- I don't need my tinted moisturizer.
I'm not as in shape as I once thought.
You're not gonna die if you fall in,
by the way. (laughs)
(upbeat music)
(laughter)
- [Penn] Okay! It's the day before
Kim's first ever camping trip!
Woo! - Yeah!
This is Katy,
This is Scott,
and this is all of our stuff.
- [Scott] And this is Ariat
- And we're gonna fit this into one backpack.
Should I bring m y tinted moisturizer?
(laughs)
- [Katy] No!
Oh, Katy just told Kim, I wanna just take this back here,
Katy just told Kim that no one ever brings
deodorant or toothpaste.
- Well, baking soda for toothpaste.
- No deodorant, but what's the problem with deodorant?
- Bears smell you.
- [Penn] Scott over there, by the way, every kid who
needs a dad or mom who's the Alpha,
that's our Alpha right there.
You're micro-managing my bag, Dad!
What happened?
- No, no.
- [Penn] You just took stuff out of my bag!
- This, no, this is no good. This is no good.
- [Penn] Scott is so in it to win it.
(laughing)
- [Penn] So you cut that off yourself?
- Maybe. Maybe to save weight.
- [Penn] Okay guys, I'm so excited.
We're gonna check back in again tomorrow morning.
Kim, it's gonna be okay. Put all of those away.
- I don't need my tinted moisturizer and my -
- [Penn] There's no packing space.
- No! Honey! This is my toiletry bag.
- [Kim] Ranger Penn!
- Yeah, here it is. Into the wilderness.
I think it weighs a little more than
I thought it was going to.
- [Kim] (laughing) Whoa! This is extreme.
Now is the only time it's appropriate for
you to wear your cargo pants.
- Is that right?
So, we are heading into the woods.
- I think we're officially past the last toilet.
- [Penn Charles] Hi!
- Yes, we're past the last toilet.
We're going backpacking for the very first time.
It only took about a week and a half to pack for it.
- We're in Colorado!
- What!?
- So, in the Rocky Mountains or whatever it's called.
- We're about to go up into these beautiful mountains.
Yeah, but first I have to pee and
I don't know how to do that.
- [Scott] These need to come closer together maybe.
[Kim] - How are we doing, Lola?
Yeah.
- Okay my backpack is on. Mommy's backpack is on.
Heavier than expected?
A little heavier than expected.
- Tinted moisturizer weighs a lot!
- Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't have brought that
portable audio studio.
Everybody say "Cheese"!
[Everybody] Cheese!
This is a fun little challenging first hill.
- [Kim] Doin' good?
- [Penn] Lola just lost the jacket. That was very smart.
Whoa! Look at that awesome little overpass there.
Major!
We're about halfway there.
This little man is carrying about his weight in stuff.
He's crushing it.
Daddy is tired!
- It's straight up. With a heavy backpack, so,
I'm not as in shape as I once thought.
How you doin', Daddy?
- I mean, I was all - I'm okay with this big, heavy pack.
It's getting heavy.
- [Kim] Yeah, you got it.
Okay, buddy, you can do it!
- There's not flipping way!
- [Kim] You're not gonna die if you fall in, by the way.
(laughing)
Yay!
- Ninja Warrior!
Our first literal obstacle we have encountered is the
world's shallowest stream.
And it has taken out our entire group.
- We can't do it
- [Penn] You guys, we're two-tenths of a mile away and
it's straight up.
- Really!? No!
- [Penn] Yes! I'm so proud of what you've done so far.
- Two-tenths?!
- [Penn] You know how you're gonna feel when
you get to the top?
- No! Why!
- I think I'm gonna want a glass of wine.
- [Penn] And you can have one.
This is insanely steep.
They're making us earn it!
Last hundred yards are straight up!
- [Penn] Lola, I am so proud of you I'm gonna throw up.
You have the heaviest backpack of the kids and
you're gonna make it. Say hi!
This is awesome!
- Water!
- [Kim] Oh my gosh! Be careful, don't run.
- We're there!
- [Penn] We made it, Mommy!
- We made it!
- [Penn] Oh my gosh, look at this!
- Whoa!
- Yes! Now we gotta find a place to set up a tent.
