- Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
- Snooze!
Maccas!
- Ah! Oh my God!
- All day breakfast wasn't a thing a few years ago.
You, young people.
- Oh! (low buzzing tone)
- I'm loving it. (clicks tongue)
(laughs loudly)
(upbeat music)
- Today we are trying each other's...
- McDonald's orders, a.k.a Maccas.
- What?
I'm eating Maccas for what?
I ain't getting paid.
We love it.
- I love Maccas because it's like incredibly delicious.
Obviously cheap.
(money counter chings) You know.
I think that's why a lot of us go to Macca's
'cause they've got cheap, good food.
- And the best thing,
it's like a good friend.
It's consistent.
And we love consistency.
- I like it at very specific points of my life.
E.g. when I'm drunk or hung over.
- "Mom, can we get nuggets?"
And mom's like, "We've got food at home."
And you just know that the food at home
is not gonna compare
to your Macca's order.
And today we're gonna find out what that order
is for everyone.
- My order is the best because there's no boring bits.
My Macca's order is some nuggets.
One of the best things ever tried ever in the world.
A Coke and some chips.
Beautiful.
- This is a fun, little colorful plate, isn't it?
- Chicken nuggets, chips,
sweet and sour sauce and a Coke.
- I mean-
10.
Next.
- We know nugs rule.
Oh, just would you look at that?
Like, you know, it's not chicken,
but you know it's a chicken nugget from Macca's.
You know what I mean?
- This might be the second time in my life
I've had chicken McNuggets.
I think I've had them once at like a kid's birthday
when I was like eight.
I can't get this.
- This is always super hard to open, right?
(groans)
- If you don't get sweet and sour sauce with your nuggets,
there's something wrong with you.
- Nuggets are great and so are fries.
But you kind of like fuse them together
and dip them in your (mimics dipping sound).
And then, couple mouthful.
(lighthearted music) (moans satisfactorily)
Stunning!
- Stunning.
(lighthearted music continues)
(screeching sound)
- Chicken just shouldn't be like that.
Cover it up with the sauce.
It's not bad.
- And then,
wash it down with some Coke.
(sipping sound)
- Now, surprise, surprise, I don't like Coke.
But maybe with Macca's, I will.
I'm the worst person doing this video.
(laughs)
Oh, it's not bad. (sips drink)
- Have some chippies.
You got to dip them in the sauce too.
(lighthearted violin music)
It's classic.
It's not really too adventurous, but I do love it.
So I'm gonna give this an eight out of 10.
- Yeah, this is a 10.
- It's a good late night snack.
(grunts)
This gets a six.
My order is the best
because we all know hash browns
are the king of McDonald's.
So my order is hash browns
of varying quantities.
Could be one,
could be 12, could be five.
Depends on the emotions and feelings.
(mimics munching on food)
They're a one hand delight.
- When I found out that this was Zeta's order,
I was kinda like, "You're just being a little silly.
You just tryna have a little laugh."
But no, she assured me
that this is what she actually gets.
- Apparently she gets more than one.
But we've just got one now.
As an entire meal of hash browns,
it's actually a smart idea.
I think that's pretty good.
- And you know what?
It's kind of a mood.
- And we've gotta remember
where we've come from, and our privilege of-
All day breakfast wasn't a thing a few years ago.
You young, people.
- And when it became available all day,
you just suddenly go,
"Oh my God, I need, like 18 of them."
- If someone gave me a bag full of hash browns,
I'd say, "Thank you."
I'd tell them I love them.
I'd get down on one knee.
I'd do a lot of other things.
We can't talk about them right now.
So let's eat.
(upbeat drum music)
- Oh my God.
(moans happily)
The crunch!
I think my top Macca's food item
is like hash brown then nuggets, I'd say.
This is genuinely just amazing.
Like, it's just really incredible.
- If you go to Macca's,
you could have so much more variety, you know?
Like you could still get your hash brown fix
but then also have like a cheeseburger
or like a quarter pounder or like a McChicken, like.
There's no drink?
Like, you just are eating potatoes.
(upbeat trumpet tone)
- I mean, Zeta, I need some form of liquid for my mouth,
but also I'd be happy with water
if I was ordering 12 hash browns.
- Any situation, a hash brown will resolve it.
A snack, meal, brunch, drunk, whatever.
So, I'm gonna give it a nine.
- That's a 10.
Straight 10 out here.
- A six out of 10.
It's good.
But there's just so much more that could be done.
Okay, so my Macca's order is a big Mac meal.
Now the big Mac itself has a steamed bun
and no middle bun.
We add Fanta for the drink,
sweet and sour sauce to have with the chips
and an apple pie for dessert.
Yum yum.
- I actually like how they have the burgers
drawn on the boxes.
I'm more attracted to the packaging
(laughs)
than the insides.
- The steamed burger has got me really intrigued.
Fanta for the drink though?
- I've never been a big, big Mac person.
And it's a big burger and I felt like, you know,
it's such a big burger.
And it was like too big for me.
And I was like, I just like to have the nuggets.
So,
yeah.
This looks like a non-offensive Macca's order.
