*Highfive* (Jack) Top of the mornin' to you laddies,
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to Afterlife: The Game!
Do you remember I played a flash game
like a cartoon-y kinda game that was called Life: The Game
and it was really really funny and I really liked it and there was a lot of outcomes
for different things
so this is the sequel to it.
This- so Afterlife: The Game
I have no idea I just remember people telling me that because I played the first one
to play this one so let's get in!
*music* (Jack) Oh that's loud!
Fly?! "Hold"
H- ohh, *happily* I'm Flappy Ghost!
Awww, cuteness- oh god the fucking trees are going to kill me
"During your first few seconds of freedom as a ghost
"you managed to get yourself permanently stuck in a random obstacle
"You are now destined to spend eternity contemplating all your poor
life decisions that brought you here."
(Jack) I didn't fucking know did I?!
I'm just a ghost
It says "Hold" to fly but I can't just hold it I keep- you fucking-
I will do you!
I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, It's annoying that the mouse is on screen all the time-
go away mouse no one likes you.
Okay we have to get under this get un- get-get-get-goh get oh get
just get! Get on uppa I get on down come on end already end
I don't want to keep doing this- YES breaking through to the other side, the afterlife!
Did I make it, am I alive?
Is that an ET reference?
Clean your, WHAT THE FUCKING JESUS
What's going on?!
What do I have to do?
"Special Porn"?
Delete
"More Porn" WHY AM I DELETING IT?
"My Little Pony"? Oh god no
"Interracial man contemplates a banana" *Markiplier reference*
Oh- OH! How- how do I clear? Clear, clear
Oh god I have to clear everything in that amount of time?
"Pewdieplier" *laughs*
"Irish master sits while talking about fans" *laughs* awesome
"After your death your computer was given to your youngest grandchild Timmy.
"When he first opened it he saw stuff that scarred him for life.
"He now resides in a mental hospital and crafts cute little stickers from post-it notes."
*laughs*
Ookay, delete all of you, nice. "Interracial man" "proper way" "TINY box"
"BESSIE" "Gamegrumps" "Silly banana Septiplier" "Pewdieplier" *laughs* "MARKIPLIER LOVES YOU Huniepop"
*laughs*
*laughing* Niice *laughter continutes*
That's awesome, "DRAG"
Oh I'm protecting her! Ahh, ahh! Fuck!
"You failed to protect your wife from danger. Now you're not so lonely anymore."
I can just continue from that?
Okay, no I want to protect her this time, protect her properly, here we go.
There's an axe coming at her! No! Fuck it!
How do I protect my lovely from all the poos?
Ugh, get away poops! Get away, not today! My-My lady will not be killed by poops and flying swords!
Who's even throwing this shit at her?
Did someone literally just throw a hedgehog at her?
What am I doing? Oh god umm
Uh, er revenge, "drag" what am I doing!?
Oh, I'm scaring him, *terrible ghost noises*
I am a ghost, oooOOO
Get scared, Alan you little bitch
Your- your name is an anagram of anal
"Play" "Click" Hey it's me!
There's a Jacksepticeye icon in the backround, awesome.
*realizes* Oh wait that actually is me, green hair! *laughs* (jumpscare coming up)
*jumpscare* FUCKING JESUS CHRIST!
Ohh NOO!
No NO, you're not allowed to do that!
ASSHOLE, okay I kinda liked it
click click click click click click click click click click click click click
*jumpscare on screen*
Ohh, it scares me there and not actually- oh, okay
Make 'em what? *laughs*
I-I didn't actually know I was in this game, that's awesome!
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Jack.
I bet you're expecting to hear a joke about ghosts, right
That's the spirit *laughs*
Nice! Oh, god, I'm knocking shit over in my room *laughs*
Make 'em laugh!
A pool table
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs. *laughs*
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko de mayo.
It was Cinco de Mayo recently, actually.
Which bees produce milk? Bumble bees, your mom, boo-bees! *laughs*
What do you call a sheep with no leg? Legs! A cloud.
Yaaay, I got the trophy for most funniest!
*funky dance music*
Yeeah, party! Fuck!
I had- man, you can't throw music at me like that and not expect me to dance!
Once Jackaboy hears music, the arms go in the air and we have fucking shindigs. Yes!
I'm so glad this game is really Irish
Woah, you failed to party hard? That's okay, these underground shindigs go on for a lifetime.
Okay
huh, buh buh buh buh buh buh
Yeeeeeeeeeeah!
Fuckin' party baby!
DUBSTEP GHOST! ... Also known as ghost step!
Ohhhh, rockin' it!
Killin' it!
This is actually kinda fun
Don't fuck it up now, I don't wanna have to redo the entire fuckin' thing
You can just keep clickin'!
You don't have to actually click them on the right time
My legs are actually getting tired dancing like this
D-d-does this literally go on for a lifetime? Were you not lying?
Do I have to fail this?
Yes, best night ever!
Oh god championship. What the fuck is going on?
Oh, beer pong.
Huah!
Ohhhh! What?!
Son of a diddly!
You're not allowed t'do that!
Are you fucking serious? Oh, good shot.
What a dicklord! Let's see if I can do it
Ohhhh! I fuckin' did it, yes
Noooo, he's gonna win!
I don't want him to win
I just have to get it in, in two more
Okay, liiiike this. Go, GO!
YEEEAH, I'm the ghost beer pong champion!
Huah!
Go in, go in, stay in, stay in the fuckin' thing- goddammit, man, I hate this.
That's what I have to do, that's what I-
"You thought betting against the devil was a good idea, didn't ya?"
"Well, not only that, you lost all respect due to your laughable beer pong skills"
"now you have to spend all eternity in a tiny room in the deepest part of hell"
"with your former acquaintance, Papa Bear." Papa bless.
