(thunderclap)
(electronic music)
- Yo mama!
(electronic music)
Yo mama so old,
she sat next to Moses in third grade.
- Let my Trapper Keeper go!
(tongue vibrating)
(thunderclap)
- [Blond Man] Yo mama so old,
she was a waitress at the last supper.
(religious chanting)
- Would you like to order a nice wine with that?
- Nah, I got it.
(whooshing, twinkly music)
(organ music)
- [Blond Man] Yo mama so fat,
she had to be baptized at Sea World!
What I'm trying to say is, your mother's a whale.
A whale of a good time, yeah!
Yo mama so old,
her first cruise was on
Noah's Ark.
- Oh, we've got two of every animal,
my family's an exception, but you,
you gotta go.
(scream)
(thunderclap)
(bubbles)
(electrical crackling)
(thunderclap)
(organ music)
- [Blond Man] Yo mama so ugly,
when God said,
- Let there be light!
(fingers snap)
- [Blond Man] He shouted--
- Oh Me, never mind!
(fingers snap)
(whooshing)
Is she still there?
Yaah!
(ominous music)
- [Blond Man] Yo mama so old,
her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
(triumphant orchestral music)
(sheep bleating)
(crashing)
Yo mama so fat,
when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.
(cracking)
(booming)
(whistling)
A lotta paperwork thanks to your fat dead mom!
Yo mama so damn old,
she still owes Jesus five bucks.
(harp music)
Yeah, with interest, I think it's more like
five billion dollars!
(eyes moving)
Yeah, good luck with that, you stupid bitch.
Yo mama so damn ugly,
when the devil saw her, he started going to church.
(organ music)
- God, it's me, the devil.
Yeah, sorry about all that stuff I did.
I feel like just a real asshole.
So just please, please take me back.
Come on God, we used to be buddies, oh God!
Oh she's here, oh, I'm sorry, a thousand times,
just take me back, come on man,
stop being a dick!
- [Blond Man] Yo mama so old,
she pre-ordered the Bible.
- Pre-order the DLC and you get five Johns,
and if you act now, I'll throw in two Corinthians,
with a behind the scenes of Mark, now with 100% more Moses.
- I didn't agree to this.
(high-pitched tap)
(eyes blinking)
(lively electronic music)