Dude can you believe it's already been 3 weeks in Shanghai 兄弟 你能相信已经在上海待了3个星期了吗
Oh man, I feel like time is moving by so quickly. 哦 我感觉时间过的特快
I know man, I feel like we're going to blink 就是说啊 我感觉眨眼之间
and our year in Shanghai is going to be over. 我们在上海的一年就过去了
I know! 就是啊
Dude, check this out. 兄弟 看看这个
Uh, service staff! 呃 服务员
Uh... 呃...
Can you give us... 你可以给我们
Master? 师傅?
Master! 师傅
Can you give us two... 你可以给我们两个...
Tsingdao... 青岛...
Tsingdao beers. 青岛啤酒
Yeah, sure dude. 好的，当然没问题
Nailed it. 搞定
Nice. 干得漂亮
So, what's been your favorite part? 那么 你最喜欢的这里的哪一部分？
Honestly, I think the metros. 说实话 我感觉是地铁
They're efficient and I think I like rush hour. 它们真的很有效率 我想我最喜欢的是高峰期
Dude, me too! 兄弟 我也是
I'm used to living in a small town 我以前习惯住在小镇上
and I really like the crowded city, it's great! 但是现在我真的很喜欢拥挤的大城市 真的太棒了
(Laughing) （大笑）
What’s your favorite part? 你最喜欢的这里的哪一部分?
You know, 你知道吗
it's the dancing ayis outside of my bedroom window. 是我卧室窗外的跳舞的阿姨们
Because the music they play is really soothing. 因为他们播放的音乐听着真的很舒服
Plus they're really talented man, they're just graceful. 而且她们真的很有才华 特别的优雅
Really talented. 真的很有才华
Honestly, I think the elderly back home should do it. 老实说 我认为老了以后应该这样做
Looks like great exercise. 看起来是一个很棒的运动
Yeah. 是啊
(Laughing) （大笑）
How about when you see people on the streets 每当你看到街上的人
and they're like, "hello!" 他们就像在说“你好!"
It's so sweet, so friendly, man. I love it. 真的太美好了 而且很友好 我太喜欢了
Actually I really love being stared at. 其实我还挺喜欢被人盯着看的
It's way better than back at home 这里可比在老家待着好多了
being shot by the police or something. 比起我在美国被警察枪击更好
I know what you mean. 我懂你的意思
I don't think so. 我可不这么认为
How about them pijius? 来些啤酒怎么样？
Thank you. 谢谢
(Laughing) （大笑）
I'm sorry, are we bothering you? 不好意思 我们打扰到你了吗
No, not at all. 没有 完全没有
I'm just having a drink. 我只是在喝东西
No man, really. 没有兄弟 真的
What's your deal. 你什么意思
Nothing. 没什么
I'm just remembering. 我只是在回忆
Remembering what? 回忆什么
I used to be like you. 我曾经像你们一样
Soft. 与世无争
Doe eyed. 那么的天真
Full of life. 对生活充满生机
Those were the days. 这些都是曾经了
Okay, well what happened? 好吧 发生了些什么
Life! 生活
Life happened. 生活改变了
Told myself I'd come here for one year. 我告诉自己我会来这里一年
One year rolled into two. 然后一年变成了两年
Two into three. 二年到三年
Three into four, and so on. 三年到四年 然后现在一直在这
Yeah, so we're only here for a year. 是啊 所以我们只在这里待一年
So... 所以
(Laughing) （大笑）
That's what they all say. 他们都是这么说的
No, seriously 不 说真的
our ESL contracts only last for a year. 我们的教学合同只有一年
We're just here to make a little money, have a little fun 我们在这只是为了赚点钱 享受一点乐趣
and then I'm going back to get a law degree. 然后我会回去获得法律学位
Masters degree. 硕士学位
You kids are cute. 你们这些小孩真可爱
Uh no, seriously. I'm going to be a lawyer. 哦 不 是真的 我将要成为一名律师
I was going to be a lawyer too. 我曾经也将成为一名律师
Big shot at the big firm. 一个大公司的大人物
Then I started at Tom's English School and before I knew it 但是在我知道汤姆英语学校之前知道的
it was 7 years later. 现在已经是7年之后了
In bed with another hangover. 在床上与我的又一次宿醉
We're just trying to have a conversation here. 我们只是想在这里好好聊聊
I said to myself, 我这是在对我自己说
I'll teach English for a year. 我会教一年的英语
See the world. 看看外面的世界
The only thing I saw was the bottom of Tsingtao bottles. 但我现在唯一看到的是青岛啤酒瓶的底部
Wake up. 醒醒吧
A-a-apples. 一 一个 苹果
Then off to the bar for another 然后去酒吧再喝
B-b-beer. 啤 啤 啤酒
Just trying to forget. 只是想忘记
Hey man, 嘿 兄弟
I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you, but 对不起 在这件事情上你不是很顺利 但是
we're fine. 我们还不错啊
We're here for a year, just going to have a few adventures 我们在这里待一年 只是想尝试一些新的事物
make new friends then we're heading back home, okay? 结交些新朋友然后我们会再回家 好吗?
