Kennedy laughs)
So I'm gonna say no.
- Alright, here we go. (buzzer rings)
Mmm. - Is it good?
- Mm-hmm. (Chelsea laughs)
I can't get over this sauce.
It is so good.
- I don't know, it's just like does it seem worth it?
And then the mustard, I'm pretty sure
that's be more of a punishment, for me, anyways.
- I hope all this was worth it.
(both laugh)
- (FBE) Congratulations, you have made it
through all of the rounds of food without eating any of them.
Are you ready to see what you've won?
- Yeah, please tell me it's good.
- (Pam) Once a year, they bring in a little cart,
and they give away free pretzels. - (gasps) Yes!
- (Pam) It's really not a big deal.
- Oh, pretzel! Pretzel Day!
- (Pam) For some people it is.
- Oh. - Yes!
- (Michael) Please tell me you have a sweet pretzel left.
- (man) We do. - (Michael) Thank God.
- (man) And we have 18 different toppings.
We have sweet glaze, cinnimon sugar...
- Oh!
- (man) Fudge, M&M's, caramel dip, mint chip...
- They're so happy about the pretzels.
- (man) Toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos...
- Such a good actor, it's insane.
(both laugh)
- (Michael) Is there any way that you could do all?
All of them? - (man) The works, you got it.
- Can you just get 'em all? - This is great.
- (Michael) Thank you.
- We probably could have had any pretzel we wanted.
- Oh no! - Any pretzel!
My heart is broken today.
- I am so depressed right now.
- (FBE) With our gourmet prepared dessert pretzel,
here are all the toppings and fixin's you could possibly
ever want in a Pretzel Day pretzel.
- Wow. - Nice.
- I'm gonna be making this. - We can do it.
- (Danny) I'm gonna... - (Kendelle) While he makes it.
- I am particular. We might go over time.
(Sharon laughs)
- My mouth is like glomped shut.
- Mm-hmm, so, this is so good.
It's working really well into my new diet.
- I still feel like a winner.
I mean, I don't know what the punishment is yet,
so I feel like I can't speak too soon.
- (Michael) Judges in session, what is the problem here?
- (Dwight) They put my stuff in Jell-O again.
- Jell-O, okay, okay. - Okay.
What's in the Jell-O?
- (Dwight) That's real professional, thanks, this is the third time.
- I hate Jell-O!
- (Michael) What is that? - (Dwight) That's my stapler!
- (Michael) No no no no, do not take it out.
You have to eat it out of there.
- (Dwight) I do own property.
My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm.
- Oh, yeah, oh beet Jell-O? - Together.
- Oh my God, am I eating beet Jell-O?
- (Dwight) Stores and restaurants.
- Someone's clever.
- (Dwight) Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
- Oh my gosh, it's beet Jell-O.
It's beet Jell-O!
What the heck? - No! (laughs)
- Oh my gosh, no! - Oh no!
- I feel like it's gonna be gross,
'cause of the Jell-O,
but I don't know, we'll see. I'm nervous.
- (FBE) So, as you've probably predicted,
we have your beet flavored Jell-O.
- Oh, that looks like heart.
Like it just looks like a pure heart in there.
- (FBE) Yeah. - Oh, I love the mug!
- (FBE) But if you'll note, when Jim gives Dwight his Jell-O,
he doesn't really give him any utensils to eat it with, so...
- No!
- (FBE) When we say you have to take two bites and four bites of Jell-O,
you're gonna have to eat it the way that Dwight did.
- Oh! (laughs)
Alright, here we go.
Ugh, oh.
- Too weird. Go for it, just go for it.
(Ashby moans)
(both laugh)
- Ew, look at that, okay.
- Looks delicious.
- I have such mixed feelings about this.
- Get that, mm-hmm! - Shh!
- Is it bad? Oh, nice.
Oh. - Oh no! (laughs)
- My man, mm-mm.
- (gasps) This should be illegal.
- I might throw up.
- Oh, mm-mm.
- That noise, are you [bleep] kidding me?
- Ugh, this grosses me out.
I don't hate it.
You know what it is?
It tastes a little bit like candied beets.
This is why I didn't wanna eat it,
with my hands, because beets stain the [bleep] out of everything,
you a-holes!
(Danny laughs) (Kendelle slurps)
- Oh I didn't, the sound effect is what'd get me.
It sucks though, because I am that person that's like
you want an M&M? She can't have an M&M.
(Kendelle smacks lips)
- (laughs) Disgusting. (Danny laughs)
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