Did you enjoy that, Andy?
Yes, very much.
I thought it was lovely.
I'm glad.
You know, I miss sending you out to learn things
from world class professionals.
Michael Phelps taught you how to swim.
Ronda Rousey taught you how to wrestle.
And recently, Ashley Graham taught you
how to take a perfect selfie for Instagram,
so I think we should show everyone, don't you?
It doesn't seem like I have a choice, but sure.
OK.
Here we go.
He's an executive producer on the Ellen Show.
He works hard every day.
He's super duper awesome at what he does,
but he's average in every other way.
De, de, de, de, do, do, do, do.
Don't play with that.
Hi, guys, I'm Ashley Graham.
I am a model, a author, a TV host,
I walk the runway sometimes, 12 million followers on Instagram.
And I'm Andy.
Here's what I'm thinking, to be honest.
This Ellen gig is not going to last forever,
and so I'm thinking it's time to start making a little money
with the money maker.
OK.
And nobody knows that better than you.
Rolling.
I like this angle.
Look at it.
You just have sex eyes naturally,
so there's not much work here.
Did you say "sex eyes?"
You have those eyes that are very catlike.
Well, this is a lot of makeup, so [INAUDIBLE]..
Yeah, this is a lot of middle-aged Jew,
so that's my look.
So first you're going to smile with just your mouth,
not with your eyes.
Raise your eyebrows.
Then you're going to stop smiling,
and that's your model face.
What?
Just talk me in.
Relax your forehead.
Relax it.
OK, there you go.
I don't know how.
Smile with just your mouth, and not your eyes.
Now raise your eyebrows.
Now stop smiling with your mouth.
That's your model face.
No, raise your eyebrows.
There you go.
Don't flare your nostrils.
Stop doing that.
This is really not a good look.
You look handsome from this angle.
You're a profile person.
Really?
I can't see it.
Hold on.
It's a lot of chin.
I have this trick.
Yeah?
To get your jaw tight, you stop swallowing
in the middle of your swallow.
Look, see this?
See this?
We want to get it up.
There we go.
Sorry.
The amount of times I've heard that.
[LAUGHS]
I'm 54!
It's a lot after 50.
It requires effort.
Tell us about it.
This is "I'm too tired to have sex" face.
You have no rhythm, and that's OK.
Where did you even get that?
We want to kind of dance and keep the motion going,
and this is-- look, picture, there it is.
Oh, and then you can get the still out of it to go hi.
Picture.
Hi.
Picture.
Dance it.
The photographer told me once, "be like a drunken sailor."
Picture.
So I feel like if Harry Styles can do a boa, you can do a boa.
So put the boa on.
I'd still be me, but still.
Do that dance.
Do the drunken sailor dance.
Drunken sailor dance.
Click.
That's a thing, it's like--
Don't move your mouth.
You're modeling.
Shh.
I know, I'm just--
I'm fluid, that's what I am.
There you are.
Fluid.
Exactly.
Raise your eyebrows.
Oh, here we go.
You look really good.
Keep moving!
It doesn't matter what climate we're in,
you have to keep modeling.
This better end up in print somewhere.
Yes.
Here's what I've learned.
I've learned it takes real talent,
but more importantly, to be beautiful, inside and out.
You have the inside.
Me, very surface, and even on the surface, not great--
you go inside, worse.