(Laughing) （大笑）
Well, 好吧
don't say I didn't warn you. 不要说我没有警告你
Dude, this guy's super intense. 兄弟 这个家伙太夸张了
ESL teaching is not that bad. 教英文也没有那么差吧
No it's not, it's really great. 不 不是的 它真的很棒的
I think he's a little butthurt or something, I don't know. 我觉得他有点愤慨 我不清楚
Should we just get out of here? 我们应该离开这里吗?
Yeah. 好啊
Hey, you wanna go to Yu Yuan Garden? 嘿 你想去豫园吗
There's a great KTV over here! 那边有个很好的KTV
Oh, nice! 哦 听起来不错
Let's get out of here. 我们离开这里吧
Can you believe we live in Shanghai now? 你能相信我们现在住在上海吗?
I know, 是啊
it's such a shame we're only going to be here for a year. 真是太遗憾了 我们只会待在这里一年
Right!? 是啊
Hey, service staff. Three Tsingtao bujius. 嘿 服务员 三个青岛啤酒
I think it's pronounced "ti sing cao." 我认为它的发音是 "踢 星 陶"
No it's "sing dao." 不是 应该是 “青岛”
What are you guy's talking about, it starts with Q. 你们在说什么呢 开头应该是Q
It's like "kundao." 应该是“昆岛”
It's "T S." 是 "T S"
No it's named after the city. 不 它是以城市命名的
The German brewery is close to Hong Kong or something. 那个德国啤酒厂离香港很近的
I read about it, I really want to go there. 我在网上看到过的 我真的很想去那里
To Tsingtao? 去青岛吗?
Yes. 是的
That's a place? 那是个城市?
Yeah. 是啊
Shangai's better, though. 还是上海比较好
I bet Shanghai is better. 我打赌上海更好
I love Shanghai, dude. 我爱上海 兄弟
I want to stay here forever. 我想永远呆在这里
(Laughing) （大笑）
Should we tell them? 我们应该告诉他们吗
Nah, they'll figure it out. 不了 他们会搞清楚的
You guys did. 你们做到了
At least we know how to say TingTaos. 至少我们知道怎么说 青岛
Here's to that. 就是这样
Amen to that. 但愿如此
I'm really lonely, boys. 我真的很孤单
I don't even have a mustache. 我甚至没有小胡子
I just do it to impress you guys. 我这样做是为了给你们留下深刻的印象
We noticed. 我们注意到了
You didn't have it yesterday. 你昨天还没有
(Coughing) （咳嗽）
Sorry. 对不起
Sorry guys, it's just my diabetes. 对不起兄弟们 可能是因为我的糖尿病
KTV? KTV?
That's a good idea. 这是个好主意
Yeah, okay. 好啊
Sing a couple of songs, boys. 唱几首小曲
Let's go sing. 我们去唱歌吧
Yeah I wanna sing Britney Spears Toxic. 是啊 我想唱布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 Toxic
You boys have a good night. 祝你们小男孩们晚安
Every time. 每次都是这样
Oh come on! 噢 又来
It's my shoulders. 我的肩膀都卡在里面
Alright. 好吧
Let's go. 我们走吧
I'll see you boys in hell. 我们地狱再见