- ROOMMATE MEETING.
ROOMMATE MEETING!
- GOGO, WHAT THE HELL? I'VE GOT A HANGOVER!
- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]
ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER, OKAY, BRENDAN?
I WANT A ROOMMATE MEETING, AND I WANT IT NOW!
OKAY.
NOW, SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING [bleep]
OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR
AND THROWING IT ON THE GROUND,
AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID PRANKS, JONALD?
- NO. AND YOUR PRANKS ARE STUPID.
- IS IT YOU, MONDAY? - WHAT?
[eerie music] - I SAID,
SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING [bleep] OUT OF THE FRIDGE
AND THROWING IT ON THE [bleep] GROUND.
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS,
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!
- WELL, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,
WHO KEEPS PULLING THE SHEETS OFF MY BED
AND HANGING THEM FROM THE CEILING FAN AT NIGHT?
- WAS THAT YOU, MONDAY? - WHAT?
- HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING EVERYBODY'S SHEETS OFF THEM
IN THE NIGHT AND HANGING THEM FROM THE CEILING FANS?
- WHAT? NO.
- WELL, CLEARLY, SOMEONE'S BEEN DOING THAT!
[glass shatters] - WHOA!
WHO DID THAT?
- YEAH! WHO THE [bleep] JUST DID THAT?
- WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST THREW THAT BOTTLE?
- WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
- DID YOU [bleep]ING THROW THAT BOTTLE, JONALD?
- NO, GOGO!
[bleep] YOU! I DIDN'T THROW IT!
- WELL, DID YOU [bleep]ING THROW THAT BOTTLE, BRENDON?
- YEAH! YOU WOULD DO THAT, BRENDON.
- DUDE, NO! I DIDN'T THROW THE BOTTLE!
- WELL, SOMEBODY THREW THAT [bleep]ING BOTTLE,
AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DREW DICKS ON EVERYONE'S FOREHEAD!
- YEAH, YOU DID DO THAT!
- BUT DICKS ARE HILARIOUS, THOUGH!
THIS IS JUST DESTRUCTIVE!
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MONDAY?
DID YOU THROW THAT BOTTLE?
[low growl] - WHAT BOTTLE?
- THE [bleep]ING BOTTLE, DUDE!
IT JUST SMASHED AGAINST THE WALL,
AND YOU EVEN SAID SOME [bleep] ABOUT IT!
- WELL, I DIDN'T THROW A BOTTLE.
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN'T PING.
HE'S GOT THE BEST GRADES IN THE HOUSE.
- [hisses]
- GOOD POINT, PING.
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S COOL IT WITH THE PROFANITY.
YOU KNOW PING'S VERY RELIGIOUS.
- [growls]
[guys groaning]
- AW, PING! - UGH!
- COME ON!
[spooky soul music]