- Yep, and that's what a day
in life with us is like.
Make sure to subscribe
to join the Kent and Kelly army
if you wanna see more.
- Babe, you are so good at outros,
it's crazy.
- Oh my God,
he's so sweet (laughing)
He's the best - Bye
Bye (laughing)
(grunting) Oh my God, I swear to God,
if you step on my feet
with your stupid ass Gucci slides
one more time!
- Well maybe if you didn't lean in so close
with your burnt, onion smelling breathe.
- I have to lean in,
because you always point
that freaking camera at mostly you,
you narcissist.
- Just fixing a post is not that hard.
- No, I don't wanna edit this one,
you edit this one.
- No.
(both barking)
Make sure we film tomorrow.
- I don't know, there's this trend
where dudes are teaching their girlfriends
how to play among us.
- Sure, whatever sounds good.
- [Woman] Every YouTube couple ever.
- Oh babe, how does it look?
- Are you ready?
- I think I'm ready.
- Okay.
Look at it.
Babe, I can't believe you picked this outfit out.
You're so good at fashion
like what the hell?
- Really, oh my gosh,
heck yeah.
(laughing)
You look great.
- Thank you, I love it.
- I love you.
- Look, I'm so excited for your outfit.
- Really?
- Oh my God, did you see that?
- What?
- Dude, Talia didn't say I love you back.
Something must be up.
- Oh my God, you're so right.
Look.
(both grunting)
You can see the sadness in his eyes.
- She's 100% cheating on him.
- We better go in the comments
and let everyone know what's up.
(buttons clicking)
- [Man] Oh, I ship.
- Ooh, what's up my favorite fan,
today we're gonna be pranking my girlfriend Sandra.
By telling her, her makeup looks gross
and her hair is ugly.
We're about to go to dinner
and it's gonna be so funny.
Oh, here she comes.
- [Sandra] Hey.
- Your makeup looks (beep).
Sandra broke up with me.
Anyway, make sure to smash that like
and subscribe button.
This is gonna make for a great thumbnail.
- [Woman] We really need a fake dog
to go with this fake house
and our fake plans.
- No, no, no, no,
we are not signing this contract
until there's a guaranteed wedding video titled,
our wedding day in parentheses.
The best day of our lives.
(mumbles) morning you will shop.
In parentheses, Brianna looks hot as hell.
- Okay, my client will agree to a wedding video,
but only if there's a making those honeymoon vlog
with guarantee of sexy swimsuit footage,
otherwise what's the point.
- Obviously Brianna is very excited about this.
Great, so where are we
on the mansion house tour
and puppy purchase.
- That will happen within the first year,
but my client refuses any dog breed
outside of French bulldog.
- My client wants a Pomeranian.
- I'd say like a Chihuahua, but it's furry.
Okay, my client agrees to a mix.
- Good enough for us.
- I'm looking forward to our marriage.
- Just call it a collab, Hector.
Oh, keep up sweetie.
- [Woman] We need to get pregnant ASAP,
so we can get more views.
- Look at us,
we bought our first house at age 19.
- And you can do the very same thing ,
because it was quite simple really.
Just follow these simple steps.
Drop out of college,
start a YouTube channel,
marry a hottie that's either...
Oh, look at her,
just stop looking at her she's mine.
Get famous,
do a bunch of brand deals,
get a bunch of money from those brand deals
then pay for that house in cash, simple.
- You can read all about it in our new book,
"How to become successful with one camera,
"a wish, and a huge loan from your lawyer daddy."
And you should probably be good looking.
- No cap babes,
best title maybe ever from anyone.
- It's the only part I wrote.
- [Man] You and Anthony totally dated.
- So for today's mukbang,
we're gonna chew each others food.
- Yeah, take a big bite
and then kiss it into my mouth
you big slob.
- Oh, you ain't gotta tell me first girl.
- Lets do it.
Baby bring it to me.
(both grunting)
- Okay, I think that's good,
we can send that to the editor.
(grunting)
- I went to four years of film school for this.
- Wow.
- Yep, you saw that too.
- It's so obvious,
they broke up weeks ago.
- And are pretending they're fine
just for views.
- One's clearly not fine I mean,
just look at the lack of passion in his tonsils.
- So sad.
- We have to tell everyone.
- Absolutely.
(buttons clicking)
I can't be lied to like this.
- We're gonna expose you.
- Yeah, you're a liar and a cheater.
- Everybody needs to unsubscribe right now.
- We should celebrate with some methylphenidate.
- Or some oxycodone on deck.
- No.
- Oxycodone in the house.
- We agree to five milligrams
of oxycodone in the house.
- Yes.
- Or we could do some (mumbles)
- That's (mumbles)
- Are you high right now?
- Sweet heroin of Zack and Cody.
(all laughing)