*Glitchy Boy Intro*
(HC means my response)
*SMG4 Productions*
(Wedding Music)
Mario: La la la mmmmmmh! La la la mhmm!
Mama-Mia!
(Mario's native Nintendonian gibberish)
BOORING WEDDING CRAP
Goombs: (Goomba Sounds)
Mario: GAYYYYYY
Goombs: Dafuq?
Goombette: (Goomba sounds)
*More Goomba Gibberish*
Mario: Have you got any food?
Goombette: Do you know what shut the fuck up mea-
♫Ocean man♫
♫Take me by the hand♫
♫Lead me to the land♫
♫That you understand♫
(HC: Literal wedding crashing)
(Screaming and fleeing sounds)
Everyone except Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:Mmmh? WOW!
Mario: Mmmh? WOW!
Whoa!
(Gibberish)
*More Italian Gibberish*
*JUMP!*
Cappy: "Sound"
*IT'S CAPPY! :D* Cappy: YEAH! :D
Mario: Hello!
Nice-a to see you again!
*Cappy hopping along* GSYT: What is Cappy doing here :O?
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Cappy: Hey!
Mario: OOOOOOOooooooh...
Cappy: (More gibberish)
-Cappy's flashback-
*Bowser is being bad*
*More Cappy Gibberish*
*MORE CAPPY GIBBERISH!*
*Mario Gibberish... Again...*
Okie-Dokie!
Cappy:(Gibberish)
Cappy: WOOoooOOooow!!!
*JUMP!*
*PAF!*
*CAPPY GIBBERISH!!!*
Woo-Hoo! (HC: Time for this episode to start!)
Mario: A- YEAAAsss!!
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Goombette: (Goomba gibberish)
*Goomba Gibberish*
Mario: ♫I'm so drunk I can barely see♫
♪But it helps me get through another day♪ Cappy: (Gibberish)
*More fat Italian Gibberish*
Mario: Mama mia...
(More Gibberish)
Yippee!
*Mario Gibberish* (Even more gibberish) Mario: WAHAHHH!! MMMMMH!!!
(Even more gibberish)
Mario: WAHAHHH!! MMMMMH!!!
*Airplane sounds* (HC: Good idea,but how does it stay in there?)
Bowser: DOH! AAAAARGH!!
Bowser: *Pain sounds*
Mario: Haha!
Oh yeah!
Okie-Dokie!
Hmmm...
Mario: Oooooh...
GPS Mario: Ooooo,looks like Mario's gonna get chu! (Sonar sounds)
Mario: Looks like-a Mario gonna get you!
*Crappy Gibberish*
Mario: *Airplane sounds*
Cappy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(HC: The lesson here is,never trust a Mario)
*KABOOOM!!*
*Groaning*
Cappy: OoOOoOOooh...
*More Crappy Gibberish*
(More gibberish)
Mario: HOLY SH*T!!
Mario: HOLY SHIT!!!
OK Pikachu! I choose you!
Ha Ha!
Mario: Ah! Ah! Wahouh!
Wahoo!
YEAH!
Mario: YEAH!
I'm-ma bet you can't do this!
♪You spin me right round, baby right round♪
*Airplane sounds* (♫Baby,right round♫)
*Aeroplan sounds* Cappy: Hey! Hey!
*CRAPPY GIBBERISH!!!*
Mario: FINE!
Mario: Fine!
Mario: La la la mmmmh!
Moving on the ground
Bowser: (Typical Bowser sounds)
Mario: WOW!
Cappy's sister: (Struggling sounds)
Mario: Okie-Dokie!
Imma ready to run!
(Gotta go fast Sonic X Theme)
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!! GO GO FAST!!
♫Gotta go fast!♫
GOTTA GO FAST!
Mario: Hooo... Hooo...
Mario: Ouh!... Ouh!...
Mario: I'm-a tired...
Cappy: (Gibberish) (HC: For all you Americans out there,a meter is around 3 feet)
Mario: Fack you!
Bowser: BWOOUUUAAARRRGGGHH!!!
Bowser: (Growling sounds)
Bowser: Go!
Bowser: BWOUARGH! MWOUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Devious laughter*
Bowser: Go!
Bowser: MMMMMH!!
*Find Sound from Luigi's mansion*
Bowser: BWOUARGH!
Bowser: Oh yeah! Mr. Krabs!
Bowser: Aw yea, Mr. Krabs!
*MOON GET*
*Tiara Gibberish*
Bowser: (Growling gibberish)
Mario: Hey, f*cker!
Mario: OHHHHH
Mario: Hooo
Mario: Ohhh (HC: It ain't easy weighing 50 Tonnes )
Cappy: (Gibberish)
*Cappy Gibberish*
Tiara: (Gibberish)
*Tiara Gibberish*
Mario: Oh, man...
Mario: Mama-
Bowser: MWOUAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! NO!!
Bowser: (Growl gibberish)
Bowser: NO!
Koopa Rex: I'll f*ckin' gnaw your arm off!
Mario: Nyargh! No!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YAHOUH!!
Hahahahaha!
Mario: Yahoo!
