Hey Billy, I just signed up for instagram
That's great mom.
I sent you a friend request so that you and I can swap pictures!
Look, my user name is MILF69
WHAT!?
Yeah! *Laughs*
Mom In Late Forties, and I was born in 1969.
*Laughs* Isn't that cute?
*Son's shocked and disgusted* Oh god...
EVERY. MOM. EVER.
*Bell rings*
Oh, thanks Mom!
*Mom*: Nutrition! Pass it on!
EVERY MOM EVER.
Mom, I'm home from the college!
Ah! It's so great that my baby's home! I missed you so much, my Trevor.
Must've been so lonely...
But you seem to have handled it well. I'm gonna go put my stuff in my room
then we can catch up!
Um, you can just leave it out here!
Why? Did you rent my room out?!
Wait!
What the hell?
Mom, who is that?
...Replacement Trevor?
[indistinct] Trevor
... Si!
Every 'Ask Your Dad' Ever.
Thanks, Mom!
*Mom* Encouragement! Pass it on!
'But Mooooooom!'
THAT'S IT HONEY! KILL HIM! RIP HIS HEAD OFF! I love you!
Mom! Stop it!
...It's hard to concentrate.
*Whispering* Rip his head off! Kill him! Love you, Sweetie!
Every 'Home Cooked Meal' Ever...
Mom, why can't I have a new iPad?
You already have that one, and you never use it...
Yeah, but the new one comes in light blue!
No way!
You've never done anything for me!
Really?
*Screaming* GET HER OUT OF HERE!
...I disagree...
Y'know 'Milf' is just a present day Oedipus Complex...
And then I scored a touchdown while kissin' a prom queen
and doin' some sweet ass burn-outs in my car
Man Derick
You're the coolest kid in school!
*SCREECH* YOU'RE THE COOLEST!
I know I know *car comes up from behind*
POOKINS! I'm here to pick you up!
Is that your mom, man?
...Nah! *nervous*
HI DERICK! I'M RIGHT HERE MY SWEET LITTLE NUMNUMS!
How does she know your name man?
Uhh... She...
We have to hurry if we want to your bed wetting therapy on time!