[CHEERING]
[MUSIC - SUGARHILL GANG, "APACHE (JUMP ON IT)"]
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it.
Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it.
Oh my God, I don't know how to play games, though, so
I, what do I do?
Well, we're going to tell you the rules
and then you'll, do you not usually play games?
No, no games.
Why not?
Because I don't do well.
Oh.
We're going to play one of our favorite games.
It's called Five-second Rule, but in case you're, it's you
and I think you might be slow.
Slow?
You may have to think and then you're going to kind of ramble,
so we're going to do a special edition,
and it's 10-second Rule.
But you're assuming I ramble.
[MUSIC - CHER, "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME"]
If I could turn back time.
If I could find a way.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
He's very attractive.
Yeah, he is.
Thank you.
Do we really have to play the game?
OK, I'm ready.
All right, you're going to be fine.
And I have some of your Keaton wine
if you'd like some, if you're, although--
I might need it.
All right, I'll give it to you if you--
Don't you worry about it.
You don't even--
OK, I'm ready now.
I'll start.
You can start.
So I'll show you how it goes.
OK, I'm ready.
OK, go.
Ellen, name three movies you were in.
Finding Dory, Mr. Ed, and Goodbye Lover.
[DINGING]
Wow.
I know.
[LAUGHING]
[CHEERING]
Did I say Mr. Ed?
You did.
I was not in Mr. Ed.
I was in Ed TV.
Diane, name three movies you were in.
Godfather, Hanging Up, and Looking For Mr. Goodbar!
[DINGING]
There you go.
[CHEERING]
There you go.
You did it.
Oh my God.
What did I win?
You're doing great.
What do I get?
We're still playing.
Oh, OK.
All right.
I'm scared of Ellen, though.
She's smart.
Not really.
I just said I was in Mr. Ed.
[LAUGHING]
All, right all right, I'll do better.
Ellen, what are three reasons to drink?
Because you're thirsty, it's six o'clock, and it's Wednesday.
[DINGING]
[CHEERING]
Ease up on me.
Going to be great.
No, it's going to be good.
You got to give me some--
I got you.
You've got to help me out.
Diane, name three things you like to drink.
Alcohol and more alcohol and wine.
Hit it.
[DINGING]
Boom.
Done.
[CHEERING]
You know that thing at the circus
or the state fair that you, and it goes to the top?
You could do that.
You know, I'm shy to look at Ellen like this.
Because usually you look at her from the side
so that you're not intimidated.
But Ellen is a very, where'd she go?
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
All right, let's play the game.
OK, I'm ready.
All right, Ellen, what are three other words for kissing?
Smooching,
[LAUGHING]
Are there other words for kissing?
I know.
Are there?
Yeah, yeah, me.
Diane--
My name.
What are three other words for kissing?
OK, OK, smooshing, tongue kicking, lip sucking.
[DINGING]
She said, tongue kicking.
She did.
She said, tongue kicking.
Let's lip suck!
OK, tongue kicking.
One of these days.
You want to lip suck?
Just tongue kicking.
I'm a-tongue kicking.
I'm going to tongue kick and then suck.
The tongue kicking's better.
How do you kick a tongue?
This is the last--
OK, I'm sorry.
You said it.
Last round.
Three things you say when you're pulled over by a cop.
Hey, officer, how are you today?
I was going fast, wasn't I?
You're handsome.
[DINGING]
[LAUGHTER]
Point 3.
Nice.
Point 3.
And that goes for a good man or a woman.
I say, you're handsome.
That's nice.
Diane, name your three favorite body parts on a man.
Oh my God.
The penis, the lips, and the tongue.
Oh, sorry.
[DINGING]
[CHEERING]
That's how you play 10-second rule.
Poms opens everywhere May 10.
You're going to get a TCL Roku TV.
What?
That's what you get!