Happy Monday, everybody!
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I don't know why, but you feel like a Tuesday crowd to me.
And I'm not sure, but anyway--
who remembered to adjust their clocks for daylight savings?
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And yet, you made it here on time.
Isn't that interesting?
Who's going to wait five months until their clocks are right
again?
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Yes, some clocks are easier than others.
Are you all on Instagram?
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I don't know why--
I know you are because I use my extra hour
to go through your Instagram accounts.
And now I'm going to show all of your photos to my followers.
And Skylana Roberts-- where is Skylana Roberts?
Hello!
Hey!
Look at that face.
Well you posted it!
I mean, why are you--
you don't even know what I'm going to show,
but you're just already scared?
All right.
Well stand up and be proud of yourself.
OK.
Let's see.
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All right.
And you say, when you wanna watch dem bitches gamble
but you gotta drink.
All right, Explain yourself.
First of all, it's a good thing we have cup holders here.
I didn't even--
I just built them into the chairs
not thinking anyone would do that.
But tell me about that.
Vegas.
It was Vegas.
That's it.
All right.
Also, not to be nitpicky, but it's
when you watch dem bitches gamble--
comma-- you gotta drink.
The comma should have been--
that's OK.
All right.
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Let's see-- the next person is Jane Bama Gunza.
Bama Gunza.
Right here!
Hi!
Hi, tell me-- stand up please--
OK.
What is your last name?
Tamabungza.
That's right.
That's it.
That's exactly right.
OK.
So you posted something of your father.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Let's see what's going on here.
Let's talk about this.
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That's my best friend.
Yeah.
What's happening?
We were having an ice cream party.
Read the caption!
I've had an ice cream party before--
never anything that resembles that.
That's it?
That's all?
Just an ice cream party.
That's it, yeah.
Did he forget where his mouth was?
He did.
Yeah, it was #likefatherlikedaughter
or something like that?
That's how you eat as well?
Absolutely.
All right.
When I get to know my people in my audience, it's really--
Jerry Plummer.
Where is Jerry Plummer?
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That was good.
You stood up reluctantly yet with pride.
I like it.
Yes.
So hi, Jerry.
Hi.
How you doing?
I'm good.
Good.
Good to see you.
I'm a little afraid.
Really?
Let's take a look.
Let's see what you posted.
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It say, glamor shot or porn star-- you decide.
I hope it was a glamor shot.
That's what I hope.
OK.
Who is this with you?
My friend, Rebecca Greever.
Is Rebecca going to be happy that that's posted?
No.
I post it on Throwback Thursday, and she always
makes comments like, I'm never going to live this photo down.
Right.
And now look where it is.
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Yeah.
Rebecca!
Rebecca, look!
Look at you, Rebecca!
It's wonderful.
It's a wonderful picture.
Thank you for posting it.
Thank you for being here.