I'm gonna kick-
♫I love you♫
♫You love-♫ D'oh sh*t!
WAAAAAAA
*What a mess! :o*
Mario: Mama-Mia!
Mario: Ohhh
Mario: Woah!
Mario: OHOOHOOHOO
OHOOHOOHOO
Mario: OHOOHOOHOO
Mario: WAHHHHH
-Punch does nothing-
Let that be a lesson to you...
Dipshit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAH!! OOOOOH... WOW!
Ohh
Woah!
Mini T-Rex: ♫La-Da-Di-Di-Da...♫
Mario: YIPEEEEE!!! Oh, boiiii!! :D
Mario: Ey, Gay Bowser!
♪OPEN THE DOOR♪ AHAHAHAHA!!!1!
♪GET ON THE FLOOR♪ AHAHAHAHA!!!1!
♪EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR♪ Bowser: JESUS CHRIST!!!
♪OPEN THE DOOR♪ AAAAAAAAAAAAA
♪GET ON THE FLOOR♪ AAAAAAAAAAAAA
♪EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR♪
♪EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR♪ (Aerodactyl sounds)
*BAM!*
I ain't need to see no more shit down here!
Cappy: Hey-Hey! Let's go!
*Cappy Gibberish*
Mario: Okie Dokie!
Here we go!
Ha Ha!
KISS MY ASS!
Ship:Roacket Laoncher!
*WALUIGI LAUNCHA!*
*Cappy Gibberish*
Waluigi:SHIIIIIIIIIIII
Bowser: ?
*R.I.P. Bowser*
Mario: Ha Ha!
*Mario is victorious!*
Oh yeah!
Mario: Hmm?
Mario: Hmm Bowser?
Bowser?
Holy Shit!
Mario: WOAH!
IS THAT THE HAKUREI SHRINE BUT COVERED WITH FOOD!?!?
Wwwwwwoooooooooaaaaaah!
OH NO, THE FOOD WILL NOT SURVIVE MUCH LONGER
Burger: Rada rada rada
Burg: Rada rada rada
Pretzel: Rada rada rada rada
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spaghetti: La La La-
Mario: HAHAHAHA
Mario: *Heavy weapons guy eating SFX* Spaghetti: AAAAAHHH IT BURNS! (HC: Food Murder)
Mario: Yahoo! (Screaming and fleeing sounds)
Haha!
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
WOOHOO x4 Cappy: (Gibberish)
Mario: Wahouh! Wahouh! Wahouh! *Cappy Gibberish*
Mario: No!
Mario: NO! Awouak! Awouak! Awouak! Awoak! CRUNCH!
*Pac-Man sounds*
Hmm?
*Shroomy is that you?*
Shroomy: Oh Hey Mario!
What brings you around these parts?
UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: *Muffled*
Shroomy: Oh, I'm here to see my family.
Shroomy: I'm here to see my family. They live here in the Luncheon Kingdom.
They live here in the Luncheon Kingdom.
They're nice people
Mario: Mama-Mia!
Mario: Mam mia! That tasted like sh*t!
That tastes like shit!
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Shroomy: Oh golly gee! Well I did see a turtle fly over that there volcano over there!
Shroomy: Well golly gee
T-That might be him
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Mario: I give up! That's it!
Mario: I give up,thats it
You're dead. That's good. Amen.
Shroomy: Wait! Hold on!
Shroomy: Wait hold on!
I can get you there in a jiffy!
Shroomy: I learned how to build a catapult at Boy Scout camp! (HC: Must be one of the 300,679 badges given to him by Smokavich)
I learned how to build a catapult at Boy scouts camp (HC: Must be one of the 300,679 badges given to him by Smokavich)
*Engineering sounds*
Yay!
Mario: Thank-a you-a so much-a, you piece of sh*t!
Mario: Thank you so much you piece of shit!
Mario: OOOOOOooooo
ooooooooooooo
Mario: Let's-a go!
Oh boy!
Mario: I'm-a going to fly for you!
*PHYSICS*
*Airplane sounds*
Shroomy: Ah, what nice folks!
Mario: Ah, what nice folks!
AAAAA JESUS CHRIST!
Mah leg!
Oh fuck!
*General Chaos sounds*
My leg!
Mario: *Airplane sounds*
Mario: Nnnnnnnnnnnn!!
Mario: YES!
I'm the winner!
Cappy: (Gibberish)
*Tiara Gibberish* *Is it just me or does Tiara look really creepy?*
*Tiara Gibberish*
Mario: Ooooh...
Oh ya mama-mia (Gibberish)
Mario: How about NO!
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Mario: FINE!
Mario: Fine!
Mario: Mmmmh?
Hmm?
OHOOHOO
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Mario: Let's-a-go! Here I come! F***er!
Here I come!
F*cker!
BRING ME THAT ASS!
*Mario is gonna save Tiara!*
Mario: Weeheee! :D
Bowser: HOLY SH*T!!
Mario: That's-a spicy-a meat-a-ball!
