- Welcome to this month's Fails and Bails Special,
where we've been looking through the archives
and we've found some of your greatest terrible moments.
You've been crashing in trees, berms, logs,
rocks, people, and most of the time, just the earth.
So let's get started with our first contestant.
(logo crackles)
What's that, oh!
Jesus, what was that?
That was Trayton, was.
Broke his wrist doing that.
And the sound barrier as he fell from the moon.
(cyclist yells)
(laughs) Listen to that, listen to it again.
(cyclist yells)
(laughs) One more time.
(cyclist yells) Trayton from space!
He sounds like a spaceman actually, doesn't he?
(cyclist yells) Trayton, from space!
Trayton, thanks for sending it in, loved it.
This is Simon in Bavaria, but he has warned me,
this one has got a very nasty ending.
Tuck!
Zoom in on it, zoom in on it!
I mean look at that!
Oof, man he lands like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle,
right on his back, straight out of shot!
That's well nasty!
Oh my God!
Oof, oh nasty!
Let's move on.
This is Harry at Secret Trails trying some 360s.
Go on, son!
Nearly.
Close!
No, yeah, go on!
Landed it, let's see it again.
(bell rings)
Let's get ready to rumble!
Connor from Woolbridge, taking on his opponent
the suicide no-hander, and he's down!
One!
Two!
Three! (bell rings)
He's out, you are out!
Out!
Let's have a second look
at how all that happened for Connor.
Look at him.
Oh man, out cold.
Dude, I really do feel for you.
Oh man, there's nothing worse than getting smacked out.
Man, healing vibes.
- [Narrator] Third attempt, oh, he's off.
Oh my God!
- Garrett!
Why did he do that?
Oh my God!
I mean, I'm presuming there wasn't a fourth attempt
because Garrett looks like he absolutely
stoved himself into the dust,
but fair play, dude, good try.
Good try, it's one of the best so far.
- [Narrator] Third attempt, oh, he's off.
Oh my God!
- Yep, this is Garrett in Bishop, California
As you can hear, he tried it twice.
He went for that third go hoping he'd be lucky,
and he was down.
Oh my God, I hope you're okay, man,
but it sounds like you got some good friends with you.
Carry him back to the car.
Next up, David.
Huge jump, he's going over!
Oh!
(upbeat music)
Did you see that tree?
Up close and personal with the woodwork, nice!
(tree branches rustling) Boom!
Yeah that was in Wollongong,
David having a nice time hitting
one of those famous Wollongong trees,
right in the smacker.
Ouch!
Right, who we got next?
This is Reese in Hertfordshire and you know what?
I'm going to let Reese do all the talking on this one
- [Camera Man] Oh!
- (screaming) My ballsack!
That's why you wear helmets, kids!
(screaming)
- You're all right, you're all right.
- Oh, my ballsack.
- Got to take my helmet off, please.
- (laughs) Oh man, oh Reese.
I bet you never spoke the same, did you?
(screaming)
Oh, me ballsack!
(cameraman laughs)
Oh what was it?
- My ballsack! - No, I didn't get you, go on.
- (screaming) My ballsack!
- Your what?
- My ballsack!
- All right, okay, now just do Mariah Carey for me
(screaming)
- [Cameraman] You're all right, you're all right.
- This Fuod in Sukabumi, in West Java, Indonesia.
Here he comes going on super slow-mo.
Oh, oh, oh, stop it there.
Look at that, freeze frame.
(upbeat music)
The hands are already off.
The head's going in
This is going to go crazy.
Hold tight, people.
Oh man, oh!
Oh my God!
That is nasty.
Freeze frame.
Look at their faces.
Those kids have seen something they'll never forget!
Oh my God!
Man, lets roll it again.
(upbeat music)
♪ Standing waiting by the field ♪
- I mean, man, I really feel for you
because you coming in, it's not a big drop,
but you've just let the back end kick you over the bars
and there's nothing you can do by that point.
It's all over.
You just got to hold tight, and thankfully you got out okay.
But you know what?
You could've snapped your head clean off on that one.
That's nasty, nasty crash!
Ouch.
Here comes Mohammed Harif bursting out of the trees.
Freeze it there, what happened next?
Well, you can see it's going wrong.
But does he hit a tree?
Does he complete a full front flip?
Roll camera.
Nah man, just buckles on the landing and goes down.
But look at the speed he's carrying,
Even though it's in slo-mo, you can see he's moving.
Oh man, that sucks!
I've been there, I know how that feels.
It does not feel good.
Come over the top there,
compression's just taking you off the bike
and you're basically a passenger.
Oh, Harif.
Nightmare.
Here comes Gilbert!
Oh man!
Ooh, he went down big time!
Look at this, big slow-mo.
Buckaroo!
He's going in face first
Oh my goodness, mate.
That is a huge crash.
Gilbert, I feel for you.
Let's run it through one more time in all its glory.
Here he comes.
Buck.
It's all over from that point.
Oh man, that sucks.
Feel for you.
I tell you what though, great looking track.
Next up, we've got Michelle here in Kansas
showing us a logroll, and she's down.
It's all right, though, help's to hand.
Here comes Andy, Percy, and Jenny in there
checking her out, she's all right, she's all right.
She's in one piece.
How does her butt smell?
Pretty good, everything's fine.
Hey Percy, Andy, get away from her!
They're off, she's all right.
Come on, Michelle, get up!
Get up!
Pull yourself together.
Parking lot action now from Todd.
He's missed the tree, he's missed the rock,
oh, failed on the last one.
Oh man, have you ever gone down so hard
that you lost a glove?
Look at it, he's lost a glove.
That's a big crash when you've lost a glove,
I'm telling you.
Miss the tree!
Oh, he's hit the rock.
Every time I watch it he hits that rock.
He never goes round it.
Just go around it.
Don't need to go over it.
Go around the rock.
Well, we have had some amazing fails and bails this month,
as we do every month.
You're always sending them in
to The Dirt Shed Show and we love seeing them.
And this week, as you can see,
we'd had some absolute crackers.
But I've got to pick a winner, okay,
and the winner this week, we're going to give,
month, and we're going to give a race top and race pants,
so it's a full set of kit, it's a great prize.
Leo, you got any favorites?
The screaming was good, the screaming was good.
I think Reese.
Reese has to get it just because, I mean,
let's just hear his Beyonce one more time.
It's not Beyonce, is it?
It's Mariah Carey.
Let's hear his Mariah Carey one more time.
(screaming)
- [Cameraman] You're all right, you're all right.
- (laughs) You are a winner, Reese, I love that.
Obviously, fails and bails are a big part of riding.
We're glad you're all staying safe.
Wear your helmet.
If you do have a crash and you keep all in one piece,
send it into our upload and we'd love to see it
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Take care!