- Oh, and it doesn't have a middle bun
which I'm so here for.
- I kinda get that
because bread is like the worst element of this
and you get more of the good stuff.
- Bone apple teeth.
(upbeat music)
- (muffled voice) That's good.
- They have a distinct, like, Macca's taste.
Yeah, this is great.
It's a good burger.
- I'm good without the middle slice of bread.
Otherwise, it's too much bread.
And something about the steamed bun,
that's really good.
(shakes drink)
- I actually think I like Fanta.
(lighthearted ominous music)
Yeah, I do 'cause I like orange.
(moans happily)
- Oh, Fanta's so good.
So sweet.
- Mmmh, anyone who's been to a dentist
and had that like (makes cracking sound)
thing insert into your teeth
and like the orange fluoride,
I just can't shake that.
And that's what Fanta tastes like to me.
- Chips with sweet and sour sauce.
I already know this is gonna be amazing.
I think sweet sour sauce can go
on almost any food
and will make it better. You could put on an ice cream
and I still taste, it will make it better.
- I've never had an apple pie from Macca's.
(upbeat trumpet music)
- It just smells like Christmas.
- As a kid, it was like too healthy for me,
apple pies,
'cause I felt like apple.
And I was like,
I'd rather like chocolate or like nuggets
or chippies or something, you know, not apple pie.
Sounds like kind of like too, too lame.
- Oh, it's like deep fried.
(intrigue)
(moans happily)
(reacts happily)
I like that.
(light music)
- Pretty good.
It's a good apple pie.
- A nine for me.
(exhales sharply)
- It's just, like, there are better things.
So that's why I would probably give this a six.
I do think it's good.
It's a high bar at Macca's, you know.
- Actually, this one gets a nine.
Because it's delicious.
You've made modifications
that have really improved the meal.
Would get this again.
And that's big coming from me.
- So, nine times out of 10,
I'll get Macca's when I'm on the road
and here is my order.
I get a frozen Coke, large of course,
and a chicken and cheese.
It is like the perfect thing
to cool you down and fill you up.
- Chicken and cheese!
Okay, firstly, I didn't know
that chicken and cheese was a thing.
- I like the convenience of this meal.
(mimics munching food)
One hand.
Can still party with the other hand.
But I don't like chicken and cheese as a flavor combination.
I'm gonna get so many people on this video
being like, "She doesn't like Macca's, blah blah blah."
- So I'm pretty excited to try this one
because I like-
(music stops dramatically)
Is that it?
That's beef.
(laughs)
- [Producer] Is there another one?
(upbeat slow music)
- I love this as a concept
because the cheese in the Macca's burger
is just so essential.
I didn't know you could get cheese
with chicken.
It does look a little like sad and plain though.
- It's really, really just chicken and cheese.
(laughs)
- What is going on here?
What's going on?
This is it.
- It looks really weird
and not like a, like a natural food.
(chuckles)
(upbeat music)
- That is good.
- And it's chickenny.
So this is basically like a little small little McChicken.
Oh, I love that.
(exclaims happily)
- Not terrible.
- And now the frozen Coke.
(sips drink) (exclaims intriguingly)
(exclaims intriguingly)
(coughs then screams)
- This is not what I would choose.
(light music plays)
(bubbles mouth disturbingly)
I just feel like this
could have been so much better with some chips.
Just like, this is it, guys.
Can we just,
can you just understand that this is it.
- All right, this is actually really hard
'cause there's so many factors
going into the decision-making of this
because, like I dunno, there's just a lot of factors.
(ominous music intensifies)
- For convenience and taste and defying expectations,
this gets (chime effect).
Controversial, but I did it.
I went there, I said it.
- I'll give it a (chime effect).
- I reckon (chime effect).
That's what I'm going. I'm going to go for first (bleep).
I would like a little,
a few chippies with this on the side, you know?
And then I would just be good.
- I 100% still think my Macca's order is the best
after trying everyone else's.
- There's no weak links.
There's nothing that,
there's nothing you can point out in my order
that you can go, "Oh, that wasn't that good."
You know what I mean?
- Drive your car.
Do things,
go between lunch, get my order.
Chef's kiss.
We love.
- I think my meal is absolutely not a contender for the win
because it's not really a meal, is it?
But we all know that hash browns are king, so.
- I just wanna say to everyone, you're welcome.
The hearing about the no middle bun hack on the big Mac.
Because it's the best.
(fast-paced ominous music)
(dinging sounds)
(crowd cheering)
(laughs happily)
- What!
(continues to laugh)
- [Producer] Zeta is the winner.
(laughs)
(all laugh)
- What!
- Yeah. Hash browns, huh?
- Well deserved.
And I'm not,
I'm not sad about that, being in first.
Just take something great
and just have 10 of them.
Like what's wrong with that?
- No, no, no, no, no.
(Zeta laughs)
Well, you know what?
We gotta give the bad food opinion
have a, like, one win at least.
So, you know, we'll just give it to her.
(claps)
- What! (laughs)
- Let us know what your orders are in the comments below
because there's so much food we missed.
See you at part two.
Biatch!
(clicks tongue)
(upbeat music plays)