Tiara: (Gibberish)
Cappy: (Gibberish)
*Cappy Gibberish*
*JUMP!*
Cappy & Tiara: YAAAAAAAY!!! YAAAAAY!!
*Tiara Gibberish*
Cappy: Gah!
*Cappy Gibberish*
Mario: 'Scuse-a me,
WWHHHHAAAAAAAATT!!?!
*Tiara Gibberish*
Mario: Ohhhhhhhh
Mario: You piece of shiet!
Bowser: NO!
Bowser: No!
(Growling Gibberish)
Mario: RRRMMPP
Mama-mia!
*Mario Gibberish*
Mario: La la la mmmmh! Woah!
Woah!
*rabble rabble rabble* (HC: Oh shit,it's the First Course Battalion!)
*Dog barking* (HC: Oh shit,it's the First Course Battalion!)
Mario: What are you doing?! What's going on here?
Mario: Woah! *Guns Cocking*
Woah! *Guns Cocking*
Mama-Mia!
Bowser:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spaghetti: Rada rada rada rada rada rada!
*Food Gibberish*
Hotdog: Rada rada rada rada rada!
Burgie: Rada rada rada!
Mario: Ahahaha! Bowser: NOOOO!!!
*Sounds of fear*
*Bye bye, Mario. Bye bye, Bowser. :(*
*food rabble*
Mario: Ouh... Awouahwouahwouahwouah!!
Mario: (Gibberish)
Cheep Cheep: ♫La-Da-Di-Di-Da...♫
Mario: Ouh! Ouh! Ouh! Ouh!
Mario: Ouh! Ouh! Ouh! Ouh! Take this!
Take-a this!
Cheep-Cheep: Ourgh!
Fishy Mario: C'MON! BOWSER!
Bowser: (Growling Gibberish)
Mario: Hurry up you- FATASS BITCH!
*food rabble*
*Oh my Gawd! :o*
Bowser: Argh...
Cheep Cheep: Dur dur dur
*BAM!*
RIP CHEEP CHEEP
Mario: Hahaha!
Mario: Ah! Ah! Ah! You're bum!
You look Stoopid!
Stoopid!
Bowser: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Mario: Oh yeah!
Mario: Oww yeah! Hahahahah!!
*Laughing*
*Italian Gibberish*
Fak Yooouuuuuuuuu!
Googly EYES
Spaghetti: *Whistles for backup*
*KFC boat*
*food rabble* *Oh no!*
*Oh no!* *Food rabble*
*!*
*Fishy Bowser & Fishy Mario scream!*
WAAAAAAAA
*Fishy Mario and Fishy Bowser're swimming while the food are trying to kill 'em...*
*KABOOOM!!*
Fishy Bowser: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!
♪If you like chicken nuggets, then you gotta-♪
*Chicken Nuggets song*
Fishy Bowser: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! - then you gotta sing along♪ ♪If you like chicken nugget-
Fishy Bowser: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!
(HC: IT'S A TRAP!)
♪This is your favorite song.♪
Mario: A-A-A!!!
No! ♪If you like chicken nugg--♪ *KABOOM*
Mario: C'mon!!
Mario: C'MON! Argh! Let's going!
RRRMMPP
Let's-a get going!
♫It's been a long day♫ (HC: You will not be missed Chicken Nugget)
*R.I.P. Nugget*
♫Without you-♫
Fishy Boopkins: La la la la la!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Boopkins: Oh look!
Fishes that look like Bowser and Mario!
How peculiar!
Oh i wonder why
Oh, look at that! A giant chicken boat is heading right towards me!
WAIT WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!
Mario: Nyargh!
That's it!
Mama-Mia!
Mario: Ooooooh!!! WAHOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
Oh look!
*MARIO YOU GENIUS*
Hmm
Oh
Battalion: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
Mario: WOOOooooOOOooo!!!
F*ck off!
Mario: Yeeeeeaah!
Mario: Yeah!
Ha Ha!
*Mario Gibberish again*
(Gibberish)
Okie-Dokie!
Bowser: Bwouaaargh...
*A buncha stuff that happened next...*
(HC: That Moon though...)
*the moon...*
Mario: Oh no!
*Mario gibberish*
Oh boy...
No!
*Crappy Gibberish*
(More Gibberish)
*Cappy's home kingdom?*
Mario: WOW! Mmmmmmh....
Mario: WOW! Mmmmmmh...
Cappy: happy gibberish
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Tiara: happy gibberish
*Tiara happy gibberish*
Mario:Oh yeah!
No problem!
*Bowser cries*
*Poor bowsy bowser! ;-;*
*Tiara Gibberish*
Tiara: (Gibberish)
*Tiara's suprise*
*Tiara Gibberish*
*Moons?*
(HC: Sure...)
Bowser: BWOUAAARRRGGHH!! AHAH!!
*Cappy thanking Mario*
Cappy: (Gibberish)
Mario: Ha Ha!
Mario: That was fantastic!
Mario: Bye Bye!
Mario: Bye! Bye! See you next time! :D
See you next time! :D
Goodbye crappy
*BOOM! DED* Mario: Ourgh!
Goombs: How do you like that BIATCH?
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The End