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thank you and we are totally let's go and take your favorite hand and think about all
those nice people up there on the door yeah don't be rude with all the naughty ones too
Santa knows what you did he knows what you did welcome aboard the world famous Janky
Cruise I'm sorry jingle Cruise sorry y'all that was my first Noel
my name is first name Skipper last name Katarina but you can call me Skipper Katarina for shorts
and for the next two weeks you'll have a while we make it I'll be your skipper a guy to your
house your tree trimmer popcorn sugar and secret santa disregard that last one it's
supposed to be a secret on either side to go here we do have some very festive bucks
here in the jungle this holiday season now these here are known as humbugs and if we
were very very closely we may all be able to hear their call okay so everyone listens
everyone
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365 days a year or just two with that Amazon River Prime
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that's because the longer you steer at that rushing gush of water the more it will inspire
you to go deeper into the jungle yeah that's my number one joke right there think about
it now because we could just turned out onto the Congo River we're very excited to see
how far we've Congo arranged everyone on board your day little holiday party and no one showed
up oh no I can't see anyone canoe I'm so smart guys this is so awkward no one showed up it's
just like my 16th birthday oh my gosh oh my gosh guys well it looks like someone's gonna
be getting an old treat for Christmas it's all wrapped up with the boa on top that's
awkward also get a few more supplies oh no you gotta be kidding me hey guys why is that
temperate Camp I didn't mean literally yeah [Music]
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it's time of year there's a very strong time not to mention it is the largest river in
the world it goes on for Niles and Niles denial you don't believe you are clearly in denial
resolution but thank you for your participation
is the second most feared animal in all of the Jungle the African beloved by approaching
us here on the right hand side we have the most fear his mother-in-law know what they
say the only difference between in-laws and outlaws Outlaws are wanted we have made it
here wildlife in the back right hand over there we have some Long Neck Reindeer I brought
here we have the reindeer that ran over Mufasa and in the back left hand corner there we
have to hey
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that one buddy you have to go for Hawaii [Music]
[Music] well you know what we are we always try pulling these clothes never give away
though and what's a rhino you know what I mean what do I know
[Music] she's a special type of hyena she's an Alpine one of Santa's little yelpers but
yes she is now folks if you look down into the water on either side of the boat you're
going to deep sea down into the water you're gonna see absolutely nothing but usually these
water still Harbor piranhas don't worry [Music] covering the holiday of harmonica the Festival
of Lights we'll see about eight days yeah I know where he's there oh no
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good job guys we're in a second there I thought it was about to Deck the ball with the crime
hauling see you soon okay thank you one person I appreciate it
company has a great deal going on for you guys half off a plane what are all of your
holiday travels yeah it's quite the steal reinforced steel that's what that is because
we all know what a down the plane in the jungle means
relationship
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and we'll never hear from them again [Music] hey
good luck
wow nothing seems about these monkeys but you know what guys I do have to get something
off my chest okay you know butterflies they used to be caterpillars
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say the main attraction here at the jungle cruise
oh water
hey hey
[Music] sorry about that guys I like to make chemistry jokes periodically yes
taken by my calculations of the head is the entrance to Santa's super secret Southern
Workshop I know very exciting right yikes supposedly foreign
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stay here
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foreign
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guys I don't shower [Music] oh no um
a little bit of dry humor for you guys you know people ask me all the time is that water
coming out of their trunks
definitely a snot no but that's unfortunately we are coming in the most dangerous part of
our journey here together today and that is the return to civilization I know I'm so sorry
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although it does appears we stepped out for a moment to restock his merchandise yeah leaving
those shoulders parked out front it's crazy
thank you so much for laughing and if you did not laugh today well thank you all so
much for leaving it's been a really awkward 10 minutes if you guys just seriously I'm
just kidding guys
okay out of all the crews I've had today y'all have certainly been the most recent so thank
y'all I really do appreciate it get the exact same theme park tickets for Less no catch
at undercover tourist