Big up, Papa Franku
Rght, okay, I'm gonna beat the fucking devil in his beer pong bullshit
They don't call me "Beer Pong Jackaboy" for nothing
They don't actually call me that but, shut up, let me have a life outside of Youtube
*laughing* That was a stupid thing to say
Come on!
Huah!
Can I just keep firing them in the same place, and getting them in?
Stop shooting at my fucking head!
Asshole. Huah!
Go in again, go in again, please, please. Yes!
Yeah! Oh nice, he's fucking it up bruh
Go in, stay in, yeah!
No, no! No, no!!
Bounce off your head again, come on let me win, let me win, let me win, let me win!
*Singing* Now watch me whip! Now watch me - WHAT!
I lost again?!
Mo. Ther. Fucker.
Go in, go in
Yes!
Got it, got it baby. Got it baby!
Oh I so got this!
Beer pong skills for days!
Stop firin' at my head, that's not nice
Huah!
Go in, go in, go in
Yes! Yeah!
Fuckin' doin' awesome now
I have to get one in the middle
Go in, go in, go in, go in, NOO!!
*breathes out*
It's gettin' fuckin' - it's getting schwifty
Oh, it's getting scary up in here
Yes!
I got it in!
I got it- Yeah!
I just had to get it in all three
Dress up
Uhm
There we go- No!
Deady-poolers!
Aw, shit
Yeah, there we go
I wanna be Deadpool
Aw, I got little Deadpool ghost legs!
Aw, that's adorable! *giggles*
Aw, man, I wanna do that one again
Collect
Collect what?
What am I collecting? Oh, the chocolate
Here we go, and uahhh, doosh
Oh god, I have to collect a fucking bunch of them, okay
Ah, just sprint, sprint around
Oh god, these controls
It's like controlling a whale!
in a frickin... ice rink
Whales are not suppose to be in ice rinks
They're suppose to be in the wah-wah
Huaaah, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it
I'm gonna have to do this one again. I can feel it
Did I do it?!
Yeah! Sort
Uhm
You are... recyclable
Uh, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, everything else goes in the bin
Why would you give kids razor blades in their trick or treat?!
Actually, wasn't that a thing?
That people were worried about
Bust out
Am I in prison?
Am I in a ghost prison?
Aw fucking Jesus, aw why
Why, this is difficult too
Oh god
Oh go-, oh shit, oh shit, okay go go go
Go go go!
Who ya gonna call?!
Ghostbusters!
NO!
"Who you gonna call? Hmm, who can you call in this situation really?"
Did I lose cause I touched the fucking thing?
Maaaan
Maaaan Daaan
Okay
Fast, fastness, fastness - Am I not allowed to touch anything?!
Cause that are the poopers
The poopers and the doopers
Okay, go fast
Go fast!
Go fast, yes, yes, don't fuckin' touch the thing - NO!
*grunts* (in weird accent) Ohh, I can do it!
I can dooo this
Doesn't help that you fuckin' lag (yeah...lets say it's 'lag')
All over the place
Mister Ghosty-Goo
Mister Ghosty-Goo?
Fu- Ooooooh!
You're lucky you're dead, cause I'd kill ya again
Actually killing you a bunch
Sorry about that
Huah
and a, huah
Yes, now go go go go go go go
go- fuck!
My!
Little!
mmmmm, not finishing the sentence
Not finishing it
I don't want you to do anything to me, if you touch me I will.. sue
Ohhh those blue beams of deathness and shitballs
Fuck it anyway
I can do this!
I have a degree in ghosting!
That's a real thing, shut up
Don't make fun of my fuckin-
Don't make fun of my degrees
shiiiii, *breathe in* OOOHH
*heavy breathing*
*heavier breathing*
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I got it, oh yes!
Am I done?
Choose
Do I have to pick a pokemon?
Highway to hell or stairway to heaven
Oh, both good songs
Stairway to heaven
Stairway to hea- oh god
Huah!
Go!
Climb, little do, climb
Climb faster please
We have to get to heaven and survive this shit
That's actually a... a paradox
Getting to Heaven means we're dead
No!
Don't go down the steps
One step forward and no steps back please
Welcome to Heaven!
That's it
I made it
I'm in Heaven
Yeah! *starts laughing*
Is that it?
Aw man, then I have to go back to the start to do it all again
Noooo!
Oh kay!
I'm gonna leave this episode here then
I wanted to go off and see what going to hell would be like, but I imagine it's just like, "Welcome to Hell"
Plus!
Now there's an incentive- that's fuckin' loud *turns volume down*
Now there's an incentive for you guy to go play it and get other outcome to everything
Yeah!
Go! Uhm, I'll leave a link in the description for you guys to play it
It's not free- I don't think, at least I payed for it
Uhm, the first, the life game, was- was that free?
I don't know. I can't remember
There'll be a link in the description anyway
Go, go search, go, live long and prosper
And all those things
Really good game tho, I really like the art style in this
Like the sort of papery, paper mache kinda look to everything
It's very clean
It's very nice, I like it
But anyway-
THANK YOU GUYS
so much for watching this episode
if you liked it,
PUNCH that like button in the face
LIKE A GHOST, and
high fives all around
*two whiplash sounds*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*outro music plays* *Jack makes garbled sounds and laughs in the background video*
That's how I eat pie apparently
Come here, come here
BITCH
Aw I got 'em, he's hurtin', he's hurtin'
Y'all saw it, he's hurtin
Who am I?
What's everyone doing?
Everyone come out for Metallica?
*cool music starts* Diggin' this like
Jazzy, swing music
do do do, do do do do
If- oh if I was a ghost, I'd be dancin' in the afterlife
*laughing* boo-bees (boobies)