Look at this place!
- [Kim] This is something out of a Ariat Catalog.
- Yeah.
- [Kim] What are you doing, Lola?
- I'm getting the hammock set. Wee!
- So, the most important thing here is the wine and
the wine, my friend -
- We gotta keep it cool, right here, in the lake.
- Yeah, so it came out of a big box of wine.
This is more important than setting up a tent.
- [Kim] Oh my gosh! This is so pretty!
- We did it!
- [Kim] When's the last time you set up a tent, honey?
- Fourteen.
- [Kim] You were fourteen. Okay.
- [Scott] That's the wrong part.
Yeah, that's the wrong part.
I was wondering about that.
- [Katy] Thanks, Ranger Rick!
(laughing)
- [Katy] Ranger Rick!
- This is my friend, Rick.
(laughing)
- He's already told me five different ways to
go to jail or get fined for besmirching nature.
So, we're very excited
- [Kim] (laughing) His name is...
- His name is Rick.
- [Kim] Yeah, get over to the edge because
aren't they going here?
- I clearly am -- it's gonna fit great with
four people in here, right?
- [Kim] Yeah, it's a 4-person tent.
- [Scott] Is it a one-man-Penn tent?
- I could take up this whole tent.
- [Kim] Four people or 1 Penn.
- [Penn] Rick here is assembling the exoskeleton.
(laughter)
- [Kim] Oh, wow!
- So, this is what's called the cross-point.
- Langrell. Langrell.
- [Kim] You have no idea what you're talking about.
I have a little time lapse set up.
- You guys! Mommy! Honey, I'm home! The tent!
- [Kim] Oh my gosh!
- Right?!
You thought that was gonna take longer.
- [Kim] This is camping 101 here. Now, take that.
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh wow!
- [Katy] (laughing) It's a lot. That's yours Kim.
- [Kim] That's a lot! It's kind of foamy.
Cheers!
- Cheers
- [Penn Charles] Mom, guys! We're about to take a picture.
- [Kim] Sorry, I'm just about to drink my delicious wine.
My camp wine.
- [Kim] What happened there, Holderness?
- I caught a tree.
- [Kim] You caught a tree.
No pressure, Lola, but you gotta catch our dinner.
You got it, Lola.
Lola has redeemed the Holdernesses!
- [Penn] Keep it in the water!
- You did it! It's so cute!
Catch and release.
- Lola, I caught the fish and I brought it up and
it laid eggs and it swam away.
- [Kim] Okay, good recap, honey.
- She had a perfect cast and she set it perfectly.
I've gone fly fishing 4 times in my life and
I've never caught a fish and
my daughter just caught a fish.
- [Kim] She's eleven.
- I know that, honey.
(laughing)
- [Kim] This is our kitchen.
- [Scott] This is our kitchen.
Do you like what we've done with it?
- [Kim] Yep. The granite looks amazing.
Re-fried macaroni and cheese.
You can have your beige food no matter where we go.
Let me see.
Oh my gosh, and then you just add water.
This is our little stove. Oh, you pour it in there!
- [Scott] Yep, it's super easy.
- [Kim] That way you don't have to clean the pot.
- [Scott] Correct!
- [Kim] That is so beige and orange,
my kids are gonna love it.
Hi guys.
- Hi. I'm looking at the view.
I'm looking at your head.
- [Penn] (laughing)
- You're big head.
- Okay, you're also horrible at holding still.
(laughing)
- [Kim] Hey buddy!
- Wasn't daddy coming in?
- [Kim] Yes, he's coming in too.
So, get in. Hold on though, scoot down.
- I can't.
- [Kim] Yeah, you can.
- I'm on the wall.
- [Kim] No, no, no, go, scoot down.
So, we're all gonna sleep in this one tent together.
- We did it, buddy
- Not really.
- We slept in the woods.
- No, we didn't sleep. We were in the woods.
- I'm very relaxed and now terrified that
I might actually need to have a bowel movement soon.
(laughter)
- And I was hoping to just hold it for
the two and a half days we're here.
(suspenseful music)
- [Narrator] Does Kim actually poop in the woods?
Find out on the next episode of the Holderness!
Ew.